NationStates Jolt Archive

Here are a few obvious facts we rarely think about:

1) It's nearly impossible to flush a whole grapefruit down the toilet.
2) Superglue makes a poor lubricant(see 'American Pie 2' for more details)
3) You can build a house out of dung and hay, but nobody will respect your resourcefulness.
4) It's a bad idea to vacuum out your boogers.
5) Your cat might love you a lot, but if you were three inches tall, you'd still be her chew toy.
6) If you have to throw things at people, throw mud, not bricks.
7) If you meet your friend Jack on an airplane, it's a bad idea to say 'Hi'.
8 ) There's a warning on a tube of 'Ben Gay' that says, 'For External Use Only'.
9) That's good advice, too.
10) No matter how you squirm and how you dance, the last two drops go in your pants.

:D

... 11) Don't get your little pecker up in public or you'll be sent to the BIG HOUSE boys!! :twisted:
12) It is possible to drown your fish (experienced)

(13) No one wants to fill out # 13

14) The fire alarm at my old school sounds like a tugboat horn

15) Ronald Reagan is DEAD

16) Japanese girls are not so great.

#17) Dogs can't look up

18) all the NS mods are corrupt ;)

16) Japanese girls are not so great.

who do you think you are kidding? :P

19. Anime sucks.

20:You can't touch your head with you hand if you don't have any hands

21) You cannot put your elbow in your ear without looking like a retard.

22: We all know what happens to schoolgirls in japanese cartoons

21) You cannot put your elbow in your ear without looking like a retard.21a. or without being double-jointed.

23: Word games are banned

24) This is not a word game.

26:People are put in coffins

http://www.metalcorefanzine.com/coffin.gif

25. Whatever happened to 22?

25) George W Bush is a functioning illiteratte

25: #23 was still a obvious fact

26: #25 is in there four times

27:26 is before25 :?

25) the number 25 is very popular

28:This is getting confusing :? :?: :?: :?:

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29: Nobody can count.

29: Nobody can count.

30:He is right9374738747437562334645t326GUSG


3478675783738547 I can count

25. Are you sure #25 is there a lot of times?

31 : this is gonna go on forever

32:boys are smarter than girls :D

347.9 + pi
Virtually simultanious postings make accurate numbering of such Threads as this chancey and unlikely.

27) I love it when my silly threads take off. :)
28 ) I am the self-proclaimed master of the art of triviality without spamming. 8)
29) If you're picking your toes and nobody is around, once in a while, you stop to smell your fingers.

30. you don't see people running around in galloshes very often screaming "moose on fire!"

31.The Polka is past it's prime.

31.The Polka is past it's prime.

The first time I ever heard about strip poker, I thought it was, 'strip polka'. You can imagine the images my mind generated. :?

haha.. that was quite a weird mental image.. polka-polka-there goes the shirt-polka-polka-now there went the socks-polka-polka...

32) Schools are evil

30 something) MODs wouldn't know obscene if it sat on their faces and squirted in their mouths.

30 something plus one) TRA's gone

35) forum 7 has gone
36) Iron Bru was once only available in one shop in scotland

(37) This is a big briefcase


http://images.theglobeandmail.com/PhotoGallery/Archive/images/wwip2004june11/suitcase.jpg

31.The Polka is past it's prime.

The first time I ever heard about strip poker, I thought it was, 'strip polka'. You can imagine the images my mind generated. :?

38. I just had to rip my eyes off.

39) George W Bush is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)

39) George W Bush is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)
40. Jean Francois Kerry is a WMF (Weapon of Mass Flip-flopping)

What?? You thought I was going to put something else?? :lol:

39) George W Bush is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)
40. Jean Francois Kerry is a WMF (Weapon of Mass Flip-flopping)

What?? You thought I was going to put something else?? :lol:


I agree. He is.

39) George W Bush is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)
40. Jean Francois Kerry is a WMF (Weapon of Mass Flip-flopping)

What?? You thought I was going to put something else?? :lol:


I agree. He is.I actually should have made it 39a, to be fair.

41) No, I'm serious. Ronald Reagan in really dead. He ain't coming back. Unless they find a cure for death....

102332. No matter what, all who follow christianty are going to hell along with the jews, the homosexuals, the buddists and all else. And i mean Everyone who believes Christianty is real.

:twisted: <---waiting for you

42: Not a good idea to French kiss your French teacher.

43) The pug dog is the only toy dog not to be bred for royalty

44. Clown are evil, and those big floppy shoes they wear are a sign of the pact they make with the devil.

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

The original condom was made of silk :wink:

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

The original condom was made of silk :wink:


smooth as silk as they say :wink:

42: Not a good idea to French kiss your French teacher.

42a. It worked for me.

Here are a few obvious facts we rarely think about:

6) If you have to throw things at people, throw mud, not bricks.
9) That's good advice, too.

:D

6 is advice, not a fact. 9 is an opinion, not a fact.

46. Legend says that a piece of buttered toast will always land butter side down, and that a cat always lands on its feet.
So if you tie a piece of toast to the cats feet butter side down...and another piece, butter side down , on its back....

You will create a perpetual motion device, that levitates.


47. you will also make a very sticky, unhappy cat.

42: Not a good idea to French kiss your French teacher.

42a. It worked for me.

Can you French kiss your Spanish teacher? Will s/he understand you?

102332. No matter what, all who follow christianty are going to hell along with the jews, the homosexuals, the buddists and all else. And i mean Everyone who believes Christianty is real.

:twisted: <---waiting for you

So what does that make you, if you believe in hell, but not Christianity?

Here are a few obvious facts we rarely think about:

1) It's nearly impossible to flush a whole grapefruit down the toilet.
2) Superglue makes a poor lubricant(see 'American Pie 2' for more details)
3) You can build a house out of dung and hay, but nobody will respect your resourcefulness.
4) It's a bad idea to vacuum out your boogers.
5) Your cat might love you a lot, but if you were three inches tall, you'd still be her chew toy.
6) If you have to throw things at people, throw mud, not bricks.
7) If you meet your friend Jack on an airplane, it's a bad idea to say 'Hi'.
8 ) There's a warning on a tube of 'Ben Gay' that says, 'For External Use Only'.
9) That's good advice, too.
10) No matter how you squirm and how you dance, the last two drops go in your pants.

:D

:lol:

dude, lunatic. u have posted for a while man.

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

The original condom was made of silk :wink:

It was named after the Earl of Condom, who hated having a contraceptive named after him.

39) George W Bush is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)
40. Jean Francois Kerry is a WMF (Weapon of Mass Flip-flopping)

What?? You thought I was going to put something else?? :lol:

So the choice is between someone who lies almost all of the time, and one who is right half of the time? (If he says one thing, then the opposite, he must be right half the time, right?)

48:Everybody picks there nose when no one is looking

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a2991i0_picker-185.jpg

49:All times are GMT - 4 Hours

25: Only people without a life suck up to mods.

44. Clown are evil, and those big floppy shoes they wear are a sign of the pact they make with the devil.

:P

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

The original condom was made of silk :wink:

It was named after the Earl of Condom, who hated having a contraceptive named after him.

On the other hand, Prince Albert was very proud to have a very creepy and painful looking piercing named after him. :shock:

44. Clown are evil, and those big floppy shoes they wear are a sign of the pact they make with the devil.

:P

Im glad you noticed.

Thats was specifically for you.

45:safe sex is always in the palm of your hand :wink:

The original condom was made of silk :wink:

It was named after the Earl of Condom, who hated having a contraceptive named after him.

On the other hand, Prince Albert was very proud to have a very creepy and painful looking piercing named after him. :shock:

I wonder if he was proud to have the most popular prank phone call named after him?

44. Clown are evil, and those big floppy shoes they wear are a sign of the pact they make with the devil.

:P

Im glad you noticed.

Thats was specifically for you.

CLowns are cute and smart and lovable and always get the girls. :D

40 odd) Tactical Grace has serious, serious issues, and should probably kill themselves.