NationStates Jolt Archive

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!

I would start runing arund pouring petrol or other combustionable substance everywhere\, hold a lit match. tell the germans that if they come near you that you will burn yourself and everyon in it down. if they let you do that then they could be busted for war crimes.

so r u a german or a dude?

so r u a german or a dude?An arsonist dude (also, i would advise that you dont say german... some people may take offense to that)

Wrong forum.

:arrow: International Incidents.

<--- not a mod.

Nah, General is for everything including RPs.

so r u a german or a dude?An arsonist dude (also, i would advise that you dont say german... some people may take offense to that)

German or a dude? I'm surprised...I didn't know that Germans only came in chick form. :lol:
You mean "The Nazis" or "The Allies", I take it?

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Heil! Zis RP is f!cken good!

I'd try to make some petrol bombs, barricade the doors and get as high up in the house as possible.

If I had some PCP I'd take it and go ape-shit with the kitchen knives until I'm finally mowed down by SS. I figure after I kill one I'll have a decent gun too.

Well, I'd most likely use this Kitchen knife to cook a meal for these comming SS who are most likely well deserving of a warm meal. Then I'd tell them that communist partisans left a shotgun for me to repel the "evil Germans" and I would gladly give it over to them where I would recieve praise for my efforts. Then I would go to the nearest recruiting station and sign-up excitedly to join their ranks.

Well, I'd most likely use this Kitchen knife to cook a meal for these comming SS who are most likely well deserving of a warm meal. Then I'd tell them that communist partisans left a shotgun for me to repel the "evil Germans" and I would gladly give it over to them where I would recieve praise for my efforts. Then I would go to the nearest recruiting station and sign-up excitedly to join their ranks.

Nazi scum.

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!

the germans arnt comin, the theives are a comin :cry:

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!

the germans arnt comin, the theives are a comin :cry:

Thieves?! You mean the Reds? Those damn Ivans and their trophy brigades!

Well, I'd most likely use this Kitchen knife to cook a meal for these comming SS who are most likely well deserving of a warm meal. Then I'd tell them that communist partisans left a shotgun for me to repel the "evil Germans" and I would gladly give it over to them where I would recieve praise for my efforts. Then I would go to the nearest recruiting station and sign-up excitedly to join their ranks.

Nazi scum.


See now, that was just plain rude. Here I am, innocently stating what I would have done, and you have to go off being very rude to me. I never did anything to you, therefore why do you feel you must be so impolite? it's not like I'm forcing my ideals onto you. everyone has the right to their own opinions here, and I think an apology on your part is needed.

Guten tag meine freundin..

Whatever you do, stay away from the French. Their b.o. will surely kill you when they raise their hands in surrender.

Whatever you do, stay away from the French. Their b.o. will surely kill you when they raise their hands in surrender.

LOL! That's why they make good perfume.

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!
well....I'll grab my paintball gun and frozen paintballs in the freezer (paintball guns are not weapons, they're friggin toys!) and shoot as nessecary.

Whatever you do, stay away from the French. Their b.o. will surely kill you when they raise their hands in surrender.

The Ivans smell even worse with their lack of bathing facilities and cold winters.

Thats why there were gas masks in WW1. Germans made poison gases to counter the Frech..BIO...

*gets 50 caliber* *opens fire*

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!
DAMN RIGHT WE ARE! :twisted:

August 21, 2004

You are locked in your house with a couple of people (to be decided) and a battalion of SS stormtroopers are marching toward your house. The only weapons in the house are kitchen knives and 1 shotgun with 2 rounds. there needs to be no more then 6 friends and 300 germans. start taggin!
DAMN RIGHT WE ARE! :twisted:

Bring it on!

Bad bad.. RP based on long-gone politics uhm.. no thanks. Btw German != Nazi. Today the US have more Nazis than Germany ;) We arent particularely intrerested in having a new Hitler.. although the US might influence that in the negative direction if they continue their aggressive politics all over the world.