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Battle of the Bands (Dead Kennedys vs. Elvis Costello)

Amerigo
13-06-2004, 04:24
ROUND 4 BRACKET 1 (The Land of the Past)

NOTE: Please do not complain about how the brackets are all messed up and that you can't compare those two bands because they aren't from the same genre.

Okay here's how the voting goes. Since the polls can easily be manipulated this is the voting system we will use:

If you post your vote with a nation of 75 posts or more, that vote counts as two. The poll votes count as 1. Technically your vote can be counted as three votes, if you vote both in the poll and post what you voted for.

However, even with this system in place this entire poll can be easily manipulated. So I ask you, please don't... Let's not cheat shall we?

Also, I'd like arguements from both sides on why that particular band (in this case, Elvis Costello and the Attractions or Dead Kennedys) should win. So please feel free to post long paragraphs regarding the merits of either Elvis Costello and the Attractions or Dead Kennedys.

The poll will run for exactly 1 day.
After the poll closes. Posted votes will not count.

GET TO IT!!!
Galliam
13-06-2004, 04:27
Dead Kennedys good band. Elvis Costello was good, but...
Japaica
13-06-2004, 04:29
Elvis Costello doesn't have a chance. DEAD KENNEDYS :D
Zyzyx Road
13-06-2004, 04:33
No guys, the right answer was Elvis Costello.
Soviet Haaregrad
13-06-2004, 04:42
Step right up folk, it's Anarchy for sale!
Andolai
13-06-2004, 04:47
I do so love Elvis, but...sorry. I'm a Callifornia boy, and California Uber Alles....
Daistallia 2104
13-06-2004, 05:00
No contest - the DKs!
Sydia
13-06-2004, 05:02
Poor Elvis stands no chance. Dead Kennedy's by KO.
Deeloleo
13-06-2004, 05:04
As much as I like Elvis Costello, it's Dead Kennedys by far.
Kanabia
13-06-2004, 05:05
The DK's are my favorite punk band ever. They get my vote...
Sheilanagig
13-06-2004, 05:31
This is so unfair. Elvis Costello had work that could blow the Dead Kennedys out of the water, but he's just one man...GAH!

I'm picking the Dead Kennedys, but in my heart, I know that once again I'm relegating one of the best artists of the late 20th century, like he always has been. Maybe it's because he's going by the name Elvis. The real Elvis was lame, Elvis Costello is not. It was an ironic thing, lameness by association.

The Dead Kennedys are good.
Vexilars
13-06-2004, 06:04
Elvis Costello is easily one of the coolest, most clever song writers ever.
Sliders
13-06-2004, 06:06
err....
umm...
DK!
Insane Troll
13-06-2004, 06:31
DK is pwning.
SS DivisionViking
13-06-2004, 06:39
hmmm... did ec's band ever have to sue him to get their royalties while he was on the "i hate capitalism" campus spoken word tour... :roll:
Insane Troll
13-06-2004, 06:40
hmmm... did ec's band ever have to sue him to get their royalties while he was on the "i hate capitalism" campus spoken word tour... :roll:

Shhhhh, don't ruin the dream for us punks.
SS DivisionViking
13-06-2004, 06:56
hmmm... did ec's band ever have to sue him to get their royalties while he was on the "i hate capitalism" campus spoken word tour... :roll:

Shhhhh, don't ruin the dream for us punks.


when they broke his leg at gillman(sp?) st. something died inside of jello i think, fffrv still rules.
Lawnmowerville
13-06-2004, 11:09
Kill the poor!

Dead Kennedys all the way. 8)
Bodies Without Organs
13-06-2004, 11:22
when they broke his leg at gillman(sp?) st. something died inside of jello i think, fffrv still rules.

Even before that he had a reputation of writing to punk bands around the world and saying:

"I'm Jello Biafra! Send me your records. I have you sent no money. Send me your records now. I'm Jello Biafra! You will obey me. Send me your records now. You will pay for the postage yourself."

Tosser.
Rathmore
13-06-2004, 12:00
Elvis is king. Costello is a genius songwriter with real talent and originality. While I love punk, there's nothing to mark DKs out from the run of the mill. They're definately not the best punk band (Clash, anyone?). To me they seem like just another Sex Pistols. But Costello had and has a sound different from anything before or since (which is pretty damn punk rock if you ask me).
Free Outer Eugenia
13-06-2004, 17:09
Free Outer Eugenia
13-06-2004, 18:47
To me they seem like just another Sex Pistols. Now I'm not a rock scholar, but I can recodnize DK's particular sound a mile away.The Sex Pistols? Are you fucking kidding me? The Sex Pistols were just a fucking boy band. DK had a messege. DK had a mission. And DK ROCKED.

We love you Jello!

Finally got to Washington in the middle of the night
I couln't wait
I headed straight for the Capitol Mall

My heart began to pound
Yahoo ! it really exists
The American International Pictures logo

I looked up at that Capitol building
Couldn't help but wonder why
I felt like saying "Hello, old friend"

Walked up the hill to touch it
Then I unzipped my pants
And pissed on it when nobody was looking

Like a great eternal Klansman
With his two flashing red eyes
Turn around, he's always watching
The Washington monument pricks the sky
With flags for pubic hair ringed 'round the bottom

The symbols of our heritage
Lit up proudly in the night
Somehow fits to see the homeless people
Passed out on the lawn

So this is where it all happens
The power games and bribes
All lobbying for a piece of ass

Of the stars and stripes of corruption

Makes me feel so ashamed
To be an American
When we're too stuck up to learn from our mistakes
Trying to start another Viet Nam
While fiddling while Rome burns at home
The Boss says, "You're laid off. Blame the Japanese"

"America's back", alright
At the game it plays the worst
Strip mining the world like a slave plantation

No wonder others hate us
And the Hitlers we handpick
To bleed their people dry
For our evil empire

The drug we're fed
To make us like it
Is God and country with a bang

People we know who should know better
Howl, "America rules. Let's go to war !"
Business scams are what's worth dying for

Are the Soviets our worst enemy ?
We're destroying ourselves instead
Who cares about our civil rights
As long as I get paid

The blind Me Generation
Doesn't care if life's a lie
So easily used, so proud to enforce

The stars and stripes of corruption
Let's bring it all down!

Tell me who's the real patriots
The Archie Bunker slobs waving flags?
Or the people with the guts to work
For some real change

Rednecks and bombs don't make us strong
We loot the world, yet we can't even feed ourselves
Our real test of strength is caring
Not the toys of war we sell the world

Just carry on, thankful to be farmed like worms
Old glory for a blanket
As you suck on your thumbs
Real freedom scares you
'Cos it means responsibility
So you chicken out and threaten me

Saying, "Love it or leave it"
I'll get beat up if I criticize it
You say you'll fight to the death
To save your worthless flag
If you want a Banana Republic that bad
Why don't you go move to one

But what can just one of us do?
Against all that money and power
Trying to crush us into roaches?

We don't destroy society in a day
Until we change ourselves first
From the inside out

We can start by not lying so much
And treating other people like dirt
It's easy not to base our lives
On how much we can scam

And you know
It feels good to lift that monkey off our backs

I'm thankful I live in a place
Where I can say the things I do
Without being taken out and shot
So I'm guard against the goons
Trying to take my rights away
We've got to rise above the need for cops and laws

Let kids learn communication
Instead of schools pushing competition
How about more art and theater instead of sports?

People will always do drugs
Let's legalize them
Crime drops when the mob can't price them
Budget's in the red?
Let's tax religion

No one will do it for us
We'll just have to fix ourselves
Honesty ain't all that hard
Just put Rambo back inside your pants
Causing trouble for the system is much more fun

Thank you for the toilet paper
But your flag is meaningless to me
Look around, we're all people
Who needs countries anyway?

Our land I love it too
I think I love it more than you
I care enough to fight

The stars and stripes of corruption
Let's bring it all down!

If we don't try
If we just lie
If we can't find
A way to do it better than this

Who will?
Rathmore
13-06-2004, 19:33
Hah! Jello tries to be a Johnny Rotten but doesn't make the grade. The sound is quite characteristic I'll admit, but it just lacks the artistic originality of Elvis' stuff. I really like DK's but I cant bear to see such a true master be trampled.
Free Outer Eugenia
14-06-2004, 03:52
Amerigo
14-06-2004, 06:04
Dead Kennedys Win

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