NationStates Jolt Archive


Create a bush speech

New Genoa
09-06-2004, 23:57
Now's your chance

start creatin' (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bushspeech.php)
Unfree People
10-06-2004, 00:09
By the love of all that's holy, that is hilarious. I haven't had so much fun since I heard him speak in person! :lol:
Meshuggahn
10-06-2004, 00:10
Thats pretty cool. I dont know where this came from, but my friend showed it to me one day and I thought it was kinda funny.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Silly Mountain Walks
10-06-2004, 00:17
"I want to have a foreign handed foreign policy".

(He actually said this)
Conceptualists
10-06-2004, 00:23
I always liked "when we talk about war, we are actually talking about peace"

as well as the "humans and fish can coexist peacefully"
Silly Mountain Walks
10-06-2004, 00:25
I always liked "when we talk about war, we are actually talking about peace"

as well as the "humans and fish can coexist peacefully"

Nice :wink: , pitty that I give my book "Bushisms" to a friend, if not we could have a good lough here :wink: