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Yes! It took me so many years, what with waiting for the planets to align and what have you, but finally there's only two more to go! I deserve a pat on the back.

*has sex with the virgins*

That's not helping!

It helped me. :D

Go after the girls who aren't virgins. I mean, they're easier to bag anyway.

I was one of the virgins. I feel it helped me. :wink:

That I sacrificed or that just lost their virginity?

:!: Time to go call the mods...

That I sacrificed or that just lost their virginity?

I'd assume the second, since the first won't be speaking much will they?
And she's helped because she won't be sacrificed anymore.

Well, while the mods are on the way to put an end to my obviously stimulating discussion (we know how that's banned on NS) I will just say that I will outlive all of you. After two more sacrifices...

Sure you will

Hakartopia wrote:
I'd assume the second, since the first won't be speaking much will they?
And she's helped because she won't be sacrificed anymore.



Maybe she was sacrificed, I mean, her virginity was sacrificed, right?

Yes! It took me so many years, what with waiting for the planets to align and what have you, but finally there's only two more to go! I deserve a pat on the back.

I'm not surprised it took you so many years - virgins are an incredibly scarce commodity in these parts.


Brings along a dairy herd to give you a pat on the back.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's been my experience that those who brag the most have the least to brag about. ;)

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It's been my experience that those who brag the most have the least to brag about. ;)

I'm not bragging about sacrificing so many; I'm bragging about having so few left to sacrifice. I mean, that's an accomplisment.

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It's been my experience that those who brag the most have the least to brag about. ;)

I'm not bragging about sacrificing so many; I'm bragging about having so few left to sacrifice. I mean, that's an accomplisment.

As I said.... ;)

haha... slightly confused... is this thread where virgins are being sacrificed? or where virgins are being de-virginized... im not gonna take part either way, but im just lost

haha... slightly confused... is this thread where virgins are being sacrificed? or where virgins are being de-virginized... im not gonna take part either way, but im just lost


Either way 'tis the loss of a maiden's head.

haha... slightly confused... is this thread where virgins are being sacrificed? or where virgins are being de-virginized... im not gonna take part either way, but im just lost


Either way 'tis the loss of a maiden's head.


John Donne?

John Donne?

Research... research, finds correct quote - Shakespeare apparently, which would technically make in C17th, in Romeo and Juliet, Scene I, Act I:


SAMPSON:
'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
maids, and cut off their heads.

GREGORY:
The heads of the maids?

SAMPSON:
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
take it in what sense thou wilt.

John Donne?

Research... research, finds correct quote - Shakespeare apparently, which would technically make in C17th, in Romeo and Juliet, Scene I, Act I:


SAMPSON:
'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
maids, and cut off their heads.

GREGORY:
The heads of the maids?

SAMPSON:
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
take it in what sense thou wilt.

Meh. It just sounded like Donne to me for some reason. I guess all those lit classes didn't really do much good after all. :(

Meh. It just sounded like Donne to me for some reason. I guess all those lit classes didn't really do much good after all. :(

Kudos for even understanding what I was talking about.

Meh. It just sounded like Donne to me for some reason. I guess all those lit classes didn't really do much good after all. :(

Kudos for even understanding what I was talking about.

Thanks, BWO. This thread reminded me of a good poem by Donne that I read two semesters ago in my Life and Literature class. It's called "The Flea" and it is at the the top of the list on this site:

http://www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/donne/donnebib.htm

This link should take you to a site where you can view more of his works in addition to "The Flea". I encourage everybody to read Donne. He's fun.

Good luck with getting two more! I won't be volunteering. :wink:

Good luck with getting two more! I won't be volunteering. :wink:

*sighs and crosses TH off the list* :wink:

If you sacrifice yourself, you'll only need one more! :P

Go after the girls who aren't virgins. I mean, they're easier to bag anyway.

And they know what they are doing :twisted:

Care to sacrifice me? That is, before the mods lock this topic calling it spam

Yes! It took me so many years, what with waiting for the planets to align and what have you, but finally there's only two more to go! I deserve a pat on the back.

Congratulations! So then, you're next to last?
:twisted:
SHL

Darn inflation, back when I became immortal you only needed to sacrifice 3 virgins. How many are He requiring these days?

Darn inflation, back when I became immortal you only needed to sacrifice 3 virgins. How many are He requiring these days?

Well, it works on a percent of population basis, so about 600,000. Were there only 3000 people alive when you became immortal?

Darn inflation, back when I became immortal you only needed to sacrifice 3 virgins. How many are He requiring these days?

Well, it works on a percent of population basis, so about 600,000. Were there only 3000 people alive when you became immortal?We didn't really count back then, but estimates run arround 1-2 million (hey, it's been a while). It might have been a lower introductory rate since His Satanic Hajesty had't yet had many dealings with mankind, I'd ask Him but I never trust His answers.

It might have been a lower introductory rate since His Satanic Hajesty had't yet had many dealings with mankind, I'd ask Him but I never trust His answers.

H.S.M. is still open to being tricked - look at the deal where he got Robert Johnson's soul and we got the roots of rock and roll. We sure came out ahead on that one.

I'd trade immortality for invisibility anyday,or some sort of stealth camouflage;I would get bored with Immortality after a couple of Thousand years,but Invisibility? Now that I could have some fun with.....Mwhahaha MWHAHAHAHA!!...Ahem...Sorry...Uh...Do you think you could enquire about this with him :twisted: ??

It might have been a lower introductory rate since His Satanic Hajesty had't yet had many dealings with mankind, I'd ask Him but I never trust His answers.

H.S.M. is still open to being tricked - look at the deal where he got Robert Johnson's soul and we got the roots of rock and roll. We sure came out ahead on that one.
I've been arround long enough to know how these things work. Rock'n'Roll was going to happen anyway, and Johnson, if he sold his soul, only got the fame Johny Shines or Sonny Boy Williamson (or all 3 together) would have had otherwise. His Satanic Majesty are very conservative about that sort of thing.

Haha amusing quote.

*Hoardes virgins* no sacrifice for you!

I would rather be invulnerable for my life than be Immortal forever, or fly.

I contribute a virgin to your cause if you want her.

I'm not sure if this is spam.

iLock pending Moderator review (assuming that the forum will cooperate).

I've consulted with another Moderator, we've decided to keep this locked.

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