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I have a new puppy! Name him.

imported_Pantera
13-06-2004, 06:25
As the title states, my girl and I bought a new pup today. He's a beagle and he's already amazingly kickass. I've gone through a thousand names, but nothing seems right.

He looks like a sad old hound, even as a puppy, so I figure something sad and bluesy...

I know alot of you are as bored as me at the moment, so help me out.
Avia
13-06-2004, 06:26
zeppyr

or

hendrix
Ashmoria
13-06-2004, 06:26
call him ray charles
Raysian Military Tech
13-06-2004, 06:26
beagle? is he black and white? if so, name him the obvious... snoopy.
Avia
13-06-2004, 06:26
oh, congrats btw.
new pets are exciting
NewXmen
13-06-2004, 06:26
Fiacho.
Squornshelous
13-06-2004, 06:27
Dawg
Skeelzania
13-06-2004, 06:27
I've neer seen a black and white beagle.

If you want to be original, name him Rex, or Rover, or some "common" dog names. Chances are you'll never meet another one.
Pax Salam
13-06-2004, 06:28
BB of course.
Jhenova
13-06-2004, 06:28
name him like...


Veal

or Porkchop

or Ribs


cause i am going to eat the little thing. :D Oh my god i am gonna eat him good....
IIRRAAQQII
13-06-2004, 06:29
Call him Brutto.
imported_Melcelene
13-06-2004, 06:30
Samson
Raysian Military Tech
13-06-2004, 06:30
Turtle

or

Birdie
Raysian Military Tech
13-06-2004, 06:30
Samsonthat's my cat's name!
CanuckHeaven
13-06-2004, 06:35
How about........Kanata

Pronounced............. Can awe ta

Indian name for Canada
imported_Pantera
13-06-2004, 07:30
More please.
Soviet Haaregrad
13-06-2004, 07:54
Trogdor the Burninator!
Quillaz
13-06-2004, 07:54
How about:

Affection?

Fatigue?

Yawn?
Insane Troll
13-06-2004, 07:54
Jorge.

Pronounced whore-hey.
The Holy Saints
13-06-2004, 07:55
bobo.
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 07:58
A sad ol hound?

Blues you say?

Name him "Muddy"..after Muddy Waters.
BLARGistania
13-06-2004, 07:59
Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 08:00
Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus

I dont think Oedipus is such a good idea.....(eeew).


I like "Muddy".
The Blue Viper II
13-06-2004, 08:02
We were full of creative juices when we neamed our Fox Terrier 'Fleabag'


How about Noodles? Needles? Shitcunt? Spoot Bucket? Fuck?

Just imagine calling that name out in the park...
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 08:03
We were full of creative juices when we neamed our Fox Terrier 'Fleabag'


How about Noodles? Needles? Shitcunt? Spoot Bucket? f---?

Just imagine calling that name out in the park...

Or "Taxi".
BLARGistania
13-06-2004, 08:04
Tuesday
or
Sorrow
or
Oedipus

I dont think Oedipus is such a good idea.....(eeew).


I like "Muddy".

I know, I just like the name. Too bad what it implies.
Stirner
13-06-2004, 08:10
Eeyor (from Winnie the Pooh)
Wookapachang
13-06-2004, 08:13
Bert
Incertonia
13-06-2004, 09:30
My choice for name is Zontar the Magnificent. He'll never be confused with any other dog when you call him.

I plan to name my next child Zontar the Magnificent for precisely the same reason. My girlfriend has different opinions on the matter.

And I think that this is an appropriate post for number 7000. No politics anywhere in it. :lol:
Petsburg
13-06-2004, 09:39
scooby or scrappy :lol:
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 09:41
scooby or scrappy :lol:

Scooby was a Great Dane....

Scrappy was a talking piece of Feces.
Petsburg
13-06-2004, 09:42
scooby or scrappy :lol:

Scooby was a Great Dane....

Scrappy was a talking piece of Feces.

T'was a joke, sire
Insane Troll
13-06-2004, 09:42
I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 09:43
I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.
Apple Zer0
13-06-2004, 09:44
bobo.



LOL
Insane Troll
13-06-2004, 09:45
I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.

At least Scooby-dum only made cameos, if he had a series where he appeared in every episode.....oh god, I don't even want to think about it.
Petsburg
13-06-2004, 09:47
i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 09:47
I f*cking hate Scrappy-doo, worst...character...ever!

Followed closely by Scooby Dum.

At least Scooby-dum only made cameos, if he had a series where he appeared in every episode.....oh god, I don't even want to think about it.

Evil.

Thisn is also the root of evil:

DA DA DA TA DA!!

P-P-P-PUPPY POWER!!



Shoot me.
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 09:48
i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P

Becuase we want people to LIKE this dog!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

me so funny.
Kuro Yume
13-06-2004, 09:49
i got a new one. why not Max barry? :P

Becuase we want people to LIKE this dog!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

me so funny.

bwaheiehiahaha

meh, im too lazy to laugh.
Lapse
13-06-2004, 09:50
Caqll it Lapse...

(for obvious reasons)

Borice (my moothers suggestion)
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 09:53
Caqll it Lapse...

(for obvious reasons)

Borice (my moothers suggestion)

You mean Boris.

and thats no good.....

He'll just go around making big trouble for moose and squirrel.
GHI
13-06-2004, 09:54
What about:

Barry
Xander
Rover
Snoop Dogg*just a suggestion*
Dylan
Mac

For a female:

Clerata
Cleopratra*or just plain old Cleo, what ever floats your boat*
BackwoodsSquatches
13-06-2004, 10:03
ooo!

I got it!

Get another one....

Name one Thundarr...and one Ookla the Mok!

That would be COOL.
Nooblands
13-06-2004, 10:36
Zyotix, Supreme Chaos Overlord of New Jersey.
Apple Zer0
13-06-2004, 10:37
Old Dan, Little Ann?


:wink:
The Holy Saints
15-06-2004, 07:15
if not Bobo, Flippy then! like my dog!
BackwoodsSquatches
15-06-2004, 07:17
Im still going for Muddy...
Or Ookla the Mok.
New Auburnland
15-06-2004, 07:22
As the title states, my girl and I bought a new pup today. He's a beagle and he's already amazingly kickass. I've gone through a thousand names, but nothing seems right.

He looks like a sad old hound, even as a puppy, so I figure something sad and bluesy...

I know alot of you are as bored as me at the moment, so help me out.
dude, I got just the name for it!


dimebag
Deeloleo
15-06-2004, 07:25
Dogzilla.
Brindisi Dorom
15-06-2004, 07:27
Junkie
Vladimir
Opiate
Urielikistan
15-06-2004, 07:27
Bowser
Word Games
18-06-2004, 02:01
Snoop
Snackenmuffin
19-06-2004, 14:29
how bout bindi? I like the name bindi
Jordaxia
19-06-2004, 15:38
No-body suggested cthulhu yet? I'm shocked.

Anyway, I suggesterise: Galactus, devourer of worlds.
possibly Ron.
_Susa_
19-06-2004, 15:46
zeppyr

or

hendrix

Les Paul

or

Fender

or

Gibson
The Katholik Kingdom
19-06-2004, 15:47
How about calling him Taxi? That would be extra fun if you live in New York!
Or how about Sex!

From Ann Landers:

A DOG NAMED SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Greedy Pig
19-06-2004, 15:54
Shadow Ninja of Death supernatural

Call it oompa loompa
Druthulhu
19-06-2004, 15:55
Good name for a new dog: Emergency Protein.
Kanabia
19-06-2004, 15:56
how about:

Nelson
The Grendels
19-06-2004, 16:07
I've just got a mangy old dog...oh wait that's my flag! I'd go with Caligula or Cicero myself. There's nothing like going to the Classics for a name. On the other hand, if you're a Star Trek fan you could call him Khan. That way you could do the infamous Kirk shout everytime you were calling your dog.

The Grendels
The Katholik Kingdom
19-06-2004, 16:19
Joey Ramone, then have him nuetered so he won't get prostate cancer.

*crosses his legs*
Freedom For Most
19-06-2004, 16:22
Call him Max? Common but a good name.

I got a wee West Highland Terrier a few months ago, she's 6 months now, having her first 'season' :?

We also went through a hundred names, in the end my mum & sister went down to the pet shop and got its collar made with 'Skye' on it.. you have to call it something from the West Highlands!

Call it something from your home country or district?

But make sure its not something complicated you will have to explain to everyone you meet, and something you can shout in the park (i.e. not Death Destroyer). A one or two syllable name is best, as any more and its difficult for the dog to learn.

Also depends how cute the dog looks! How about Hamish or Angus? Steve? Pete? Bobby?
The Katholik Kingdom
19-06-2004, 16:36
My dog's named einstein.
Jeruselem
19-06-2004, 16:44
Woodruff ... if the dog is male.
Dragonari
19-06-2004, 18:04
I say name Sir Poopalot. As owners of a new puppy I'm sure you'll be :P .
imported_Pantera
19-06-2004, 20:43
imported_Pantera
19-06-2004, 20:46
Alright, we've named him Floyd, and there is a pretty good story behind it.

I was taking him outside a few days ago to poop, and I opened a window so I could sit in my swing outside and listen to music as I watched him.

Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' came on my stereo, he stopped walking and looked over his shoulder at me. He stood listening for a long while before raising his little head and letting out a mournful howl. Now, this doesn't seem special, but this was a gargantuan howl for such a little puppy. It musta been like ten seconds long, and loud.

Soon he came and sat with me, all the while with his head cocked, kinda listening to the music. I thought that was neat, and so named him the Floyd.
GHI
20-06-2004, 10:33
That's so cute. If you ever get another beagle remember to call her ''Pink'' so it would match with ''Floyd''
BackwoodsSquatches
20-06-2004, 11:04
Alright, we've named him Floyd, and there is a pretty good story behind it.

I was taking him outside a few days ago to poop, and I opened a window so I could sit in my swing outside and listen to music as I watched him.

Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' came on my stereo, he stopped walking and looked over his shoulder at me. He stood listening for a long while before raising his little head and letting out a mournful howl. Now, this doesn't seem special, but this was a gargantuan howl for such a little puppy. It musta been like ten seconds long, and loud.

Soon he came and sat with me, all the while with his head cocked, kinda listening to the music. I thought that was neat, and so named him the Floyd.

Cool.
beagles are funny cause their front paws come off the ground, when they bark.

"Baroooooooooo!"


Heh.
Kazackistan
20-06-2004, 15:44
Call him Sir Dogsworth, or possibly after a music legend of some sort, perhaps 'Bonzo' after John Bonham?
Joey Like Fudge
20-06-2004, 15:48
ooh...call him Bob after my invisible friend!!