NationStates Jolt Archive

Soon, my plans for Global Domination, will be launched.
I have everything I need....

Doomsday Device......Check.

I was torn between a Super "Laser", or Weather Dominator....but I chose the good ol weather machine.

Minions.....I have recreated The GARTHIM from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal."
Theyre great! Eespecially if you tell them..."Fetch the Gelfling!"

Check.

Puppet Administration.....must remain silent about who this is cause my enemies are legion.....and have big ears.

So...the most important question is......

"what can I do to survive the revolution?"

Not much, really.....groveling helps a bit.
If your really good, your demise shall be swift and painless...
If not......well....

But.....fear not!
If you are USEFUL to me....you may have a place in my administration.

Any questions?

Is your name by chance "George W. Bush" and your nation the US of A?

yes, why are you spamming? :P

Is your name by chance "George W. Bush" and your nation the US of A?

No, my future subject.....Bush will not be spared.

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

Soon, my plans for Global Domination, will be launched.
I have everything I need....

Doomsday Device......Check.

I was torn between a Super "Laser", or Weather Dominator....but I chose the good ol weather machine.

Minions.....I have recreated The GARTHIM from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal."
Theyre great! Eespecially if you tell them..."Fetch the Gelfling!"

Check.

Puppet Administration.....must remain silent about who this is cause my enemies are legion.....and have big ears.

So...the most important question is......

"what can I do to survive the revolution?"

Not much, really.....groveling helps a bit.
If your really good, your demise shall be swift and painless...
If not......well....

But.....fear not!
If you are USEFUL to me....you may have a place in my administration.

Any questions?

yo Squatch, can i be ur propaganda secretary? or how `bout ur minister of drug and alchohol affairs?

Oh.. and I thought you were him.You are much like him.

Soon, my plans for Global Domination, will be launched.
I have everything I need....

Doomsday Device......Check.

I was torn between a Super "Laser", or Weather Dominator....but I chose the good ol weather machine.

Minions.....I have recreated The GARTHIM from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal."
Theyre great! Eespecially if you tell them..."Fetch the Gelfling!"

Check.

Puppet Administration.....must remain silent about who this is cause my enemies are legion.....and have big ears.

So...the most important question is......

"what can I do to survive the revolution?"

Not much, really.....groveling helps a bit.
If your really good, your demise shall be swift and painless...
If not......well....

But.....fear not!
If you are USEFUL to me....you may have a place in my administration.

Any questions?

yo Squatch, can i be ur propaganda secretary? or how `bout ur minister of drug and alchohol affairs?

That depends....

whats your favorite Cartoon Character, and Snack food?

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

I'll voluteer to kill him for you! :D

Oh.. and I thought you were him.You are much like him.

No.

Bush is Dumb.

Im going to conquer the WHOLE planet. Not just some of it.

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

:lol:

can i be ur minister of excecutions? then ur can make me wear nothing but a dark purple leather hood and dark purple shorts! and kill all "enemies of the state/squatch" with an axe!

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

I'll voluteer to kill him for you! :D

Not so hasty.....its only a first offense...we'll just shoot him in the leg.

Well, it looks like I'll have to step up my plan for crashing the worlds economy by redeeming coupons for their cash value all at once........well, I won't be the first guy with delusions of granduer that performed a world altering act without thinking the whole thing through.....

Soon, my plans for Global Domination, will be launched.
I have everything I need....

Doomsday Device......Check.

I was torn between a Super "Laser", or Weather Dominator....but I chose the good ol weather machine.

Minions.....I have recreated The GARTHIM from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal."
Theyre great! Eespecially if you tell them..."Fetch the Gelfling!"

Check.

Puppet Administration.....must remain silent about who this is cause my enemies are legion.....and have big ears.

So...the most important question is......

"what can I do to survive the revolution?"

Not much, really.....groveling helps a bit.
If your really good, your demise shall be swift and painless...
If not......well....

But.....fear not!
If you are USEFUL to me....you may have a place in my administration.

Any questions?

yo Squatch, can i be ur propaganda secretary? or how `bout ur minister of drug and alchohol affairs?

That depends....

whats your favorite Cartoon Character, and Snack food?
favorite cartoon character is the grinch, and fav snack food is cereal and brownies!

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

:lol:

can i be ur minister of excecutions? then ur can make me wear nothing but a dark purple leather hood and dark purple shorts! and kill all "enemies of the state/squatch" with an axe!

Hmm....I like that idea...

Have you any references?

Soon, my plans for Global Domination, will be launched.
I have everything I need....

Doomsday Device......Check.

I was torn between a Super "Laser", or Weather Dominator....but I chose the good ol weather machine.

Minions.....I have recreated The GARTHIM from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal."
Theyre great! Eespecially if you tell them..."Fetch the Gelfling!"

Check.

Puppet Administration.....must remain silent about who this is cause my enemies are legion.....and have big ears.

So...the most important question is......

"what can I do to survive the revolution?"

Not much, really.....groveling helps a bit.
If your really good, your demise shall be swift and painless...
If not......well....

But.....fear not!
If you are USEFUL to me....you may have a place in my administration.

Any questions?

yo Squatch, can i be ur propaganda secretary? or how `bout ur minister of drug and alchohol affairs?

That depends....

whats your favorite Cartoon Character, and Snack food?
favorite cartoon character is the grinch, and fav snack food is cereal and brownies!

Hmm...you may be useful.

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

:lol:

can i be ur minister of excecutions? then ur can make me wear nothing but a dark purple leather hood and dark purple shorts! and kill all "enemies of the state/squatch" with an axe!

Hmm....I like that idea...

Have you any references?

worked for Stalin in `46 and Mao in `49. oh... and bush in `02. Abu ghraib === me ;P

ive got a time machine... so...

I will join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, why are you spamming? :P

This individual shall be beaten...then maimed...then healed...and then shot.

:lol:

can i be ur minister of excecutions? then ur can make me wear nothing but a dark purple leather hood and dark purple shorts! and kill all "enemies of the state/squatch" with an axe!

Hmm....I like that idea...

Have you any references?

worked for Stalin in `46 and Mao in `49. oh... and bush in `02. Abu ghraib === me ;P

ive got a time machine... so...

Im afraid that your time machine will be confiscated for the good of the State, but we may have a position for you in "Public Affairs".

Notice the "...." 's

God has commanded that I be your Minister of Religion. This is of course a totally hypocritical position.. Which religion would you like to be your state religion? I shall make sure that everyone not adhering to thymost holy will shall be smitten.

I will join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not so fast!

Tell me.....do you like Scooby Doo?

YES!

*gives time machine*

*dresses in purple hood with ripped eye slits and ragged purple shorts and grabs his axe*

btw- im not a n00b, just a very enthusiastic puppet :lol: :wink:

God has commanded that I be your Minister of Religion. This is of course a totally hypocritical position.. Which religion would you like to be your state religion? I shall make sure that everyone not adhering to thymost holy will shall be smitten.

The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio.

uhh kinda and i use that loosly its been a while since ive seen it, busy with school ya knowhttp://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v154/alehar/shiftyeyes.gif

uhh kinda and i use that loosly its been a while since ive seen it, busy with school ya knowhttp://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v154/alehar/shiftyeyes.gif

So....thats a definate "Yes..I do indeed, like Scooby Doo."

Right?

ya i guess

As the Religion Minister , enforcing that The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio is adhered to by all living beings on this planet and elsewhere, it has been told by The Most Reverred Eternal Lady to me, that everyone not believing in The Eternal Lady shall be smitten for non-believing, sodomy, adultery, rape, pedophilia, murder and everyhting else. You are either with us or against us. Believe or be smitten!!!

Addition: Believing still does not guarantee that The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio will not smite you, so better believe or be smitten.. in the end we will smite you anyway, so you might not believe .. but why would you, considering that it is a longstanding tradition all over the world to believe in The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio.

BELIEVE

ya i guess

GUARDS!!!

SEIZE HIM!!

Send him to the mines!!

damn uhh i HATE Scooby Doo

Addition: Believing still does not guarantee that The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio will not smite you, so better believe or be smitten.. in the end we will smite you anyway, so you might not believe .. but why would you, considering that it is a longstanding tradition all over the world to believe in The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio.

Hmm...Yes.

This will do nicely.

Is your name by chance "George W. Bush" and your nation the US of A?

No, my future subject.....Bush will not be spared.
You don't beat around the Bush do you?

damn uhh i HATE Scooby Doo

Too late!

I have the tape!

its a fake I was testing YOU

Is your name by chance "George W. Bush" and your nation the US of A?

No, my future subject.....Bush will not be spared.
You don't beat around the Bush do you?

On the contrary......

He will be beaten most severely.

Likely around the limbs at first, working towards central body mass.

THEN we bring in the rabid weasels.

The mention of "Bush" as obviously obscene word has been forbidden by The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio. You are not allowed to use words that have more than one meaning with one of these multiple meanings being of sexual nature or immoral. This law does not apply to the most reverred leader of the Revolution and Representatives of The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio.

its a fake I was testing YOU

Oh yes.

Your end will be particulary painful, as will Hannna and Barbera.

The mention of "Bush" as obviously obscene word has been forbidden by The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio. You are not allowed to use words that have more than one meaning with one of these multiple meanings being of sexual nature or immoral. This law does not apply to the most reverred leader of the Revolution and Representatives of The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio.

Oooh yes.
Thats good.

Im a very tired Future Grand Poobah.

Must sleep.

im serious i was seeing how strong the Revolution was

Can I join?

The leader of the Revolution has gone to sleep for now. This does not mean that you can drag his most holy name into the dirt now!! You are oblieged as natural and eternal member of The First Evangelical Reformed Church of Our Eternal Lady of Despondency of Scott Baio, to uphold the name of The Eternal Lady (Her Name) and the name of our most holy Lead Revoluzzer. The constitution has been amended accordingly, adding the phrase "A nation under The Eternal Lady and The Lead Revoluzzer" to be pledged to every morning i nthe entire revolutionized world.

ok

You may grovel to the Lead Revoluzzer, his most holy Lordship, for admittance to the revolutionary and free Northeastwestsouthern World. He may or may not grant your wish.