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http://www.isshin1.com/Advincula_instructs.jpg

That guy in front. I know him, and he could so kick your ass.

I'm just saying.

Now for the not Spam part.

The person in this picture is Master Sergeant Jim Advincula. A member of the United States Marine Corps and one of the highest ranking Black Belts in Isshin-Ryu Karate, this man once beat the crap out of me with his bare hands. We have now reached the extent of me knowing him. However, we have not reached the end of this thread.

For those who study martial arts, there will always be somdody who is better than you. No matter how good you are, there will be somebidy who can beat you. The question is, do you know who it is?

If you do, post it here!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/zatoichi.html

I dont know any martial arts and I dont need to either, so anyone who has basic knowledge of that can "kick my ass" in that area. However there surely are other things where I am more proficient than this Rambo :)

For those who study martial arts, there will always be somdody who is better than you. No matter how good you are, there will be somebidy who can beat you. The question is, do you know who it is?


Are we to take it that you are suggesting a situation like this: there are three people who can beat everybody else in the world - call them, Able, Baker & Charlie - but when it comes to fighting amongst themselves:

Able can beat Baker.
Baker can beat Charlie.
Charlie can beat Able.

Otherwise there would be one person who could beat everybody else...

Sure, that works.

oh yea? well my Moderation Death Squad would kick your friends constipated angry ass

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/9948/policebig.jpg

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/kurgan1.jpg

The Kurgan!!!!

Pretty sexy.. wonder what body hides under that hard, exciting looking shell :)

Pretty sexy.. wonder what body hides under that hard, exciting looking shell :)
For some strange reason, I thought you were a man. But then again, if you are thats cool too.

http://www.china-muaythai.com/K-12002GP/sappkohoost.jpg

The scariest man I've ever seen.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/kurgan1.jpg

The Kurgan!!!!


yeah but sean penn beat him up with a pillowcase full of soda cans a year before
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It'd be easier to adress whose ass I could kick. Mostly asthmatics. Fortunately I look like something scary (I don't know what, I wouldn't be scared of me) so it never comes into question. Not that its a special skill or anything. Many MANY people are able to go thier whole lives having never had to fight anyone. I'm still going strong.....

It'd be easier to adress whose ass I could kick. Mostly asthmatics. Fortunately I look like something scary (I don't know what, I wouldn't be scared of me) so it never comes into question. Not that its a special skill or anything. Many MANY people are able to go thier whole lives having never had to fight anyone. I'm still going strong.....

That's no fun.

I am assuming the OP means do you know that person personally. The person I know who could sooo kick my ass would be my good friend drew. He's a former Australian Muy-thai champion. He also spent time as a bar bouncer in a bar frequented by Maoris, who can be pretty $#%^*ing scary. I have seen him take on 3 guys at once in a bar fight (started by the 3 guys), and kick all their asses.

http://www.china-muaythai.com/K-12002GP/sappkohoost.jpg

The scariest man I've ever seen.

Not by far. Sapp really isn't much of a fighter - just big. If this fight (http://www.weekender.co.jp/new/040506/sports-k1.html) ever does get off the ground, Tyson will take out Sapp about as fast as Sapp took out Akebono.

Rumsfield.

no doubt.

there is no question in my mind that he could kick my ass.

Not by far. Sapp really isn't much of a fighter - just big. If this fight (http://www.weekender.co.jp/new/040506/sports-k1.html) ever does get off the ground, Tyson will take out Sapp about as fast as Sapp took out Akebono.

Yeah, Sapp doesn't stand a chance against Tyson, but the only reason some of these killers can beat him down is their ability to take a punch.
Pit Sapp against a dude off the street...

Vanderlei Silva is the man though, he stomps minds.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/darth.jpg

I thought that said "Camp Homo".

A bunch of "big strong boys" dressing up and playing with their phallic symbols.
:roll:

There is no way that a Master Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps would have a haircut like that! Sorry....

http://www.isshin1.com/Advincula_instructs.jpg

That guy in front. I know him, and he could so kick your ass.

I'm just saying.

Now for the not Spam part.

The person in this picture is Master Sergeant Jim Advincula. A member of the United States Marine Corps and one of the highest ranking Black Belts in Isshin-Ryu Karate, this man once beat the crap out of me with his bare hands. We have now reached the extent of me knowing him. However, we have not reached the end of this thread.

For those who study martial arts, there will always be somdody who is better than you. No matter how good you are, there will be somebidy who can beat you. The question is, do you know who it is?

If you do, post it here!

Grand Master Hatsumi of Budo-Taijitsu
http://www.bujinkanmalta.com/images/Hatsumi.gif
Not only can he kick your ass, but he's probably older than any guy posted on this thread.

It's funny. You've all posted this big tough martial arts guys.

And you forget about me.

I'm a cute skinny girl that could bring you into unimaginable pain. All I have to do is kick you in the balls in my sharp high heels.

I'm 22 now, and I made a guy cry when I was 10.

http://www.huether-net.de/lsimg/ron76.jpg
I could kick your ass^