NationStates Jolt Archive

When you die, of course. On my gravestone, I want a simple HTML saying:

/life

With my body, I want to be cremated (VERY well, I'm talking chrar broiled here), my ashes mixed in with some fresh-picked that day Columbian coffe beans, ground up, made into coffee, and served at the funeral without telling anyone.

"So what did you think about Katholik?"

"He was a bastard."

"Sure made a fine cup of coffee, though."

I want my body to be thrown in the woods.

Burials are a huge waste of space, and gravestones are pointless.

:lol: You've gotta have it in <> though.


I haven't given much thought to it...maybe something like, "Help! I'm claustrophobic!"

I couldn't die. Nope, no way, not ever. I will be frozen and/or transferred to a 600 foot tall machine God, where I will crush all those who oppose me.

why would you care?

I want to be cremated very fine and I want those ashes to be scattered from the top of a mountain. Well either that or dumped into the local water supply. Mwahahaha...ha. I don't want a tombstone I want a lifesize statue of an decapitated angel standing with wide-spread wings over a smiling child holding the angel's head. And on the base of that statue I want these words:

I came, I saw, I shot a bird at the stupidity of it all.
Here lies one cynical son of a b*tch.
Nothus P. Cero
198*-2***

I want to be cremated very fine and I want those ashes to be scattered from the top of a mountain. Well either that or dumped into the local water supply. Mwahahaha...ha. I don't want a tombstone I want a lifesize statue of an decapitated angel standing with wide-spread wings over a smiling child holding the angel's head. And on the base of that statue I want these words:

I came, I saw, I shot a bird at the stupidity of it all.
Here lies one cynical son of a b*tch.
Nothus P. Cero
198*-2***

When you die, of course. On my gravestone, I want a simple HTML saying:

/life

Wouldn't that be XML?

...anyway, I'd want whatever would do the least environmental damage. And I hate permanence, so no memorials. Hmmm... how about, put my body in a cave and cover it with fungus. When there's only bones left, ground them up and cast them to the wind.

poorly lived
and poorly died
poorly buried
and noone cried

(:lol:)

That GOOD?

I'll may put something like:

"What YOU said killed me. YOU know who YOU are."

That will make people feel bad. :twisted:

At my funeral, I want to have my body flown in on a wire, and I'll be painted all white. After I make a few passes, I'll stop flying, stop above everyone, and loud music will be playing. Then, everyone will begin dancing, and my body willl be set on fire and slowly lowered into a flameproof casket. Then they'll shove my casket into the grave and bury me. That way people will have some fun with me dying.

i went to a really old grave yard down the street from where i live (several graves are american revolution vets) and they all have creepy poems on them....but i dont want that i want it to say

"so THAT'S how it worked!"


cuase i put the fun in funeral

I'd have on my gravestone "my the flights of devils bring you to your rest"
and my body you can just throw to a bunch of necrophiliacs i wont notice.

First I want all of my viable organs to be donated so other people can have them. Then I want any of my parts that might be useful in research to go to medical research teams. Then I want to be cremated. Don't really care what happens to my ashes.

When you die, of course. On my gravestone, I want a simple HTML saying:

/life lol - that's great.

I want to be cremated, burials do take up too much space and they mess up some good land too. Who thought we should all be buried in odd box thingys anyway?

First, donate away what you can.

THen, since I'll hopefully be obscenely wealthy by then (cough NOT GOING TO HAPPEN cough), I want to be burried in a shallow grave on my property. About a month afterwards, my family will move to a different house and start spreading rumours that I'm haunting the place.

Any actual haunting would be a major plus.