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I Know How Kerry Can Win!

Carturn
14-06-2004, 15:08
The presidential debates are only a few months away.
I know what he can start off by saying to guarantee a win:
My fellow Americans, are you better off now than you were four years ago? :twisted:
I guess some good came from Reagan's death, other than him being dead. Now his slogan can dethrone another right-wing monster.
Talk about fighting evil with evil!
(sometimes I even surprise myself!)
Reynes
14-06-2004, 15:11
A better name for this topic would be "I know how Kerry can be an asshole."

I knew you were low, Carturn, but I didn't think you were that low. Using Reagan's line to aid a person Reagan probably would have hated?

This is worse than any of the gravedancing I have yet seen.
Holbrookia
14-06-2004, 15:14
Dude, Carter, you ought to stop that. We've heard enough of your bullshit. Using a dead man? You're sick!
Safalra
14-06-2004, 15:14
Oh yeah, that's going to make him *really* popular. :roll:
Plur n Smack
14-06-2004, 15:14
dude. respect the dead.

not cool. :x
Carturn
14-06-2004, 15:15
Dude, Carter, you ought to stop that. We've heard enough of your bullshit. Using a dead man? You're sick!WILL YOU STOP BADGERING ME GODDAMMIT!

Zach, why don't you leave me alone?
Holbrookia
14-06-2004, 15:17
Dude, Carter, you ought to stop that. We've heard enough of your bullshit. Using a dead man? You're sick!WILL YOU STOP BADGERING ME GODDAMMIT!

Zach, why don't you leave me alone?Hey, you didn't deny that you know me!

You heard me say it before, people, this guy is a habitual liar. Now we know he's an ass, too.
No-Dachi Yo
14-06-2004, 15:18
dude. respect the dead.

not cool. :x

Why? They are dead, they wont know or care either way.
Thuthmose III
14-06-2004, 15:20
The presidential debates are only a few months away.
I know what he can start off by saying to guarantee a win

Here is a wild thought. I just thought of this myself...

Why doesn't Kerry get some policies together and begin promoting a brighter future under a Democratic President. Instead of fearmongering all the time, Kerry could be a dynamic candidate America so desperately needs.

Since Kerry has yet to do this with so little time to the US Federal election, I would say the US is looking at a second term of Bush.
Sumamba Buwhan
14-06-2004, 15:40
Thuthmose, here's an even crazier thought:

maybe you should check out Kerrys website and see that he actually does have policies. But of course you dont want to do that because then you would find your foot in your mouth. And that is just nasty.

And if you look at Kerrys ads and compare them to Bushs ads you will find that Kerry actually does talk abou his policies, while GWB does enough fearmongering and mudslinging for the both of them.
GEORGE BUSH IS AWESOME
14-06-2004, 15:57
Why are you asking me to make campaign decisions for John Kerry?
BoogieDown Productions
14-06-2004, 16:08
Why are you asking me to make campaign decisions for John Kerry?

Dude I dont think anybody is asking YOU anything, not with that name... Get a life, or some interests, or a book to read, something...
Bad pickup line
14-06-2004, 16:20
All he has to do is walkup look the voters right in the eye and say:
"Vote for me lovely lady and I'll show you an adminstration like you've never seen." Yeah that's all he's got to do. Of course he'll never rock the world like I do. *Disturbing tongue wiggiling thing* Kiss, kiss.
Stephistan
14-06-2004, 16:29
Dude, Carter, you ought to stop that. We've heard enough of your bullshit. Using a dead man? You're sick!WILL YOU STOP BADGERING ME GODDAMMIT!

Zach, why don't you leave me alone?Hey, you didn't deny that you know me!

You heard me say it before, people, this guy is a habitual liar. Now we know he's an ass, too.

And... now we know you're not a straight shooter either. Don't use puppets to back up your own arguments. That's really frowned upon. It's even cheesy.
Incertonia
14-06-2004, 16:45
A better name for this topic would be "I know how Kerry can be an asshole."

I knew you were low, Carturn, but I didn't think you were that low. Using Reagan's line to aid a person Reagan probably would have hated?

This is worse than any of the gravedancing I have yet seen.You're the one being the idiot. It's a legitimate question, and one that Reagan may have popularized, but certainly didn't invent.
The Katholik Kingdom
14-06-2004, 16:56
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The Katholik Kingdom
14-06-2004, 17:49
I kill threads...

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Incertonia
14-06-2004, 17:54
I kill threads...

And I love my flame sheet!Nothing personal, but the flame sheet isn't particularly original. It made the rounds here a few months ago and was promptly ignored, much like this one seems to be.
Lance Cahill
14-06-2004, 18:00
I am better off then I was four years ago. How bout you?
Sumamba Buwhan
14-06-2004, 18:22
not I

everything is worse now
Mariae
14-06-2004, 18:27
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The Katholik Kingdom
14-06-2004, 18:29
Wow, now that is some high class judgementalism.

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Sumamba Buwhan
14-06-2004, 18:34
humans give humanity a bad name
CanuckHeaven
14-06-2004, 19:24
A better name for this topic would be "I know how Kerry can be an asshole."

I knew you were low, Carturn, but I didn't think you were that low. Using Reagan's line to aid a person Reagan probably would have hated?

This is worse than any of the gravedancing I have yet seen.
Well.....is the US better off after 4 years of Bush?
Reynes
15-06-2004, 15:59
A better name for this topic would be "I know how Kerry can be an asshole."

I knew you were low, Carturn, but I didn't think you were that low. Using Reagan's line to aid a person Reagan probably would have hated?

This is worse than any of the gravedancing I have yet seen.
Well.....is the US better off after 4 years of Bush?I think that Bush has done as good a job as he could, given the circumstances.
CanuckHeaven
15-06-2004, 16:38
A better name for this topic would be "I know how Kerry can be an asshole."

I knew you were low, Carturn, but I didn't think you were that low. Using Reagan's line to aid a person Reagan probably would have hated?

This is worse than any of the gravedancing I have yet seen.
Well.....is the US better off after 4 years of Bush?I think that Bush has done as good a job as he could, given the circumstances.
Since you are making excuses for Bush, I guess the answer isn't a resounding YES?

Unfortunately, Bush decided to change the circumstances by attacking Iraq, and driving the US deeper into Debt.