Dude, WTF?
Ryanania
11-06-2004, 02:07
So I was going to get laid today, right. I drive 30 miles to pick up this girl I know, who told me that she wanted to do it with me. I pick her up, then go park. We get in the back seat, she sticks her tongue in my mouth, and we start making out and feeling each other up et cetera et cetera... then she stops.
She looks like she's about to cry or something, and I ask her what's wrong, and she's all like "it doesn't feel right." So at that point, I'm thinking, "FUC.K!"
She was acting all horny on the phone, and she told me that she wanted me. She was the sexually aggressive one, not me. So she got my hopes all up, had me drive 30 miles to Red Bluff in my battleship of a Suburban with it's 454 engine (do you have any idea how expensive gas is in California?), gets in the back seat with me and starts the process, and then she suddenly decides she doesn't want to.
I drive her back to her school, and she says she's sorry, and I say, "if you aren't ready, you aren't ready," but what I'm really thinking is, "FUC.K!"
Damn that sucked. And not in a good way.
The Atheists Reality
11-06-2004, 02:08
So I was going to get laid today, right. I drive 30 miles to pick up this girl I know, who told me that she wanted to do it with me. I pick her up, then go park. We get in the back seat, she sticks her tongue in my mouth, and we start making out and feeling each other up et cetera et cetera... then she stops.
She looks like she's about to cry or something, and I ask her what's wrong, and she's all like "it doesn't feel right." So at that point, I'm thinking, "FUC.K!"
She was acting all horny on the phone, and she told me that she wanted me. She was the sexually aggressive one, not me. So she got my hopes all up, had me drive 30 miles to Red Bluff in my battleship of a Suburban with it's 454 engine (do you have any idea how expensive gas is in California?), gets in the back seat with me and starts the process, and then she suddenly decides she doesn't want to.
I drive her back to her school, and she says she's sorry, and I say, "if you aren't ready, you aren't ready," but what I'm really thinking is, "FUC.K!"
Damn that sucked. And not in a good way.
ABSTINENCE! :P
Zyzyx Road
11-06-2004, 02:09
I guess your stuck masturbating, old bean.
Monkeypimp
11-06-2004, 02:11
A moped would solve your gas problems.
Cuneo Island
11-06-2004, 02:23
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
So I was going to get laid today, right. I drive 30 miles to pick up this girl I know, who told me that she wanted to do it with me. I pick her up, then go park. We get in the back seat, she sticks her tongue in my mouth, and we start making out and feeling each other up et cetera et cetera... then she stops.
She looks like she's about to cry or something, and I ask her what's wrong, and she's all like "it doesn't feel right." So at that point, I'm thinking, "FUC.K!"
She was acting all horny on the phone, and she told me that she wanted me. She was the sexually aggressive one, not me. So she got my hopes all up, had me drive 30 miles to Red Bluff in my battleship of a Suburban with it's 454 engine (do you have any idea how expensive gas is in California?), gets in the back seat with me and starts the process, and then she suddenly decides she doesn't want to.
I drive her back to her school, and she says she's sorry, and I say, "if you aren't ready, you aren't ready," but what I'm really thinking is, "FUC.K!"
Damn that sucked. And not in a good way.
Too bad, so sad.
Ryanania
11-06-2004, 02:29
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.I am a decent guy, so I did leave her alone, and I didn't act like I was upset with her either, which is more than most guys would do.
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
Where I live the girls are at least as bad as the guys.
Texastambul
11-06-2004, 02:52
Dude, I thought you were mormon...
You sure she wasnt playing with you?
Coincidently I made a thread with this exact same name. Oh wait, I thin mine had an exclaimation mark.
You sure she wasnt playing with you?
Coincidently I made a thread with this exact same name. Oh wait, I thin mine had an exclaimation mark.
Catholic Europe
11-06-2004, 11:45
Bloody hell! Should you be posting this? Do we want to know about your sex life?
Mutant Dogs
11-06-2004, 11:51
Bloody hell! Should you be posting this? Do we want to know about your sex life?
Or lack of...
Mutant Dogs
11-06-2004, 11:52
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
Where I live the girls are at least as bad as the guys.
Where the hell do you live? :shock:
BackwoodsSquatches
11-06-2004, 11:53
Dude, I thought you were mormon...
Your thinking of Raysia....
Catholic Europe
11-06-2004, 11:53
Bloody hell! Should you be posting this? Do we want to know about your sex life?
Or lack of...
Yes, but still, the point remains.
Huzen Hagen
11-06-2004, 11:54
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
Where I live the girls are at least as bad as the guys.
Where the hell do you live? :shock:
Im going to say Newcastle or somewhere north
<--not Guanyu
Mr Stabby
11-06-2004, 11:56
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
Where I live the girls are at least as bad as the guys.
Where the hell do you live? :shock:I WANT!
The fairy tinkerbelly
11-06-2004, 11:58
Dude let the girl be the way she wants. Look all us guys want sex, but some girls don't wanna give it to us. Leave the poor girl alone and have some decency. You'll find plenty of sex and just leave the ones who don't want you alone.
Where I live the girls are at least as bad as the guys.
Where the hell do you live? :shock:
Im going to say Newcastle or somewhere north
<--not Guanyu
hey! i'm northern!
Huzen Hagen
11-06-2004, 12:01
hey! i'm northern!
do you 'know' guanyo then?
The fairy tinkerbelly
11-06-2004, 12:03
hey! i'm northern!
do you 'know' guanyo then?
dunno, i don't always bother to find out guys names :D
hey! i'm northern!
do you 'know' guanyo then?is that as in teh biblical sense?
Archosauria
11-06-2004, 12:29
Ryannia, I gonna get harsh here, but in all honesty I feel you really need to know. . .And it's for your own good!
Were I come from you do not drive around in a "big battleship of a suberban with a 454". . .
Because where I come from, that's all basically saying you're hung like a chipmunk! Do yourself a favour! Ditch the glorified baby carriage/ phallis extention. . .And I'm certain that all the chicks will come a run'en after you when you (like myself) develop hard chiseled, knarled legs like my own.
Because where I come from, woman really dig that! They don't want no "flacid-car-driver-legs" (it's a sign of weakness) they want a big manhood and hard-as-stone manly-legs. . .Got it?!
I know this works, I'm 41, and got a body like ol' Zues hanging out on mount olympus! Repeat!, ditch the phallus symbol, and everthing will be just dandy. . .
Hope this helps, I ment it from the heart, son! :wink: