NationStates Jolt Archive

I've had four nosebleeds in the last two days, the doctor says my bloodpreassure has gone up, and that I most likely have an exposed vein in my nose.
Its a major pain, to be sitting there typing, and realize that your lap is full of your own blood.

The blood pressure rise has most people mystified, reasons being that while my diet proably isnt the best it works and I have a history of below-normal blood preassure...
OMG! ITS AN EVIL TERRORIST VIRUS!
(dies)

Well, that'll be one less spammer around here...

*nose starts bleeding*

make that 2...

*dies twice as dramatic as Dontgonearthere*

Not a spammer, just disagree with most of the boards population :P

*eats spam*

*Attempts to read this post, but is felled by a massive anarism brought on by stuffing a can of spam up his nose. As the Greenskinz's head explodes and covers the monitor with ichor, his fingers type one final message...*

SPAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmer....

^^^^^Looky there! is that spam I smell?

*Attempts to read this post, but is felled by a massive anarism brought on by stuffing a can of spam up his nose. As the Greenskinz's head explodes and covers the monitor with ichor, his fingers type one final message...*

SPAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmer....smartass...