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Jesus had scurvy

Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:34
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.
Greater Valia
16-06-2004, 06:35
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.

thats kind of hateful and disrespectful :?
Monkeypimp
16-06-2004, 06:35
Not enough fruit then?
Nationalist Valhalla
16-06-2004, 06:35
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.

long term fasting could be problematic in the days before vitamin suppliments :roll:
Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:37
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.

thats kind of hateful and disrespectful :?

I didn't mean it that way, I was just trying to find a scientific explanation.
Monkeypimp
16-06-2004, 06:37
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.

thats kind of hateful and disrespectful :?

Not really, there's a chance that Jesus very well could have had scurvy, just like anyone in history..
Stephistan
16-06-2004, 06:38
This explains the bleeding from every pore thing.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/scurvy-pictures-images.html

Assuming it was pinpoint bleeding and he had really bad scurvy.

Hmm, interesting theory.. had always just assumed it was bullsh*t.
Avia
16-06-2004, 06:40
ah ye scalliwags! scurvy, yeh say?
me mates had the scurvy, yvast back at the boat when we looted them otha ships.. so bloody messy. no pun intended there, mate. aye

yarrr 8) (except lose one shade)

*shakes a peg at them and hobbles out of the thread*
Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:41
ah ye scalliwags! scurvy, yeh say?
me mates had the scurvy, yvast back at the boat when we looted them otha ships.. so bloody messy. no pun intended there, mate. aye

yarrr 8) (except lose one shade)

*shakes a peg at them and hobbles out of the thread*

So...what you're saying is....Jesus was also a pirate?
Avia
16-06-2004, 06:42
ah ye scalliwags! scurvy, yeh say?
me mates had the scurvy, yvast back at the boat when we looted them otha ships.. so bloody messy. no pun intended there, mate. aye

yarrr 8) (except lose one shade)

*shakes a peg at them and hobbles out of the thread*

So...what you're saying is....Jesus was also a pirate?

aye aye. we kidnapped 'im, back in the day.

(yeh ever heard of the thing kurt vonnegut wrote about? the church of jesus christ the kidnapped... yehh, that was us, mate)
The Logarchy
16-06-2004, 06:42
He might very well have had scurvy. That would explain why he was sweating blood at the Garden at Gethsemane.

Wouldn't explain how he was able to endure as much punishment as he endured, though. For that, I can only conclude that he was filled with His Holy Spirit.
Avia
16-06-2004, 06:44
He might very well have had scurvy. That would explain why he was sweating blood at the Garden at Gethsemane.

Wouldn't explain how he was able to endure as much punishment as he endured, though. For that, I can only conclude that he was filled with His Holy Spirit.

same with the buddhists... you know, back in the 70s when the protesting monks set fire to themselves while meditating in protest... and they didn't flinch. they just meditated and.. went.
musta been filled with something bigger..
Greater Valia
16-06-2004, 06:44
He might very well have had scurvy. That would explain why he was sweating blood at the Garden at Gethsemane.

Wouldn't explain how he was able to endure as much punishment as he endured, though. For that, I can only conclude that he was filled with His Holy Spirit.

or maybe he was just under alot of stress? (there have been cases of people sweating blood when under tremendous stress, when the capilaries burst)
Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:45
He might very well have had scurvy. That would explain why he was sweating blood at the Garden at Gethsemane.

Wouldn't explain how he was able to endure as much punishment as he endured, though. For that, I can only conclude that he was filled with His Holy Spirit.

or maybe he was just under alot of stress? (there have been cases of people sweating blood when under tremendous stress, when the capilaries burst)

That too.

I was just reading about a guy with scurvy that bled from every hole in his body, and Jesus came to mind.
Greater Valia
16-06-2004, 06:46
He might very well have had scurvy. That would explain why he was sweating blood at the Garden at Gethsemane.

Wouldn't explain how he was able to endure as much punishment as he endured, though. For that, I can only conclude that he was filled with His Holy Spirit.

or maybe he was just under alot of stress? (there have been cases of people sweating blood when under tremendous stress, when the capilaries burst)

That too.

I was just reading about a guy with scurvy that bled from every hole in his body, and Jesus came to mind.

that also happens to people with ebola, and green monkey fever
Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:48
Ooooooh, maybe Jesus had all three?

That would be pretty hardcore.
Greater Valia
16-06-2004, 06:49
Ooooooh, maybe Jesus had all three?

That would be pretty hardcore.

how did he stand up to the intense torture though?
Insane Troll
16-06-2004, 06:51
Ooooooh, maybe Jesus had all three?

That would be pretty hardcore.

how did he stand up to the intense torture though?

He's Jesus, that's how.