NationStates Jolt Archive

Go on guess! It's the bestest thing in the world!

You mean you're wearing pants??? :cry:

Let me take a few guesses:

Porn? Nukes? Toaster?

(What happened to the original Viper?)

Money? Did you find money?

bestest thing in the world......

You must have found inner peace. Quite what that was doing in your pocket is byond me.

lots of money!!!!

or yoyo?

or passwords to a mod's nation? :twisted:

One of those poisonous centipedes?

Lint!

blue fluff...it's always blue fluff in mine anyway :)

lint or nothing, precious!

the One Ring?

You mean you're wearing pants??? :cry:

well, no. I found this wonderful thing in my jacket pocket. Once somebody guesses what it is, off comes the jacket as well!

Non of you win yet!

Here's a hint: I love eating it!

So it's not porn, or lint, or nukes, or passwords, though all edible, non tasty

ITS A SNICKERS BAR
food of the gods!!

Chocolate? Candy?

Wrong and wrong!

Cheese? Milkyway pound cake? Hot pocket?

The RING!

We hates Hobbitses forever!

Your preciousss.....

gum! :D

a lint covored sugar cookie, lint covered milky way bar, lint covered mars bar, lint covered plastic vomit, lint covered freeze-dried ice cream sandwich, lint covered hershey's bar, or a lint covered 3 musketeers bar?

raisins
OHMYGOD THOSE ARENT RAISINS!

A cicada!

A cow eyeball?

A cicada!

those are evil, menacing bugs. first one i saw flew straight into my face.

Darn I cannot find my copy of Bored Of The Rings to be sure, but I think it's a snub-nosed .38.

A cicada!

those are evil, menacing bugs. first one i saw flew straight into my face.

Sounds like them (http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=271)!

an oreo!
i love oreos!!

a little piece of gristle from a pork chop!

a little piece of gristle from a pork chop!

You were wearing pants ??!!

Bless the web. With no apolgies to the fellows at the Lampoon who will doubtless deny ever having seen this mess before unless there's money involved, I quote:

"Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he [Dildo] cried out. as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction. The dark spoiled his aim, and he managed only to deflate the rubber boat, leaving Goddam to flounder. Goddam, who couldn't swim, reached out his hand to Dildo and begged him to pull him out, and, as he did, Dildo noticed an interesting looking ring on his finger and pulled it off. He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I've run out of bullets..."

i think i read that book when i was 12
what a hoot
i wonder if i understood half the jokes

You were wearing pants ??!!

:shock:

A wooden nickel?

It's a wonderful book and has so many quotes appropriate for day to day discourse. I shudder to think of the milage I've gotten from "They melt in your brain, not in your hands."

a Dodo?

HEY
i just looked and blueviper2 isnt even ON right now
i think she went off and ate the good thing she found in her pocket and DINT GIVE US ANY
*pout*

Damn you BV!!!

*shakes fist. starts building an army of naked exploding chickens in protest*

i think you found weapons of mass destruction.

so thats where theyve been this whole time, eh?

A Flaming Moe?

CHICKEN!

An half eaten old package of lint covered Life Savers.

oooo, a molotov cocktail.

A tic-tac of unknown flavor.
It was so old that all the outer candy shell was worn off, and it had become soft with age.
Sadly, you had a tuna salad sandwich for lunch, and you decided to eat it anyway.

The key to immortality, and now The Blue Viper will live forever! :P

I think i9 know what it is... but to sy it would get me deated for spamming

All good answers. And for those astounded that I was wearing pants, I'll have you know I wasn't really and that I had the wonderous items in my jacket pocket.

Alas, I have truely eaten all the wonderous things which I had in said pocket! I could go steal some more, but I wonder if anyone still feels like guessing?

*pouts*

Well you're all no fun!

It was sugar! Pure sacheted sugar! Nothing better!

hmmmmm

was it sugar?

hmmmmm

was it sugar?
It was... wonderous sugar. All gone now. But not wonderous enough. it wasn't King Dick sugar (which is the best sugar known) but very sugary!

a pot noodle? :shock:

Silly boy! i've already uncovered the truth! But keep guessing if it pleases you!

Booooooooooooooooooooring................

I think I'm paranoid again. Last time I was deleted I was like this too. Too afraid to make a thread lest the mods smite me again. I need amusement!

Dance!

I'm white.




You really, really wouldn't want that.

I'm white.




You really, really wouldn't want that.

You'd think, but anything shall do. I wonde what the chances are of getting the mods to dance...

Oh Yeah!!!


http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/zipzaprap1.jpg

The reason why I'm now 'Devistatin Dave' at tech :?

Oh Yeah!!!


http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/zipzaprap1.jpg

The reason why I'm now 'Devistatin Dave' at tech :?

Lmao... dear, dear MonkeyPimp... you give me too many nicknames to call you. You have lost the status of Pimpster and shallforever be known as Devastatin' Dave The Turntable Slave!

Silly boy! i've already uncovered the truth! But keep guessing if it pleases you!That means i was wrong... it wasnt spam....


but you said it was edible and unflavourless :(

Silly boy! i've already uncovered the truth! But keep guessing if it pleases you!That means i was wrong... it wasnt spam....


but you said it was edible and unflavourless :(

What? all I said was it was edible! I never said unflavourless!