NationStates Jolt Archive


Forget about the whales

Rotovia
11-06-2004, 09:15
Despite being a staunch Liberal, I say enough is enough. It's time we forgot about the whales and moved on. Let's call it Natural Selection, Survival of the Fitest. We're stronger than the whales and they lost. Their fault, if they want to survive they can hurry up and evolve... lazy whales.

And what do whales do for us? Nothing. It's not like they are trees, which by destroying will eventually come to to bite us in the arse. Infact they eat plancton, plancton makes ozone... so, with all the whales dead we can finally get our precious ozone layer back.

I am of course joking, for those to slow to pick up on that
Greater Valia
11-06-2004, 09:17
Despite being a staunch Liberal, I say enough is enough. It's time we forgot about the whales and moved on. Let's call it Natural Selection, Survival of the Fitest. We're stronger than the whales and they lost. Their fault, if they want to survive they can hurry up and evolve... lazy whales.

And what do whales do for us? Nothing. It's not like they are trees, which by destroying will eventually come to to bite us in the arse. Infact they eat plancton, plancton makes ozone... so, with all the whales dead we can finally get our precious ozone layer back.

I am of course joking, for those to slow to pick up on that

damn you for giving me hope
Rotovia
11-06-2004, 09:19
Despite being a staunch Liberal, I say enough is enough. It's time we forgot about the whales and moved on. Let's call it Natural Selection, Survival of the Fitest. We're stronger than the whales and they lost. Their fault, if they want to survive they can hurry up and evolve... lazy whales.

And what do whales do for us? Nothing. It's not like they are trees, which by destroying will eventually come to to bite us in the arse. Infact they eat plancton, plancton makes ozone... so, with all the whales dead we can finally get our precious ozone layer back.

I am of course joking, for those to slow to pick up on that

damn you for giving me hopelol,
Arammanar
11-06-2004, 09:28
Every whale killed is a few hundred gallons of oil earned...
Dontgonearthere
11-06-2004, 09:30
In the future cars will be powered by whales :lol:
Arammanar
11-06-2004, 09:41
And in the future future, everything will be powered by cars.
Quillaz
11-06-2004, 09:42
NUKE THE WHALES!!

Anybody remember that Starcraft game?
Arammanar
11-06-2004, 09:44
No, but I do remember that Simpsons episode:
Poster: Nuke the whales
Lisa: Oh Nelson, you don't really believe that do you?
Nelson: Well, ya gotta nuke something.
Rotovia
11-06-2004, 09:45
No, but I do remember that Simpsons episode:
Poster: Nuke the whales
Lisa: Oh Nelson, you don't really believe that do you?
Nelson: Well, ya gotta nuke something.lol, I remember t :lol: he one