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More information on Mischael Jackson

Almighty Sephiroth
07-06-2004, 20:44
The date for his trial has been decided. He's a 10-year-old Puerto-Rican boy called Ramon. :lol:
Japaica
07-06-2004, 21:08
Poor MJ. Taking so much abuse. I don't even think he molested the kid. I think he's just so f***ed up that he thinks it's ok to sleep with little boys as long as he doesn't molester them.
Letila
07-06-2004, 21:15
Why did Michæl Jackson go to K-Mart?

He heard boys pants were half off.

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The Katholik Kingdom
07-06-2004, 21:20
Why is Michael Jackson not the same as Acne?

Acne waits till you're thirteen to come on your face.
Squelchonia
07-06-2004, 21:38
Squelchonia
07-06-2004, 21:39
The date for his trial has been decided. He's a 10-year-old Puerto-Rican boy called Ramon. :lol:

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

He heard that boys pants were half off

LMFAO :lol:

After the allegations made against David Beckham and his somewhat unfailthful ways, Victoria came back with her own retort. She had been having a sexually fuelled relationship with Michael Jackson. Jackson denies it, saying he was in Brooklyn at the time.
Japaica
07-06-2004, 22:41
Damn. I was just about to post both of those jokes. Katholik Kingdom and Letila beat me to it.
Letila
07-06-2004, 22:44
Anymore MJ jokes?

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg
Red Sox Fanatics
07-06-2004, 23:01
I think his face is the biggest joke. The Joker from Batman didn't look THAT reconstructed!
Almighty Sephiroth
08-06-2004, 11:26
And he claims he's only had two operations. Bah! Why does he look like a clown then when he used to be black?!
San haiti
08-06-2004, 14:01
he claims he has some sort of disease or genetic defect or whatever that changed hte colour of his skin over time, why it only kicked in when he became addicted to cosmetic surgery is a mystery :roll: .
Daistallia 2104
08-06-2004, 17:01
America is a wonderul country - where any poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman...

(and as much as I despise what he appears to have done, I do feel just a little bit sorry for MJ - he is or soon will be in a personal hell of his own design...)
Fluffywuffy
08-06-2004, 17:04
MJ is probably going to have a sex change operation just to make it official that he is indeed a woman.
Veiktorya
08-06-2004, 17:05
Q: Why did MJ work at McDonalds?


A: He liked to put the meat between 10 yr old buns
Japaica
09-06-2004, 03:10
Q: Why did MJ work at McDonalds?


A: He liked to put the meat between 10 yr old buns

OOoo. Thats a good one. :D
Squelchonia
09-06-2004, 11:29
Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
Foreplay.
Zwange
09-06-2004, 13:06
Its fun making fun of MJ :lol:
HK47
09-06-2004, 13:33
Grow up and stop being such dicks!
If you don't know the whole story then don't say anything at all.

1.)When Micheal said 'room' he meant a condo-like facility that is proberly bigger than most of your homes.
2.)Said 'room' is stockpiled with toys and gizmo which pretty much gonna attract kids like honey attracts files.
3.)During the time the boy was there, and by the way he isn't ten, both of his parents were there.
4.)The father says he never noticed anything wrong, and most people say the mother is a witch.
5.)All the stress of this crap has given the kid a relaspe in health.

These are facts, find some geeze!
HK47
09-06-2004, 13:34
HK47
09-06-2004, 13:37