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I need a bit of help. Now keep in mind that I rarely ask you people for help on anything, largely due to the responses I am likely to get, but your little brains can help me!

I have this guy in some of my lectures. A typical first year engineering arsehole. He keeps on throwing paper balls at me. It's really beginning to shit me because I don't know what I can do to get him back. I had toothpaste today and I thought of using that but I ended up squirting that on a table... don't ask why I had toothpaste at uni. it's best you people didn't know...

Anyhoo... I don't particularly like this person and I was to do something nasty to him... but not too bad... This is where you people and you aforementioned brains come in.

Give me some ideas on how to get even with this guy and you'll all get lots of sex/toffee.

Just sit behind him.

And if you're a guy, point his behaviour out to everyone and tell them he is gay and has a crush on you. If he is a straight moron, that will be the worst thing.

Just sit behind him.

And if you're a guy, point his behaviour out to everyone and tell them he is gay and has a crush on you. If he is a straight moron, that will be the worst thing.

It's funny. After only a semester at uni, it is already a well established fact that you don't sit infront of the girl with the crazy look in her eye (ie. me). bad things happen, with hilarious consequences...

Just sit behind him.

And if you're a guy, point his behaviour out to everyone and tell them he is gay and has a crush on you. If he is a straight moron, that will be the worst thing.

you don't pay as much attention to general as I thought....

Your right, Pimpster (*giggles*), I thought all the oldies thought I was of the feminine persuasion.

at the end of class...

Stand up.....act really mad....

and yell..

"I dont care if your ARE gay!! Im going to be the mother of your CHILD, and YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SUPPORT YOUR BABY!"

and then storm out.

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

Your right, Pimpster (*giggles*), I thought all the oldies thought I was of the feminine persuasion.


Well that's what I always assumed :D

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

Im evil.

well.....a BIT evil.

you don't pay as much attention to general as I thought....
What, I'm supposed to know the gender of everyone with more than a thousand posts? :lol:

Your right, Pimpster (*giggles*), I thought all the oldies thought I was of the feminine persuasion.


Well that's what I always assumed :D

I've always giggles about what would happen if I turned out to be an obese 40yr old truckie from Alice Springs.

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

For you ok.

You could always yell out <name> is a cocksmoking tasmanian cockslut. Or have printed out on hundreds of sheets of papper all saying the same thing over and over again.

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

For you ok.

You could always yell out <name> is a cocksmoking tasmanian cockslut. Or have printed out on hundreds of sheets of papper all saying the same thing over and over again.

Also a very interesting idea. But alas I only know his first name. But I can find out the rest.

You my dear, get a choice of toffee or sex!

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

For you ok.

You could always yell out <name> is a cocksmoking tasmanian cockslut. Or have printed out on hundreds of sheets of papper all saying the same thing over and over again.

Also a very interesting idea. But alas I only know his first name. But I can find out the rest.

You my dear, get a choice of toffee or sex!

Any chance I can have both? Like sex involving toffee?

you don't pay as much attention to general as I thought....
What, I'm supposed to know the gender of everyone with more than a thousand posts? :lol:

errrr I think I probably do with regards to general regulars :P

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

For you ok.

You could always yell out <name> is a cocksmoking tasmanian cockslut. Or have printed out on hundreds of sheets of papper all saying the same thing over and over again.

Also a very interesting idea. But alas I only know his first name. But I can find out the rest.

You my dear, get a choice of toffee or sex!

Any chance I can have both? Like sex involving toffee?

Sex with toffee? I'm not one to judge....

Sorry Viper, no idea atm


*Streaks*

Nevertheless, give us a kiss, luv! Long time no see!


And I like the way you think, BS!

For you ok.

You could always yell out <name> is a cocksmoking tasmanian cockslut. Or have printed out on hundreds of sheets of papper all saying the same thing over and over again.

Also a very interesting idea. But alas I only know his first name. But I can find out the rest.

You my dear, get a choice of toffee or sex!

Any chance I can have both? Like sex involving toffee?

Sex with toffee? I'm not one to judge....

Sex followed by toffee.

Sex followed by toffee.

I don't see why I can't have sex and toffee at the same time.

Sex followed by toffee.

I don't see why I can't have sex and toffee at the same time.

Becuase mouths arent just for chewing.

Sex followed by toffee.

I don't see why I can't have sex and toffee at the same time.

Ok, shall we.

Sex followed by toffee.

I don't see why I can't have sex and toffee at the same time.

Becuase mouths arent just for chewing.

I'm not sure whether it's distubing or humourous that I get distracted so easily by... certain things...

They just deleted your threads too :(


Now they're pissing on the ashes...

They just deleted your threads too :(


Now they're pissing on the ashes...

All of them?

Most from what I can tell.

Downers.

Have pleasure in the fact that the guy will either be doing art or drop out of university altogether next semester. The next time you'll see him will probably be when he serving coffee behind the counter at Starbucks while you wear your thousand dollar Armani.

Have pleasure in the fact that the guy will either be doing art or drop out of university altogether next semester. The next time you'll see him will probably be when he serving coffee behind the counter at Starbucks while you wear your thousand dollar Armani.

I'd like something more short term and humiliating.

They just deleted your threads too :(


Now they're pissing on the ashes...

All of them?

Well the streaking one at least. Probably some of your other large ones.

If he drives a car, go to a fishing tackle shop and buy some kipper oil. (they use it to attrack fish, very, very smelly) then either pour said oil down the air vent in his car (near the windscreen) or get a hypo needle and syringe and load it up with oil and push it through the window seal and squirt into the car. Works for me :twisted:
Or go for the up front approach and splash it on him!
If you can't get kipper oil I'm sure the tackle shop can provide something, or go to a hunting shop and get some of the lure scents for hunting.

Depends how funny/nasty you want to be.
Go to a stage supplies shop and get a few maroons (load banger things set of by an electric current) and fix one accoss the terminals of his starter motor.

Loads more but they start getting complicated or nasty.