Dark Ryo
16-06-2004, 13:45
Howdy..........I am Dark Ryo.
I am also known as Korinac, X Vega, etc., and the nation I have had for just over 13 months..........Matrixios.
Here is another sketch from my deranged dolls sitcom.
Thankyou for at least having a look at this
amazing comedy, people..........
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[THE RETURN OF THE DERANGED DOLLS: PART ONE]
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! It's a very nice day, today, isn't it, Mr. President!
Dubya doll: Yeah! A nice day for.........vengeance!
Come on, Jackson! We're gonna hit the doll-pubs!
<He goes on a doll-pub crawl with Jackson,
getting him very drunk, and then he makes sure
Michael eats a dodgy Kebab..........>
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! This Kebab tastes good!
It looks very undercooked, and kept in bad condition,
but I don't care!
Dubya doll: (Quietly, to himself, then a bit louder again)
It'd be too bad if you did, Mr. Jackson..........
Ahehehehehehehehe-grock, uh,
I'm not laughing really..........!
Michael Jackson doll: Huh? Whatever you say, George!
Hee-heeh-bubba-deeh! Shaaaaaaaah-mooooooooooane!
<They go back to the White doll-house, and Jackson starts to feel like he's gonna hurl............
Meanwhile, Dubya sees a short guy in the White doll-house, with a strange grin on his face..........>
Dubya doll: Hey! It's the pizza guy!
Carlton Banks doll: No, Mr. President!
I'm not the pizza guy! I'm Carlton Banks!
A millionaire's son and heir, from Bel-Air!
Hey! That rhymes! Am I a genius or WHAT?
Yeah! <He starts doing the Carlton dance,
which make Dubya laugh a lot>
Dubya doll: Ahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
You're funny.........
General doll: Afternoon, Mr. President!
I bet you're ITCHING, to have dinner soon!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dubya doll: (Again, quietly, to himself)
Yeah, well it's time for a nasty surprise soon, General!
(Then back to talking louder)
MR. JACKSON! COULD YOU PLEASE GO UP THEM STAIRS,
AND FETCH ME MY IRONONG BOARD?
General doll: (Quietly, to himself)
Wait a minute........the President dosen't do his
own ironing! Ever! What is he up to...........?
He'd better not try to burn me with it!
He's drunk! Who knows what he could do!
I think he knows I was behind the ol' itching powder
in the suit incident...........
<Jackson finds Dubya's iron, remarkably easily,
and he goes towards the top of the stairs.............>
Michael Jackson doll: Oh! This isn't gonna be good!
<He barfs over the balcony at the top of the stairs.......
missing the General by a matter of inches,
and getting............Carlton> Oops........
Carlton Banks doll: (Wailing) Aah! Michael Jackson has just puked all over me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I am SO going to sue!
General doll: (Fuming) That was meant for me, wasn't it!
Hairy moses! Puked on by whacko Jacko! Unlucky!
Dubya doll: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, UNFAIR!
It wasn't supposed to land on YOU, pizza man!
Carlton Banks doll: (Angrily shouting) I TOLD YOU!
I AM NOT, THE PIZZA MAN! I AM CARLTON BANKS!
BEL-AIR'S FINEST GENIUS!
General doll: And probably the shortest, too!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe..........
Carlton Banks doll: I'm outta here, but you ain't
seen the last of me! No, siree!
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! What a day!
General doll: (Angrily shouting)
OH........GO AND SHAG A HORSE, JACKSON!
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane!
Well, I've fantasised about doing that enough..........!
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Any comments?
(Hope you liked it!)
~Dark Ryo, the creator.......and ruler, of the Universe...........
(Here, on NationStates, that is!)
I am also known as Korinac, X Vega, etc., and the nation I have had for just over 13 months..........Matrixios.
Here is another sketch from my deranged dolls sitcom.
Thankyou for at least having a look at this
amazing comedy, people..........
____________________________________________________________
[THE RETURN OF THE DERANGED DOLLS: PART ONE]
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! It's a very nice day, today, isn't it, Mr. President!
Dubya doll: Yeah! A nice day for.........vengeance!
Come on, Jackson! We're gonna hit the doll-pubs!
<He goes on a doll-pub crawl with Jackson,
getting him very drunk, and then he makes sure
Michael eats a dodgy Kebab..........>
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! This Kebab tastes good!
It looks very undercooked, and kept in bad condition,
but I don't care!
Dubya doll: (Quietly, to himself, then a bit louder again)
It'd be too bad if you did, Mr. Jackson..........
Ahehehehehehehehe-grock, uh,
I'm not laughing really..........!
Michael Jackson doll: Huh? Whatever you say, George!
Hee-heeh-bubba-deeh! Shaaaaaaaah-mooooooooooane!
<They go back to the White doll-house, and Jackson starts to feel like he's gonna hurl............
Meanwhile, Dubya sees a short guy in the White doll-house, with a strange grin on his face..........>
Dubya doll: Hey! It's the pizza guy!
Carlton Banks doll: No, Mr. President!
I'm not the pizza guy! I'm Carlton Banks!
A millionaire's son and heir, from Bel-Air!
Hey! That rhymes! Am I a genius or WHAT?
Yeah! <He starts doing the Carlton dance,
which make Dubya laugh a lot>
Dubya doll: Ahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
You're funny.........
General doll: Afternoon, Mr. President!
I bet you're ITCHING, to have dinner soon!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dubya doll: (Again, quietly, to himself)
Yeah, well it's time for a nasty surprise soon, General!
(Then back to talking louder)
MR. JACKSON! COULD YOU PLEASE GO UP THEM STAIRS,
AND FETCH ME MY IRONONG BOARD?
General doll: (Quietly, to himself)
Wait a minute........the President dosen't do his
own ironing! Ever! What is he up to...........?
He'd better not try to burn me with it!
He's drunk! Who knows what he could do!
I think he knows I was behind the ol' itching powder
in the suit incident...........
<Jackson finds Dubya's iron, remarkably easily,
and he goes towards the top of the stairs.............>
Michael Jackson doll: Oh! This isn't gonna be good!
<He barfs over the balcony at the top of the stairs.......
missing the General by a matter of inches,
and getting............Carlton> Oops........
Carlton Banks doll: (Wailing) Aah! Michael Jackson has just puked all over me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I am SO going to sue!
General doll: (Fuming) That was meant for me, wasn't it!
Hairy moses! Puked on by whacko Jacko! Unlucky!
Dubya doll: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, UNFAIR!
It wasn't supposed to land on YOU, pizza man!
Carlton Banks doll: (Angrily shouting) I TOLD YOU!
I AM NOT, THE PIZZA MAN! I AM CARLTON BANKS!
BEL-AIR'S FINEST GENIUS!
General doll: And probably the shortest, too!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe..........
Carlton Banks doll: I'm outta here, but you ain't
seen the last of me! No, siree!
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane! What a day!
General doll: (Angrily shouting)
OH........GO AND SHAG A HORSE, JACKSON!
Michael Jackson doll: Shah-moane!
Well, I've fantasised about doing that enough..........!
_____________________________________________________________
Any comments?
(Hope you liked it!)
~Dark Ryo, the creator.......and ruler, of the Universe...........
(Here, on NationStates, that is!)