NationStates Jolt Archive

Falling down the "up" escalator.

flyball to the balls

Slipping and landing on your tush breaking that very delicate 'tail bone.'

Causing a collision between your car and your wife's car.

Having your report cards mailed directly to your mom's place of work where she gets them before your excuse does.

Internal wedgie?

Your house walls falling down when you are on the toilet.

Humiliating--giving a press conference when you're Goerge W. Bush

Painful--watching said press conference.

Ba-zing!

Humiliating--giving a press conference when you're Goerge W. Bush

Painful--watching said press conference.

Ba-zing!

Humiliating?...on the contrary..I like a man who stands on his convictions despite popular opinion polls which are misleading..

Painful..no..what was painful was watching Clinton try to define "is"

Watching a President you didn't elect make a mockery of every international protocol in existence. (sorry, couldn't resist)

but yeah... the "is" thing was pretty uncomfortable.

floating down the deschutes river in a deflated life preserver, smacking against large boulders, while being dragged behind the rest of your friends in a raft. Man... I can still feel the bruises on my butt :P

*actually happened*

Oh, and the humiliating part? i was screaming for help the whole time, and there was some photographer guy on a cliff taking pictures :P

Yeah Raysia--that certainly fits the bill. Good that you can laugh about it. :lol:

Waking up after a drunken party on the front lawn, naked, hog-tied with a battery-powered sex toy inserted.

Waking up after a drunken party on the front lawn, naked, hog-tied with a battery-powered sex toy inserted.LG, you should count yourself lucky. There are clubs in Soho where you'll pay ninty quid for that kind of treatment :lol:

Amerigo is a land of contrast

Waking up after a drunken party on the front lawn, naked, hog-tied with a battery-powered sex toy inserted.LG, you should count yourself lucky. There are clubs in Soho where you'll pay ninty quid for that kind of treatment :lol:

Makes you proud of the free-market society, doesn't it? :o

I thought of something else; losing a game of strip paintball.

I thought of something else; losing a game of strip paintball.Actually, thats one of those things where towards the end stage, the more pain you're in the less embarrassement there is, as you're partially covered up.

Causing a collision between your jaw and your wife's fist at the mall.

Causing a collision between your jaw and your wife's fist at the mall.Falling flat on your arse from said incident

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A true-life one that happened to me a few years ago. I got my foreskin trapped in my zipper. I couldn't release it and it was bloody agonising. I had to get my mum to get me out. That painful and humiliating enough for you?

Public flogging!

showing somebody your pepper spray and having them use it against you(watch Reno 911.)

Being white and calling a black person a....*the you know what racist word goes here*...in a school where there's mostly black kids

Being white and calling a black person a....*the you know what racist word goes here*...in a school where there's mostly black kids

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That would be called self-inflicting righteous punishment.