NationStates Jolt Archive

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol last longer)

3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex... (as nike sayz just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

This one was the best.

I always adhered strictly to number 7.

Nah! No.1 is far truer. My parents never knew where I was. It kept them on thier toes.

Wow, I'm a teenager and this is very true. Personally, I don't even think we should be counted as an age group because we are the most destructive, wasteful, arrogant people, we are immature and get all moody. I'm not bitching about how bad we are, I'm bitching about why we need to be that way. Sure, physically we are changing alot and even mentally but we have no reason to act the way we do. There are exceptions of course but in general, I think I see us the way a 70 year old woman would. Trouble makers up to no good with (this is from "The Lady Killers") our hippidy hop music with the names spelt all funny. Sure I act like this a fair amount but at I try to not steal and crap. That's just what either people who need it or people too damn lazy to pay for it or somethin'. Time did an article on the teenage brain, I was surprised when they didn't say it was a waste of space between our ears focused on sex, trouble and what ever the hell else. I know i'll get post saying how wrong I am and how judgemental I am but I see this EVERY DAY from the people I am around at school, athletics, etc. Sad but very, very true.

I followed them since the first second of being a teen

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1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol last longer)

3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex... (as nike sayz just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle) :lol: :D :lol: :D NICE! I love it.

and whats the golden rule?

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol last longer)

3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex... (as nike sayz just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle) :lol: :D :lol: :D NICE! I love it.

and whats the golden rule?

thou shalt not get caught.

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol last longer)

3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex... (as nike sayz just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle) :lol: :D :lol: :D NICE! I love it.

and whats the golden rule?

thou shalt not get caught.

!!! :D :lol: :D dude... classic.

it was either that or "do unto others, then run"

it was either that or "do unto others, then run"

dude!! it keeps getting better. rotflmao u gotta make a book or something.

it was either that or "do unto others, then run"

combine them. "do unto others, but don't get caught"

id pair it together with all the stuff from my "15 ways to avoid a southern beat-down" thread from awhile back.

2) thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol last longer)

but drugs were always cheaper and easier to get when i was a teenager

Wow, I'm a teenager and this is very true. Personally, I don't even think we should be counted as an age group because we are the most destructive, wasteful, arrogant people, we are immature and get all moody. I'm not bitching about how bad we are, I'm bitching about why we need to be that way.

Which age group do we go into then?

OMG REBEL

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=134337

^link to "15 ways to avoid southern beat down"

That applies only to American and/or European and other Western teenagers in general.Of course,there are always exceptions to the rule here in Asia.

I've seen better, but it's a good start. :D

yum!

Kudos to Demonic Furbies!

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

This one was the best.
Indeed. Florida (and other Sunbelt states) would probably be a much better place, if only folks listened to DF, the true Prophet. :lol:

wow. im a prophet now.
most excellent!! :twisted:

Awsome, Demonic Furbies. :D

Mucho Funny. We need more fun topics like this.