NationStates Jolt Archive

As the title states, my girl and I bought a new pup today. He's a beagle and he's already amazingly kickass. I've gone through a thousand names, but nothing seems right.

He looks like a sad old hound, even as a puppy, so I figure something sad and bluesy...

I know alot of you are as bored as me at the moment, so help me out.

zeppyr

or

hendrix

call him ray charles

beagle? is he black and white? if so, name him the obvious... snoopy.

oh, congrats btw.
new pets are exciting

Fiacho.

Dawg

I've neer seen a black and white beagle.

If you want to be original, name him Rex, or Rover, or some "common" dog names. Chances are you'll never meet another one.

BB of course.

name him like...


Veal

or Porkchop

or Ribs


cause i am going to eat the little thing. :D Oh my god i am gonna eat him good....

Call him Brutto.

Samson

Turtle

or

Birdie

Samsonthat's my cat's name!

How about........Kanata

Pronounced............. Can awe ta

Indian name for Canada

More please.

Trogdor the Burninator!

How about:

Affection?

Fatigue?

Yawn?

Jorge.

Pronounced whore-hey.

bobo.

A sad ol hound?

Blues you say?

Name him "Muddy"..after Muddy Waters.

Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus

Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus

I dont think Oedipus is such a good idea.....(eeew).


I like "Muddy".

We were full of creative juices when we neamed our Fox Terrier 'Fleabag'


How about Noodles? Needles? Shitcunt? Spoot Bucket? Fuck?

Just imagine calling that name out in the park...

We were full of creative juices when we neamed our Fox Terrier 'Fleabag'


How about Noodles? Needles? Shitcunt? Spoot Bucket? f---?

Just imagine calling that name out in the park...

Or "Taxi".

Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus

I dont think Oedipus is such a good idea.....(eeew).


I like "Muddy".

I know, I just like the name. Too bad what it implies.

Eeyor (from Winnie the Pooh)

Bert

My choice for name is Zontar the Magnificent. He'll never be confused with any other dog when you call him.

I plan to name my next child Zontar the Magnificent for precisely the same reason. My girlfriend has different opinions on the matter.

And I think that this is an appropriate post for number 7000. No politics anywhere in it. :lol:

scooby or scrappy :lol:

scooby or scrappy :lol:

Scooby was a Great Dane....

Scrappy was a talking piece of Feces.

scooby or scrappy :lol:

Scooby was a Great Dane....

Scrappy was a talking piece of Feces.

T'was a joke, sire

I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.

bobo.



LOL

I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.

At least Scooby-dum only made cameos, if he had a series where he appeared in every episode.....oh god, I don't even want to think about it.

i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P

I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.

At least Scooby-dum only made cameos, if he had a series where he appeared in every episode.....oh god, I don't even want to think about it.

Evil.

Thisn is also the root of evil:

DA DA DA TA DA!!

P-P-P-PUPPY POWER!!



Shoot me.

i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P

Becuase we want people to LIKE this dog!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

me so funny.

i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P

Becuase we want people to LIKE this dog!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

me so funny.

bwaheiehiahaha

meh, im too lazy to laugh.

Caqll it Lapse...

(for obvious reasons)

Borice (my moothers suggestion)

Caqll it Lapse...

(for obvious reasons)

Borice (my moothers suggestion)

You mean Boris.

and thats no good.....

He'll just go around making big trouble for moose and squirrel.

What about:

Barry
Xander
Rover
Snoop Dogg*just a suggestion*
Dylan
Mac

For a female:

Clerata
Cleopratra*or just plain old Cleo, what ever floats your boat*

ooo!

I got it!

Get another one....

Name one Thundarr...and one Ookla the Mok!

That would be COOL.

Zyotix, Supreme Chaos Overlord of New Jersey.

Old Dan, Little Ann?


:wink:

if not Bobo, Flippy then! like my dog!

Im still going for Muddy...
Or Ookla the Mok.

As the title states, my girl and I bought a new pup today. He's a beagle and he's already amazingly kickass. I've gone through a thousand names, but nothing seems right.

He looks like a sad old hound, even as a puppy, so I figure something sad and bluesy...

I know alot of you are as bored as me at the moment, so help me out.
dude, I got just the name for it!


dimebag

Dogzilla.

Junkie
Vladimir
Opiate

Bowser

Snoop

how bout bindi? I like the name bindi

No-body suggested cthulhu yet? I'm shocked.

Anyway, I suggesterise: Galactus, devourer of worlds.
possibly Ron.

zeppyr

or

hendrix

Les Paul

or

Fender

or

Gibson

How about calling him Taxi? That would be extra fun if you live in New York!
Or how about Sex!

From Ann Landers:

A DOG NAMED SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

Shadow Ninja of Death supernatural

Call it oompa loompa

Good name for a new dog: Emergency Protein.

how about:

Nelson

I've just got a mangy old dog...oh wait that's my flag! I'd go with Caligula or Cicero myself. There's nothing like going to the Classics for a name. On the other hand, if you're a Star Trek fan you could call him Khan. That way you could do the infamous Kirk shout everytime you were calling your dog.

The Grendels

Joey Ramone, then have him nuetered so he won't get prostate cancer.

*crosses his legs*

Call him Max? Common but a good name.

I got a wee West Highland Terrier a few months ago, she's 6 months now, having her first 'season' :?

We also went through a hundred names, in the end my mum & sister went down to the pet shop and got its collar made with 'Skye' on it.. you have to call it something from the West Highlands!

Call it something from your home country or district?

But make sure its not something complicated you will have to explain to everyone you meet, and something you can shout in the park (i.e. not Death Destroyer). A one or two syllable name is best, as any more and its difficult for the dog to learn.

Also depends how cute the dog looks! How about Hamish or Angus? Steve? Pete? Bobby?

My dog's named einstein.

Woodruff ... if the dog is male.

I say name Sir Poopalot. As owners of a new puppy I'm sure you'll be :P .

Alright, we've named him Floyd, and there is a pretty good story behind it.

I was taking him outside a few days ago to poop, and I opened a window so I could sit in my swing outside and listen to music as I watched him.

Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' came on my stereo, he stopped walking and looked over his shoulder at me. He stood listening for a long while before raising his little head and letting out a mournful howl. Now, this doesn't seem special, but this was a gargantuan howl for such a little puppy. It musta been like ten seconds long, and loud.

Soon he came and sat with me, all the while with his head cocked, kinda listening to the music. I thought that was neat, and so named him the Floyd.

That's so cute. If you ever get another beagle remember to call her ''Pink'' so it would match with ''Floyd''

Alright, we've named him Floyd, and there is a pretty good story behind it.

I was taking him outside a few days ago to poop, and I opened a window so I could sit in my swing outside and listen to music as I watched him.

Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' came on my stereo, he stopped walking and looked over his shoulder at me. He stood listening for a long while before raising his little head and letting out a mournful howl. Now, this doesn't seem special, but this was a gargantuan howl for such a little puppy. It musta been like ten seconds long, and loud.

Soon he came and sat with me, all the while with his head cocked, kinda listening to the music. I thought that was neat, and so named him the Floyd.

Cool.
beagles are funny cause their front paws come off the ground, when they bark.

"Baroooooooooo!"


Heh.

Call him Sir Dogsworth, or possibly after a music legend of some sort, perhaps 'Bonzo' after John Bonham?

ooh...call him Bob after my invisible friend!!