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1. Thou shalt not have any Gods of a traditional or established nature. Thou mayst worship only those Gods that misfits have invented, or one shall be allowed no Gods at all.

2. Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord God, except to mock him, or deny his existence.

3. Remember the Sabbath, it is a good day to send the spouse to church with the children so your lover can come over.

4. Dishonor, Demean, Insult, and Lash Out Against your Father and Mother at any given opportunity. Unless they were Hippies, then go out and make them proud.

5. Thou shalt not kill, unless it is someone who has not yet grown to an age as to effectively fight back, or someone who is just too weak or sick to stand against you.

6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless the spouse is away, or watching, or joining in.

7. Thou shalt not steal, except from large companies, and francise businesses, and chain stores, and your own place of work, and people who worked hard for what you're taking, and...

8. Thou shalt not give false testimony against thy neighbor, unless your neighbor is a Conservative, then you must ensure that the Media know that they were probably Nazis.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, unless he isn't home, or wants to watch, or joins in.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods, or your own goods, as all property belongs to the state, not to you.

I love you. That is a perfect come-back. See why conservatives always win in the long run? lol. God I love politics

Is that the best you've got Ascensia? That's pretty weak.

Few will take this seriously enough to change their opinions on anything they've decided on politically though. A pity.

Is that the best you've got Ascensia? That's pretty weak.
So was the "10 Republican Commandments" thread, that's the point.

That was pretty shitty for what it was, thin on attacks (using adultery multiple times) and not really that funny. Luckily, it was a comback to another resonably shit list.


There's better stuff out there.

If only there was a Rush Limbaugh powerhouse kind of person on these forums....heh. I know my opinion on this matter are in the minority because soon to follow will be some slander, critisism or... maybe nothing? Hmm...

You know, these spite threads are always lame. And It nearly always seems to be conservatives doing it these days.

You know, these spit threads are always lame. And It nearly always seems to be conservatives doing it these days.
Liberals started this one, check the timestamps. Stop your smirking.

This is almost as clever as the other one. Grow up, please!
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8) Only truth in political thought is that most people are happy with their thinking and certain philosophies... so long as theirs differences of opinoin... let the games (or political wars, whatever) begin :lol:

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Well, If I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number your thread is the more recent.

good God my spelling is terrible... must learn to type slower... or just spellcheck everything before submitting it!

Few will take this seriously enough to change their opinions on anything they've decided on politically though. A pity.

Yes, indeed, so many convincing arguments here. :roll:

fun games!
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fun games!
http://javaboy.free.fr/bornedarcade/index2.htm

It's in French, I can't understand French.

Is that the best you've got Ascensia? That's pretty weak.
So was the "10 Republican Commandments" thread, that's the point.Didn't read it, but I've no reason to doubt you.

As if American liberals could limit themselves to only 10 straight-forward laws.

So, Ascensia... like the critics of Jesus did in His day:

Which is the greatest of commandments? heh

:oops: damn, forgot what I wanted to post here.... can anyone tell me? No bad jokes though, my mind is already filling itself with the most-likely things you'll say to answer my question, heh