NationStates Jolt Archive

This is the infamous streaking thread of Lore. My streaking antics are known to most of the locals so little really needs to be said.

I can tell you how it all began. One lovely day I decided that natural light would be too much for little old me, so I hopped on the old computer and logged into NS. Not long after I arrived on the forums I noticed how distressingly boring it was. So, I paid a nice girl $5 to streak for me. The nice, nude girl, namely -Arynth-, streak minimally and so it was born.
I decided this streaking needed to be taken a step further so I made the original streaking thread of the same name. Sort of a protection against deletion for my antics.
From that day I was forever named the elusive General Forum Streaker.


Rules
There are few rules to this nude game, but to complete a successful streak you must do as follows:

-remove all clothing. Not in RL, but if you'd like to sit at the computer naked whilst streaking ona forum, then I don't mind. Whatever tickles your pickle.

-all the threads on the first page must be posted in with a post of *streaks through thread* or the like. People have to know what you're doing.

-this thread should be used for all mass streaking endeavours. Maybe the mods will be less narkish if they get a warning as to what's going on.

-end the streak by finishing in here. This thread doesn't count for the mass streaking



Any and all are welcome to join me. But most are just happy to sit and watch, take a few pictures and sell them on ebay.


Happy streaking!

With the unreliable loading of the pages on this server, it is futile attempting a mass streak.

Sound just like you viper :lol: :wink:


Decides to keep his pride and dignity and keep his clothes on!


But just for you viper ill take my pants off :wink:

I usually don't get more than 2 people joining me on my little adventures.

More often than not, it's just me risking my neck for the enjoyment of others.

how is streaking not spam?

*glances at watch and starts placing bets on how long this thread will stay open*

Sound just like you viper :lol: :wink:


Decides to keep his pride and dignity and keep his clothes on!


But just for you viper ill take my pants off :wink:

Well hellooooooooooooooooo there mister! Long time no see, little doggy!

$5 bucks it'll last until Tactical Grace comes! 5 dollas!

(Nothing against you TG, I just see you locking the most topics 8) )

how is streaking not spam?

I'm not sure. After all this crack down on spam, I'm not entirely confident that this thread will live as long as its predecessor.

alrigh, im in
*drops trou and streaks*

If this thread is still open in 10 minutes then the streak is on!

(arrives, panting). Whew. Just finished the Forum Streak. BV, I think you owe me a favor now... :D

(arrives, panting). Whew. Just finished the Forum Streak. BV, I think you owe me a favor now... :D

You cheat! You did not! you can't lie to me! BANISHED!

well, unless Cog and Karm are hiding and waiting for my fatal move... I say the Streak is on!

Off with your clothes and out the door!


STREAK!!!!

*runs out of thread to scare unsuspecting victims*

*runs into thread and sprawls herslef on the floor*

Well that went rather well I think. It's so good to streak again. Nothin' better to get that post count up.

*runs into thread and sprawls herslef on the floor*

Well that went rather well I think. It's so good to streak again. Nothin' better to get that post count up.
how about, don't do stuff to get DEATed and you will be about to build your post could up with real posts and not
"*streaks thru thread*"

*walks through and grabs pants back*
i'll thank you to ask next time.

*walks through and grabs pants back*
i'll thank you to ask next time.

I should ask before I steal your pants next time? did you really chase me through all those threads?

yes i did.

yes i did.

Good boy! You get lots of sex!

i think il take the right to exist first. we'll see where we get from there.

i think il take the right to exist first. we'll see where we get from there.

Ok. I must perfom the antient rite of passage into Existance.

*unsheathes the Sacred Slapping Fish*

bow down my son.

*slaps DF in the face with the Sacred Fish*

The Fish recognises your Existance. Rise.

*gets up*
thank ya' kindly. much obliged.

Now... about that sex....

il be putting that on hold for the time being. sleepy time for me.

Pfft, that's your answer to everything!

Pfft, that's your answer to everything!

i wouldn't mind at all BV, and GET ON MSN MESSENGER NOW!

Can't. Got to go to work now and earn me crust! You missed all the naked fun!

I came, I streaked, I lived!

I'm ever so glad that this thread was saved! You know what this means don't you!

STREAK TIME!

Streakage in 5 mins!

*runs out of thread naked and ready to unleash the power of the streak upon the new forums*

I miss -Arynth-. She was my first friend on these forums way back in the day. Whatever happened to her?

By the way, can I have your pants TBV?

Too tired to streak anymore... but must kill time before last lecture...

Pants? What pants?
Tell you what. If you find them, you can keep them. I lost them ages ago.

As for -Aryth-, she was a good one. What to know something? If it wasn't for her I never would have gotten this streaking thread up and running. I may have put an explaination of this in my first post in here. Go have a gander.

Too tired to streak anymore... but must kill time before last lecture...

Pants? What pants?
Tell you what. If you find them, you can keep them. I lost them ages ago.

As for -Aryth-, she was a good one. What to know something? If it wasn't for her I never would have gotten this streaking thread up and running. I may have put an explaination of this in my first post in here. Go have a gander.

Yeah, that comment is what got me to reminiscing. I miss her, and all the people like her. The people who greeted me when I first started posting. Want to know something? I think you're the only person left that I talked to in my first week or so posting. Everyone else has fallen by the wayside.

You're not wrong. This place has turned to shit nowdays. 'Course, I'm hardly ever on now anyway, but the point is... I forget that...

All the fun people have gone away and formed their own forums. And I can't keep track of them all.

Pfft. Pfft, I say!

You're not wrong. This place has turned to shit nowdays. 'Course, I'm hardly ever on now anyway, but the point is... I forget that...

All the fun people have gone away and formed their own forums. And I can't keep track of them all.

Pfft. Pfft, I say!

Is that a fact? I wasn't aware of said forums. I got out of here for a while a while back and I missed the last great exodus. I come back and the forums are here now, and no one is left. I'm stuck with a bunch of people with 2004 founding dates and Colodia.

Oooh! Bad combination there.

Well, when i say everyone's gone off to form their own forums, I basically mean FUA and SSA. Heard of them? They're the only two I've joined as a result.

Oooh! Bad combination there.

Well, when i say everyone's gone off to form their own forums, I basically mean FUA and SSA. Heard of them? They're the only two I've joined as a result.

FUA I remember. I joined but never bothered to post, and I've long since lost the address. SSA is completely foriegn to me.

FUA I remember. I joined but never bothered to post, and I've long since lost the address. SSA is completely foriegn to me.
its my board :D

its my board :D

That's, uh, not really helpful, man.

That's, uh, not really helpful, man.
http://www.myfreeib.com/members/?mforum=SSA

:D

http://www.myfreeib.com/members/?mforum=SSA

:D

Cool beans. I have already made my arrival known.

Cool beans. I have already made my arrival known.
REPLIEDED IN THE SSA!