NationStates Jolt Archive

Here's my... :oops: ....rought sketch of what I want to do should I become President.

1. Get elected (duh...)
2. If Colombia is still having problems with the FARC, I'll help out in favor of Colombia and attempt to stabilize the nation and put it in a GOOD direction and restore family values and lower the crime rate. Yeah...somehow (I had to put this...)
3. Put the families of Congress and the Judicial branch at gunpoint so my demands to put the United States in a state of imperialism do not get me impeached the next day.
4. Invade Mexico
5. Invade Central America
6. Forgive all Colombian debts if they join me
7. Invade Canada, protect it from British defenses
8. Kill any potential canidates that can run against me for re-elections
9. Invade Southern America and conscript many many people into the army
10. Get re-elected
11. Toss a few nukes at Europe's nuclear stockpiles
12. Invade Portugal and Iceland
13. Begin an invasion of Europe bigger than D-Day could ever match.
14. Spain and France are first to be taken over
15. Followed by Britain
16. Get re-elected
17. Invade Germany and Poland
18. Swallow up many more minor countries in Europe
19. Invade Isreal
20. Invade Australia
That's just the start...i still have over 200 or so nations to conquer

I'm 100% positive this plan needs work...perhaps save Europe and Isreal for after invading Africa and/or Australia? Maybe I should take care of China first...I completly forgot about them.

Dont invade Israel-Just solve their Palestinian problem for them, and they'll help you out in return.

Dont invade Israel-Just solve their Palestinian problem for them, and they'll help you out in return.
I wanted to be careful as to what the current events of the time period in which I'd be eligable for Presidency (2040 A.D. is an estimate)

Who knows? We may not even have an Isreal by 2040...

Dont invade Israel-Just solve their Palestinian problem for them, and they'll help you out in return.
I wanted to be careful as to what the current events of the time period in which I'd be eligable for Presidency (2040 A.D. is an estimate)

Who knows? We may not even have an Isreal by 2040...

Hopefully we'll have Israel, hopefully we wont have Palestine/ians :D

20. Invade Australia.

...Go ahead and try Colodia :lol: I shall defeat you. By #20 you are already stretched and it wouldn't be too hard for my future Australia to defeat you. That is, of course, assuming someone else doesn't finish you off before then!

:lol:

20. Invade Australia.

...Go ahead and try Colodia :lol: I shall defeat you. By #20 you are already stretched and it wouldn't be too hard for my future Australia to defeat you. That is, of course, assuming someone else doesn't finish you off before then!

:lol:
I've got it all figured out. A giant mirror in space that shall fry your capitol building! MUWAHAHAHA!

Invade Africa first. They have many untapped resources, and those in Sub-Sahara Africa mostly live with no stable government. The stability should be welcomed by many Africans, and I'm sure quite a few will want to help you.

20. Invade Australia.

...Go ahead and try Colodia :lol: I shall defeat you. By #20 you are already stretched and it wouldn't be too hard for my future Australia to defeat you. That is, of course, assuming someone else doesn't finish you off before then!

:lol:
I've got it all figured out. A giant mirror in space that shall fry your capitol building! MUWAHAHAHA!

LOL...go ahead. We actually do not HAVE a capitol building. And our parliament goes deep underground. That, and with all your plans of conquest you wouldn't have the money to build a "giant mirror" LOL

And people say Bush is running America into the ground? Colodia...LOL...you do know that deficit's are bad!

20. Invade Australia.

...Go ahead and try Colodia :lol: I shall defeat you. By #20 you are already stretched and it wouldn't be too hard for my future Australia to defeat you. That is, of course, assuming someone else doesn't finish you off before then!

:lol:
I've got it all figured out. A giant mirror in space that shall fry your capitol building! MUWAHAHAHA!

LOL...go ahead. We actually do not HAVE a capitol building. And our parliament goes deep underground. That, and with all your plans of conquest you wouldn't have the money to build a "giant mirror" LOL

And people say Bush is running America into the ground? Colodia...LOL...you do know that deficit's are bad!

*ponders*

two words....American supermodels

Introduce the American supermodel in Australia. Within a few years, half of the Australian population would be American.

Invade Africa first. They have many untapped resources, and those in Sub-Sahara Africa mostly live with no stable government. The stability should be welcomed by many Africans, and I'm sure quite a few will want to help you.

Actually, better still to turn Africa into a glassy nuclear wasteland where we send prisoners to mine resources for our war machines and then die.

don't forget Iceland! Those sneaky fuck s!

Sign a unification agreement between the U.S. and China...call it the Federal Alliance and impose whatever you want on the world. If you include India somehow then you got complete dominance of the world...

Dont forget that the entire world outside of the US of A is a barbaric godless communist area that desperately wants to be freed and the highly moral and holy values of the US of A given to them on a silver platter. Where would the world be without the great US of A.. I am so happy that this country exists.

Dont forget that the entire world outside of the US of A is a barbaric godless communist area that desperately wants to be freed and the highly moral and holy values of the US of A given to them on a silver platter. Where would the world be without the great US of A.. I am so happy that this country exists.

I love the sarcasm... :lol: ...

However, in a sense the rest of the world in comparison to the USA could be seen as barbaric (regions like the Middle East mainly).

Whereas Rome's barbarians were the Visgoths and Huns, America's barbarians are the terrorists. The question is as to whether the US will fall to the barbarians due to overconfidence and decadence, or whether the US will fight tooth and nail against the cowards who claim to be servents of "god".

*Streaks through thread*

You do know that Europe’s Standing army is 3 times Bigger then the USA's?

You do know that Europe’s Standing army is 3 times Bigger then the USA's?
Which is why I plan to conscript more soldiers from the Southern/Latin Americas.

And, we cannot forget, I am definatly not planning on an invasion of Europe as a whole all at once. Keep it in steps. Little by little. Country by country. Break Euro alliances. Stop Europeon support...

Dont forget that the entire world outside of the US of A is a barbaric godless communist area that desperately wants to be freed and the highly moral and holy values of the US of A given to them on a silver platter. Where would the world be without the great US of A.. I am so happy that this country exists.

I love the sarcasm... :lol: ...

However, in a sense the rest of the world in comparison to the USA could be seen as barbaric (regions like the Middle East mainly).

Whereas Rome's barbarians were the Visgoths and Huns, America's barbarians are the terrorists. The question is as to whether the US will fall to the barbarians due to overconfidence and decadence, or whether the US will fight tooth and nail against the cowards who claim to be servents of "god".well we always have plan B...

*eyes the BIG RED BUTTON*

Dont forget that the entire world outside of the US of A is a barbaric godless communist area that desperately wants to be freed and the highly moral and holy values of the US of A given to them on a silver platter. Where would the world be without the great US of A.. I am so happy that this country exists.

I love the sarcasm... :lol: ...

However, in a sense the rest of the world in comparison to the USA could be seen as barbaric (regions like the Middle East mainly).

Whereas Rome's barbarians were the Visgoths and Huns, America's barbarians are the terrorists. The question is as to whether the US will fall to the barbarians due to overconfidence and decadence, or whether the US will fight tooth and nail against the cowards who claim to be servents of "god".well we always have plan B...

*eyes the BIG RED BUTTON*

Why does it always have to big and red...and a button, I mean, that's just asking to be pushed.

Dont forget that the entire world outside of the US of A is a barbaric godless communist area that desperately wants to be freed and the highly moral and holy values of the US of A given to them on a silver platter. Where would the world be without the great US of A.. I am so happy that this country exists.

I love the sarcasm... :lol: ...

However, in a sense the rest of the world in comparison to the USA could be seen as barbaric (regions like the Middle East mainly).

Whereas Rome's barbarians were the Visgoths and Huns, America's barbarians are the terrorists. The question is as to whether the US will fall to the barbarians due to overconfidence and decadence, or whether the US will fight tooth and nail against the cowards who claim to be servents of "god".well we always have plan B...

*eyes the BIG RED BUTTON*

Why does it always have to big and red...and a button, I mean, that's just asking to be pushed.
well would you like a nail-button?

Yes, yes I would....wait, what's that?

You do know that Europe’s Standing army is 3 times Bigger then the USA's?
Which is why I plan to conscript more soldiers from the Southern/Latin Americas.

And, we cannot forget, I am definatly not planning on an invasion of Europe as a whole all at once. Keep it in steps. Little by little. Country by country. Break Euro alliances. Stop Europeon support...

The USA would never win a War on such a Large Scale, Europe, The Russians the Chinese will all rally to defeat Imperialism because they know from WW2 if they don't stop it earlier it will only get Worse. The USA would never win a War on such a scale outside the Americans.

Luckily, the US of A are also not the only nation with WMD.. unfortunately for them, fortunately for the rest of the world. I am glad that the US of A will not be able to stretch their evil, theocratic empire over the entire world. You may stay where you are and leave the rest of the world alone. Thanks. Bye.

*runs in thread and tips non-existant hat*

Evenin' gentlemen.

*streaks out*

I'd travel to Italia in order to defend my country from the capitalist imperialism. Italia has a capitalistic system, but i'm sure there will be rebels fighting the government there.

Luckily, the US of A are also not the only nation with WMD.. unfortunately for them, fortunately for the rest of the world. I am glad that the US of A will not be able to stretch their evil, theocratic empire over the entire world. You may stay where you are and leave the rest of the world alone. Thanks. Bye.

The USA is not a theocracy. There's this whole thing about "seperation of church and state".

Do you know anything about the world?

Luckily, the US of A are also not the only nation with WMD.. unfortunately for them, fortunately for the rest of the world. I am glad that the US of A will not be able to stretch their evil, theocratic empire over the entire world. You may stay where you are and leave the rest of the world alone. Thanks. Bye.
*eyes America's nuclear stockpile big enough to destroy the world at least a few times over*

Yeeeaaaahh....

*eyes our defenses*

Yeeeaaaappp....

*pats your head*

have a cookie

You do know that Europe’s Standing army is 3 times Bigger then the USA's?
Which is why I plan to conscript more soldiers from the Southern/Latin Americas.

And, we cannot forget, I am definatly not planning on an invasion of Europe as a whole all at once. Keep it in steps. Little by little. Country by country. Break Euro alliances. Stop Europeon support...

The USA would never win a War on such a Large Scale, Europe, The Russians the Chinese will all rally to defeat Imperialism because they know from WW2 if they don't stop it earlier it will only get Worse. The USA would never win a War on such a scale outside the Americans.

I already told you my plans with Europe
China, toss em a few nukes. Or give them an offer they cannot refuse
Russia? Don't make me laugh. I will only leave them for after Europe and the Middle East/Southern Asia because they're so massive.

There is a game you would like Superpower. There is Superpower II coming out this fall. You can try your plan out on the game. (I took over the world by creating puppets with rigging elections and having them do my bidding.)

Or, you can just be Dogbert
http://www.glewwe-castle.com/images/dilbert_politics.jpg

There is a game you would like Superpower. There is Superpower II coming out this fall. You can try your plan out on the game. (I took over the world by creating puppets with rigging elections and having them do my bidding.)

Or, you can just be Dogbert
http://www.glewwe-castle.com/images/dilbert_politics.jpg
Dogbert: lol

Superpower game: I saw the game, I considered it. However I checked reviews first and was disappointed. So I am waiting for Superpower 2, which is said to be better than the first game

The US of A may have in their constitution the words "separation of church and state" - however the exact opposite is the truth and in existence today, thus the US of A is a theocracy. An evil and capitalist one, kicking civil rights and human rights left and right, peeing on international law and allies, endangering the entire world to sink into an eternal downwards spiral of terrorism and civil war... No thanks. I can live without all that crap thus I am gladly rejecting the US of A.

Here's my... :oops: ....rought sketch of what I want to do should I become President.

1. Get elected (duh...)
2. If Colombia is still having problems with the FARC, I'll help out in favor of Colombia and attempt to stabilize the nation and put it in a GOOD direction and restore family values and lower the crime rate. Yeah...somehow (I had to put this...)
3. Put the families of Congress and the Judicial branch at gunpoint so my demands to put the United States in a state of imperialism do not get me impeached the next day.
4. Invade Mexico
5. Invade Central America
6. Forgive all Colombian debts if they join me
7. Invade Canada, protect it from British defenses
8. Kill any potential canidates that can run against me for re-elections
9. Invade Southern America and conscript many many people into the army
10. Get re-elected
11. Toss a few nukes at Europe's nuclear stockpiles
12. Invade Portugal and Iceland
13. Begin an invasion of Europe bigger than D-Day could ever match.
14. Spain and France are first to be taken over
15. Followed by Britain
16. Get re-elected
17. Invade Germany and Poland
18. Swallow up many more minor countries in Europe
19. Invade Isreal
20. Invade Australia
That's just the start...i still have over 200 or so nations to conquer

I'm 100% positive this plan needs work...perhaps save Europe and Isreal for after invading Africa and/or Australia? Maybe I should take care of China first...I completly forgot about them.
You have made a HUGE political blunder. You have laid out your strategy at such early age and given your future opponents lots of time to plot your incarceration (20 years to life) in some remote unmapped location. So you better start bulking up now. :shock: :shock:

Well, in reality, one would need to take capitalize on some momentous event in order to completely seize power. A huge economic downturn would be opportune, as would defeat in a major war. Remember how der Führer came to power. Unless one is a truly incredible political operator, one will have to bide one's time.