NationStates Jolt Archive

Well? Conan O'Brien or John Stewart. I say Conan. :D

Oh, you've just given me a grape I cannot swallow.

Oh, you've just given me a grape I cannot swallow.

and that means...

shouldnt you vote in your own poll?

i get all my fake news from jon stewart. his show is brilliant

im pretty sure that all the big time news anchors envy him the lisence to look at the camera and say "they think we are retarded"

shouldnt you vote in your own poll?

i get all my fake news from jon stewart. his show is brilliant

im pretty sure that all the big time news anchors envy him the lisence to look at the camera and say "they think we are retarded"

I voted Cony

I cannot choose between them...but I might return later and vote for whoever looks to be losing

Jon Stewart is a comic genius. Conan hasn't been funny since he was a writer for the Simpsons.

Stewart in a landslide. Anyone who can come up with telling Ashcroft to invoke a "writ of douchebaggery" is genius.

Stewart in a landslide. Anyone who can come up with telling Ashcroft to invoke a "writ of douchebaggery" is genius.

hahaha ohmygod i LOVED that bit!!

IMO, Conan is funnier and Stewart is smarter.

John Stewart

I'm going Stewart, because I made up the word Douchebaggery five years ago, and I'm proud of my word.

I have made a veritable phrase book of fake words, and I take pride in it, nearly all of them are profane

I'm going Stewart, because I made up the word Douchebaggery five years ago, and I'm proud of my word.

I have made a veritable phrase book of fake words, and I take pride in it, nearly all of them are profane

I'd be interested in a copy of that book. In return I'd teach you to insult people in Italian, Spanish and Vietnamese.

Stewart hands down. He's witty and his jokes don't seem to get old.

Conan. But I think my satire's better

John Stewart; hands down.

Stewie

While both are HILLARIOUS, Conan O'Brien happens to be the most hillarious comedian in all of television, and honestly deserves Leno's spot. Definately Conan.

IMO, Conan is funnier and Stewart is smarter.

Conan graduates Magna Cum Laude from Harvard University and this is what he gets? tsk tsk *shakes head*

Stewart hands down is much funnier then Conan(but Will Ferral's leprachaun dance on his so was pretty funny). That is the fact because I get all my fake news from him like the G.I. Joe episode witht the melted G.I. Joes.

stewart

without a doubt

that shouldnt even have to be a question

Conan O'Brien. Fo Real.