Rotovia
15-06-2004, 11:05
NORTH vs. SOUTH
Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart.
Here's how to tell which is which:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
The North has Mom
The South has Mama
The North has dating services
The South has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved
The North has double last names
The South has double first names
The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors
The North has the Mafia,
The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races
The North has multiple branched family trees
The South has family trees with trunks and no branches
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits
The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads
The North has flower gardens, bird baths,
and flagpoles in front yards
The South has cars on blocks,
pink flamingos, and washtubs in front yards
Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart.
Here's how to tell which is which:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
The North has Mom
The South has Mama
The North has dating services
The South has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved
The North has double last names
The South has double first names
The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors
The North has the Mafia,
The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races
The North has multiple branched family trees
The South has family trees with trunks and no branches
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits
The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads
The North has flower gardens, bird baths,
and flagpoles in front yards
The South has cars on blocks,
pink flamingos, and washtubs in front yards