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Oddly shaped balls!

Tick-tock
16-06-2004, 15:10
Lets see...why do you americans still think that you play football again? :lol: :wink: 8)

FOOT

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BALL

http://www.mandmsports.com/bigpix/MI131.jpg

FOOT?

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img6598177.jpg

BALL?

http://www.retailrealtime.com/photos/football.jpg
Zyzyx Road
16-06-2004, 15:10
Sports are for suckers man.
Redneck Geeks
16-06-2004, 15:15
You're talking Metric Football. We don't use the Metric system in the U.S.
The Katholik Kingdom
16-06-2004, 15:25
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL

D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods
Cremerica
16-06-2004, 15:40
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL

D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods


what if we get off to that stuff?
Skibantdriano
16-06-2004, 15:43
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL

D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods

ZING!!!
Redneck Geeks
16-06-2004, 15:47
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL



What's wrong with all that? Are you some kind of homophobe?
Skibantdriano
16-06-2004, 15:59
Skibantdriano
16-06-2004, 16:03
What's wrong with all that? Are you some kind of homophobe?

There's a difference between homophobia and not wanting to see guys touch each other in inappropriate ways
MissBehaving
17-06-2004, 02:55
my ex husband has oddly shaped balls..........
:twisted:
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 03:19
my ex husband has oddly shaped balls..........
:twisted:

Quit making fun of me :evil:
Fluffywuffy
17-06-2004, 03:22
*laughs a Katholik Kingdom*

*remembers name*

Dammit!
Thuthmose III
17-06-2004, 03:22
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL

D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods

Add...

E. Watch 10 football hunks tackle 1 guy with the ball from the back.

...and LOL i know it looks bad when we say it like this...but hey...tight pants are cool :wink:
Sliders
17-06-2004, 03:25
Sliders
17-06-2004, 03:26
D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods
That is so incredibly disgusting
:shock: :lol:
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 03:31
Foot ball is dumb. Why do you want to see guys:

A. Putting their hand right under another man's crotch

B. Wearing tight pants and jumping on each other

C. Slapping each others asses for BARELY ANY REASON AT ALL

D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods

Add...

E. Watch 10 football hunks tackle 1 guy with the ball from the back.

...and LOL i know it looks bad when we say it like this...but hey...tight pants are cool :wink:

Whatever floats your... "Boat."

They're really constraining, though. The fashion right now at our school among "alternative" peeps is to wear girls pants. There's this one guy at our school, his pants are so tight you can tell his religion :twisted: .
Jhenova
17-06-2004, 03:33
well i hate watching any sports because that jus seems stupid...it makes me feel like a loser

but when i play football, i jus like it cause i get to drive people into the ground, my team their team whoever has the ball shall fall, thats basically it...
Jhenova
17-06-2004, 03:36
haha, that Girl Pants fad...i nkow about that...i saw these two kids in the mall and i thought if i tripped them, they'd break their legs on mine..it was jus a funny sight, Long Hair, Tight Jeans ahhh....i also think its a skater look too...

i also skateboard and have long hair but, i dont wear girls clothes, they might as well get some panties too, now-a-days its either Really Tight Pants or Really Loose Baggy ass Clothes

Whats wrong with the world?
Power and War
17-06-2004, 03:46
I LOVE FOOTBALL!! Dallas Cowboys kick ass
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 03:48
I LOVE FOOTBALL!! Dallas Cowboys kick ass

That's not all they do to ass I bet...

I don't like the Cowboys, or the Houston Texans.

I know, I know, I'm a herectic.
Colodia
17-06-2004, 03:50
guys...we think it's stupid too

But ya know what? We're not going to change it.

And I'm pretty sure we had a reason for calling it football....I forgot why.
Power and War
17-06-2004, 03:50
then who do you like
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 03:53
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 04:03
Sliders
17-06-2004, 04:13
haha, that Girl Pants fad...i nkow about that...i saw these two kids in the mall and i thought if i tripped them, they'd break their legs on mine..it was jus a funny sight, Long Hair, Tight Jeans ahhh....i also think its a skater look too...

i also skateboard and have long hair but, i dont wear girls clothes, they might as well get some panties too, now-a-days its either Really Tight Pants or Really Loose Baggy ass Clothes

Whats wrong with the world?
It's kinda stupid, but I'd like to see more guys in tight pants...mostly the only ones I see are the guys in those alternative-whatever genre you want to call them bands.
teehee...I like seeing Jack White in those tight one-black leg, one-red-leg pants...twice isn't enough...
but I'm into that look...unfortuantely my boyfriend can't really pull it off...

And to tie it back to the topic, my boyfriend doesn't like football realy, but he's been to a bunch of Bucs games, cause his dad likes it...yeah that's it
I like the Falcons, but I don't like watching football...eh, whatever...I don't care abut this...i might start a tight pants thread
The Katholik Kingdom
17-06-2004, 04:17
Ah well, I guess tight pants are okay, but tight leather pants seem to be too weird. If there is one thing I do not want hugging my crotch tightly, it is a dead mammal.
Thuthmose III
17-06-2004, 07:05
I have a pair of tight jeans :lol: Add a pink shirt or something equally "gay"...then go around saying "she is hot"...it confuses both straight and gay guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Detsl-stan
17-06-2004, 11:09
my ex husband has oddly shaped balls..........
:twisted:
You didn't step on them, did ya? :lol:
Detsl-stan
17-06-2004, 11:17
guys...we think it's stupid too

But ya know what? We're not going to change it.

And I'm pretty sure we had a reason for calling it football....I forgot why.
Undoubtedly, it had something to do with the War on Terrierism (Wrong spelling? Maybe -- but my man Dubya likes, so I am not going to change it.) :wink:
Costa De La Fife
17-06-2004, 11:20
I Like putting my foot into others balls
Sarumland
17-06-2004, 11:24
D. Acting like Frenchwomen and changing pads once every three periods
That is so incredibly disgusting
:shock: :lol:

And also not true! :evil:
Gigatron
17-06-2004, 11:46
I like men in tight pants too. Especially if i can tell their religion, they look perfectly acceptable for me... *drool*
Lawnmowerville
17-06-2004, 23:22
guys...we think it's stupid too

But ya know what? We're not going to change it.

And I'm pretty sure we had a reason for calling it football....I forgot why.

Because it originated from rugby football.

I dunno why soccer fans think their game is so heterosexual...

http://www.ai.rug.nl/~oblivion/weblog/images/vinnyklein.gif