NationStates Jolt Archive

*Walks in.*

Anyone here?

I only got my spanish exam left. And I havn't studied one bit. :D

Languages aren't that hard. You'll be alright.

*Sips his beer.*

<There is a faint sound in the distance. Occasionally the wind blows the sound away, only for it to return ever louder>

<A beam of light can be seen moving around. The noise becomes identifiable as an engine. A sleek, red Ducati comes into view racing along. At each bend of the road the bike leans over dramatically>

<The bike comes to a sudden halt outside the STC and in the light from the window a figure dressed in black can be seen dismounting from the bike. A long, leather-clad leg is thrown over the seat and the rider stands up>

<No face can be seen through the dark visor of the helmet but the rider unfastens the buckle and takes the helmet off>

<In walks Prue>

Hi guys...i'll have a glass of unwooded Chardonnay barman...cheers.

*Gets her the drink and hands it to her with a quick kiss.*

I love Ducatis. I'm Italian you know.

< Accepts glass of wine and returns kiss>

Thanks Cuneo. Yeah, i'd heard you were italian.

That machine is fantastic - not the most comfortable of rides but exciting!!!

<Prue's eyes shine with excitement>

I am back from la escuela de DRIVING

Hi Japaica <smiles warmly>

Driving school eh? What're ya driving?

Hello.

*ambles in*
howdy all.

*slides into doorway and goes inside*

heyy everyone!

well looka that, isnt this quite the party!
*looks around at everyone*

hows everyone doin' on this fine night?

'lo Avia. whats new?

just got home... i was out swing dancing. it was really fun :D
what have you been up to?

just got back from seeing "day after tomarrow." wolves scare me now.

ahh cool, i havent seen that yet. is it any good?

ya. acting isnt the best, but i definately would recomend it.

fantastic.

say, this place is a tower, right? like an actual tower?

i think the first one was. since then its kind of turned into a resort. Cueno would be the one to ask though. why do you ask?

i love heights... i think i'm going to go onto the roof.
wanna come?

*heads to elevator/stairs/rope ladder/pulley/whatever it is i use to get to the roof*

meh, why not.
*floowes her up the stairs*

wow. quite the view.

...ok....but there are no mods currently signed on... :?

*reaches rooftop, slight breeze blowing*

man, its gorgeous up here.. *looks over the city*

(ooc: brb in a few, and its true, there are no mods on right now.. i checked)

howdy Gael. sorry if i sounded rude, but we're trying to keep that thread going till 100. and there is a greater chance of less mod activity later.
so whats up Gael?

Can I buy a vowel?

alright Gael, pubs open again. i was being a bit of a post nazi. sorry.

Hey DF. It's ok... I just got back from work after being bitched out for an hour by angry guests. I don't take it personally, but it gets abrasive after a while.

Anyway, I just wanted to stop in for a quick chat, but I see that you are...ah...otherwise engaged.

i can make time for friends. whats new?

Not much. Just looking to unwind a bit. How's summer treating you?

summer good, summer camp's kids not so mych. im going to be uber-sore for a weeks after this thing is done.

Would'nt a game of some type help one wind down? :wink:

down boy.

Would'nt a game of some type help one wind down? :wink:

...wow...how to interpret this...

I'm just now starting to gear up for camp. Very nervous.

Been some years I was called a boy..

dont be nervous. you'll do fine.

Hmm...some surgery cleared that right up, eh WG? :wink:

uh... im just not going to say anything.

Would'nt a game of some type help one wind down? :wink:

...wow...how to interpret this...

.

Just a poke at the mods (like my nation's name)

Thanks for the vote of confidence, DF. I've started running 2.5 miles everyday and an ever increasing number of sit-ups and pushups every night. Though the funny part is that I'm really not worried about the physical stuff. I need to start memorizing my FTM.

?FTM?

ah. interesting.
and an FMT would be...

FTM...Field Training Manual

Basically, it will be my bible.

Army?

oh. that cant be much fun.

Army?

Air Force

What do you do?

I'm AFROTC right now, and will be commissioning as a 2nd Lt. in about two years. Don't know what my job will be yet, but I'm trying for a pilot slot.

Very cool, My sons were in Army Cadets. Two have droped out and a third is still there. Teenagers can't tell 'em anything

dang. wish i had the guts to join the military.

Which reminds me....I was almost going to be out by you for camp, DF...almost got sent to Lackland. But I got Tyndall instead, so it's back to Florida with me.

wow. thats intersting. i didnt know there was a military camp in Lackland.

Lackland AFB...it's outside San Antonio.

wow. learn something new every day.

where'd everybody go?

Still here. Though I should prolly go to bed soon...pefore I piss anyone else off. :roll:

*noticing the locked-ness of o'railey's and all of a sudden has faith in instant karma...*

*amused*

Ok then. Night DF. See you in version 3.0

ya. seeya then.
i really am sorry Avia.

ya. seeya then.
i really am sorry Avia.


i'm torn up over getting the thread locked :o

shut up you. its a shame to see such a good spammer turned into a nothing more than the kid who sits there and points at every little thing yelling "teacher teacher".

amen.

And Avia, I know you're still here, cause I see you lurking. I'm sorry, I really didn't intend to insult you and hurt your feelings.

*sigh*
well, there goes that friendship. does anyone know why we (guys) are such idiots?

Are you talking about TAR or Avia? I'm confused

well, now that you mention it TAR too, it started as Avia. oh well.

Well, as far as Avia is concerned, unless something happened I'm not aware of, I don't think that had anything to do with you. Sorry if I ruined that for you.

And as for TAR, I suspect that he's young. As such, (and judging by his posts) he craves attention. What better place to get it than from people with power?

Although now that I think about it...her being mad at me should have absolutely nothing to do with you. Unless my suspicions are correct. Again, not meant to be inflammatory, just an observation.

ya, whatever. TAR is a kid, no matter what age he is. and i think Avia too more out of that 2nd comment i said. you started with seomthing about her post-whoring then i made a comment bout her helping us get to 77. guess she saw more in that then i ment there to be.

Well it's all in the past now. No sense lamenting in what cannot be changed. If she comes back, awesome. If not, that's her choice, and her's alone. Sad if she's gonna let other people make it for her. Afterall, having people you don't get along with is part of life. No sense quitting because of what a few others think. In the long run, what do their opinions really matter? Mine included.

*takes a deep breathe*
usually thats my policy too. its in the past and cant be changed. guess i should get back to it.

Buck up, DF. It'll be alright.

I really do need to sleep now, however. Take it easy, and good night.

i'l be fine. sleep well.

i was about to fall asleep but it kept bugging me... i can't leave something so unravelled.

yes, im a bit angry with you gael. i guess i can respect that you might not like me, sure, not everyone has to like me and im fine with that.
but must you be so needlessly cruel and blunt? and i didn't do anything to you... i don't like being attacked. you wouldn't either.
im fine now.

and df, i was a little frustrated with you too, but i'm over it. it just sorta seemed like you sold out, like all i was good for was pushing up the page numbers. like you agreed with gael about me (which you very well might), and all i was was a postwhore who pushed the bar way over the normal page number.
but its all cool now. i guess.

and no, i wouldnt change what i do on account of what you seem to think of me. this is an online forum after all, you have no idea what im really like.
i was leaving for two reasons. one being that i need sleep. two being that i didnt need the grief of sticking around people who i was not comfortable or happy around at the moment.

so yes, im a bit annoyed, but i'll get over it quite soon... fret you not.

just remember... cmon... a little respect and love goes a long way.

:)
peace yall.

im sorry you felt that, it was not my intention. not my intention at all. i was trying to bridge the gap that i saw forming between you and Gael. i really dislike having my friends fighting. you are much more to me than a way to boost point counts. my apologies Avia.

apology accepted df.
:)
friends?

friends.

good. :)

*hugs*

okay, well i really do have to sleep... i meant to a really long time ago, but... well... couldnt.

later

*hugs back*
alright. sleep well.

Hello. Looks like a lot is going on.

Hey Cuneo. Is Tink around at all?

Hey Cuneo. Is Tink around at all?

Hey Seph.

No I haven't seen Tink yet. But if you wanna chill with me, I'm here. Believe me I know we'd all rather chill with Tink though.

*chuckles* Yes, I'd be glad to chill with you, Cuneo. *sits down by the bar*

I hope she hasn't forgotten the promise she made me.

*chuckles* Yes, I'd be glad to chill with you, Cuneo. *sits down by the bar*

I hope she hasn't forgotten the promise she made me.

*Grabs Seph a beer and gets one for himself.*

*Hands one to Seph.*


And what promise is that, may I ask?

*Takes a swig, sighing happily*

She promised she'd wear that bikini just for me because i wasn't hear last time. :D

*Takes a swig, sighing happily*

She promised she'd wear that bikini just for me because i wasn't hear last time. :D

What bikini? I don't know if I was here last time either. Was I?

A pink traingle top and thong apparently. If you weren't here, then it seems we're both in for a pleasant surrprise. :D

A pink traingle top and thong apparently. If you weren't here, then it seems we're both in for a pleasant surrprise. :D :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

A pink traingle top and thong apparently. If you weren't here, then it seems we're both in for a pleasant surrprise. :D :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

*Bubba (the gay trucker) Walks in wearing a pink triangle top and thong*

Gimme a beer... Those "How to educate eight year old boys" conventions really take it out of me...

One fine sexy piece of hunky man meat walks in. He looks around and smiles tonight the hunt shall be especially fine. He quickly checks his supplies: taser, ether, lots of money, anti-drunk pills, DR pills, condoms, hotel keys, girls gone wild crewman disguish, gel, breathmints, shades and pepper spray. Yeah he is so ready.

One fine sexy piece of hunky man meat walks in. He looks around and smiles tonight the hunt shall be especially fine. He quickly checks his supplies: taser, ether, lots of money, anti-drunk pills, DR pills, condoms, hotel keys, girls gone wild crewman disguish, gel, breathmints, shades and pepper spray. Yeah he is so ready.

Say a bad pickup line. :D

One fine sexy piece of hunky man meat walks in. He looks around and smiles tonight the hunt shall be especially fine. He quickly checks his supplies: taser, ether, lots of money, anti-drunk pills, DR pills, condoms, hotel keys, girls gone wild crewman disguish, gel, breathmints, shades and pepper spray. Yeah he is so ready.

I don't have that stuff...

Where the hell is my beer... sexy

OOC: Alright Japanica, Katholik Kingdom here goes...
IC:
BPL turned to KaKi and smiled brightly quietly signaling the bartender.
"Hey baby you look like you could use a cold drink." KaKi smiled, "Why is that handsome?" BPL braced himself for an oncoming slap," Because you're so hot you're on fire." Suprise of suprise no resounding slap came.
The pretty waitress brought them their drinks. "Ah, at last the drinks come, speaking of which how'd you like to come? To my room and then to the moon. I'll take you as far as you can stand and then some." What still no slap? Great at last someone who appreciates utter sexiness.

OOC: Well are you happy now?!

No. Gimme something good, baby

*Sits on BPL lap and begins to wriggle.*

Come on, now!

BLP smiles and shows how good he is with his hands slipping them into places that can't be specificilly named because of mods. He quickly finds two spots that get very interesting responses from KaKi. He then lends in to whisper that he's even better with his tongue. He did moves into private teritory and presses down once slowly. Wonder what Kaki's response was?

No. Gimme something good, baby

*Sits on BPL lap and begins to wriggle.*

Come on, now!

HAHA Come On
CUM ON :lol:

You know I'm a guy, right?

Sitting across from the rather explict display NiSora ordered a drink and continued to videotape the happenings. Apparently BPL was bisexual meaning he was more than ready to screw KaKi into the ground right there.

*Steps in.*

I don't like what I see was going on here earlier.


So is anybody around?

Whew, that was hot...

Why'd you step in? Do you want some too?

One second...

*Slaps BPL*

Just because i like a little S&M. Now where was I?

Oh yeah...

*Begins to grind up against Cuneo*

Come on! Come on!

*steps in, sees whats going on*
... im not even going to ask
*walks back out again*

kaki... didn't you say you had girl problems?

well... uhh... *leaves bar quickly after seeing the happenings...*

(Comes out of a trap door)

this is my kinda action!

(Red felt bed appears out of the sky and he lays on it, awaiting something female)

Purrrrr......

*Bubba walks on over to the red felt bed*

I can be female enough for you handsome...

*Throws off triangle top and thong and jumps into bed*

Let's go baby!

(note ooc: This is Bubba, not me. He likes wearing bikinis, I find they ride up too much on me.)

(falls though the felt bed trap door)

AVIA COME BACK!!! i love that girl...

(throws shards of broken glass at bubba and sits in a corner, all alone, lights up a cigarette)

AAAAUUUGghhhh... My manly bits!

*lights up cigarrette, also*

You know, I usually do this after sex, Jhenova, but you pushed all the wrong buttons!

OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What is wrong with y'all?

(takes a long drag)

you didnt get turned on by the glass? ahh well...

(throws a bowl of hot soup at Bubba man)

*stumbles back in*
this place has gone down hill.

yea it has...i hear the towers gonna fall soon too

(goes though a secret door in the floor)

*peers in a window*

Man...now I see why people are calling this place a n00b haunt.

And so ends an era.

*walks away*

so stay and lets help make it what it once was.

No offense, DF...but I don't want to be associated with what's going on right now. Maybe a few pages later when this sh*t is outta sight, outta mind.

gaeltech! Dont you walk out on me!

(places a gloved hand on his shoulder)

Son...teh tower is falling...Sauron is coming...Take the ring to him! Take it!!

(collaspes, faking death)

...

I'm a girl.

not a bad idea Gael.
*walks out too*

Gaeltech you are? if my heart wasnt taken id be trying to have rob you of all your money instead!

(walks away)

Number 7? WTF? The last time I was here it was only number 4! What have you been doing?!

Number 7? WTF? The last time I was here it was only number 4! What have you been doing?!

I missed the end of the 6th one...now ive missed most of the 7th :(

Number 7? WTF? The last time I was here it was only number 4! What have you been doing?!

I missed the end of the 6th one...now ive missed most of the 7th :(

most? not at all.
these things get stopped at page 65 (ha, or the ones the mods catch... there are some that are just legendary though..). since we're on p 19, you're here early.

don't fret, you probably havent missed much...

ya. past 5ish pages has been homo-erotic big bubba stuff. dont even bother looking. nastey stuff.

Woohoo! So im not too late http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-010.gif

What I missed all the action? I wanted the homo-erotic and the red fur bed, and the cigerettes? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh,well I guess I'll just smoke my cigerettes by myself... Where is Bad pickup line? I wanna get laid.

The sixth edition went really quick.

What the heck? Cyper Cero, if you want som luven, come ere, baby! Bubba's got some luv fer you! Deliveries in the rear, pardner!

Get out of here.

Awwww... you don't love me.

*leaves, still nekked.*

Can I come back in now? I've got some clothes on!

It was chilly out there.

Can I come back in now? I've got some clothes on!

It was chilly out there.

Sure thang Mr. Gay Trucker.

Aw, Yee-HAW!

*Straightens tie on tuxedo*

I can clean up real good when I wants ta.

Aw, Yee-HAW!

*Straightens tie on tuxedo*

I can clean up real good when I wants ta.

poor scary gay trucker :shock:

Im back http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-005.gif

hi! :D

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-001.gif

Don't emoticon spam 8)

wouldn't that be spem? :wink:

wouldn't that be spem? :wink:

Eeeeeew :shock:

:lol: it *was* pretty awful, wasn't it? :lol: :lol:

So awful it's kinda cool 8)

:lol: it *was* pretty awful, wasn't it? :lol: :lol:

So awful it's kinda cool 8)

Puppets :roll: :twisted:

And what's wrong with puppets?

Mine all work *very* hard - and they all do something different...nothing of which is involved in war

Ok? :D

And what's wrong with puppets?

Mine all work *very* hard - and they all do something different...nothing of which is involved in war

Ok? :D

I have seven :shock:

mmmmmmm...last count i had about 14 or so.

I lost one cos i couldn't remember the name...

*hits self on head trying to induce better connections between brain cells*

Nah! Still can't remember :cry:

Woah! Much weirdness went on here! :shock:

wouldn't that be spem? :wink:

And they say I'M weird! :wink:

heheheh! I can outweird most people if i try :twisted:

Whoa. Whoa. What.

Everyone, have no fear
Of your Peer
Because Japaica is here. :lol:

(bad rhyme)

Whoa. Whoa. What.

Everyone, have no fear
Of your Peer
Because Japaica is here. :lol:

(bad rhyme)

*Applauds sarcastically*

Wow, you're a poet. Are you a philosopher too? If you're as good at that as you are at rhyming couplets

*Holds up hemlock-laced drink*

Try some of this then.

/See? I do subtle humor too :P

Whoa. Whoa. What.

Everyone, have no fear
Of your Peer
Because Japaica is here. :lol:

(bad rhyme)

*Applauds sarcastically*

Wow, you're a poet. Are you a philosopher too? If you're as good at that as you are at rhyming couplets

*Holds up hemlock-laced drink*

Try some of this then.

/See? I do subtle humor too :P

You know what is funny about the word "subtle"?

The "b" in "subtle is, technically, subtle. :lol:

And what's wrong with puppets?

Mine all work *very* hard - and they all do something different...nothing of which is involved in war

Ok? :D

I have seven :shock:

I only have 1 puppet :(

Don't emoticon spam 8)
Dont tell me what to do http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-010.gif

*sigh...* Hello, anybody home?

*walks in*
howdy all.

I was so beautiful as Bad pickup line!!! Oh why WHY did I have to forget my password?!! Oh, well I'm still fine, I mean I am fa-uine baby! I'm so hot I'm burning the house down. I'm so smooth insults slid off like I covered in Armorall. I'm so sexy they wrote a song about me. You know the one. And yet I've lost my name even if a hunk by any other name is just as steamy, dreamy, and poetry. What I couldn't think of another word that rhymed? Aw, man I've forgotten how to spell! NOOOOOOO!
Oh, well as long as I've got my face and KaKi I'm alright. Wait, what's this Cyper Cero took my *pauses to check gender of KaKi* man-toy! And they had cigerettes? NOOOOO! Whatever wheres Cyper Cero I need to get laid?

I was so beautiful as Bad pickup line!!! Oh why WHY did I have to forget my password?!! Oh, well I'm still fine, I mean I am fa-uine baby! I'm so hot I'm burning the house down. I'm so smooth insults slid off like I covered in Armorall. I'm so sexy they wrote a song about me. You know the one. And yet I've lost my name even if a hunk by any other name is just as steamy, dreamy, and poetry. What I couldn't think of another word that rhymed? Aw, man I've forgotten how to spell! NOOOOOOO!
Oh, well as long as I've got my face and KaKi I'm alright. Wait, what's this Cyper Cero took my *pauses to check gender of KaKi* man-toy! And they had cigerettes? NOOOOO! Whatever wheres Cyper Cero I need to get laid?

Hello all!

hey there!

*praying the server doesnt keep dying*

[quote="Avia"]hey there!

*praying the server doesnt keep dying*[/quote


Yeah I've been trying to post for quite a while.

I'm in the mood to dance ya know that.

*Smiles.*

May I have this dance with you Avia? Whatever kind you want, slow, dirty or swing.

*takes his hand*

i'd love to.

surprise me with any kind of dance. 8)
your choice.

Well forget swing. Let's do slow, and then dirty if you want to.

*Sways back and forth to the peaceful music, looking into Avia's deep (whatever color they are) eyes.*

Dancing with a beautiful girl is one of the few highlights in life.

(they're blue)

*follows the swaying of cuneo's body*

*blushes slightly* thanks... thats sweet.
you know, you're not too shabby yourself... :)

*Smiles.*

You think so, thanks I'm flattered.


It's your call if and when you want me to teach you dirty dancing. You've certainly got the body for it.

Sure, I'm up for it. *smiles at him*

Sure, I'm up for it. *smiles at him*

Okay.

*Turns on some faster music and pulls her in closer, swaying back and forthy.*

*Dips her backwards, hands on her ass supporting her weight.*

That's the kinda stuff you do, sexy moves and kinda in between fast and slow dancing.

There's this one the good dancer girls do where they wrap a leg around mine and put the other knee between my legs while they fall back. I learned they do that one this year.

*Wonders if she's still here since she hasn't made a move yet.*

(gah, i gotta run.. i'll be back in a few minutes)

(gah, i gotta run.. i'll be back in a few minutes)


Okay.

*Sits down and drinks some beer.*

*Notices Avia in the parking lot.*

*stumbels out of back room and brushes shoulders off*
hey everyone, whats up?

*Walks in wearing tight white capris and a black tanktop.*

Hey DF, hey Cuneo.

'lo Janet. how goes it?

'lo Janet. how goes it?


It's going good.

*Sits on the couch and smiles.*

DF look at me and tell me what you think I need to drink. And then if you would please, go get it for me.

Hi everyone...how's things?

*looks her over*
im thinking a long island iced tea.
*mixes drink and hands it to her*

Ack...for a moment i thought you had me sussed.

Ok DF...what sorta drink would i want?

Sorry...it's me...Prue - there are 4 of me now :)

wow. 4 of you.
*looks prue up and down*
hmm... appletini.

*Prue laughs*

Stick to vodka, DF

hi Prue

Oooh :D

hi MD

Hello fairy :twisted:

don't be mean to me! i've forgiven you for the whole killing me thing

don't be mean to me! i've forgiven you for the whole killing me thing

Who said anything about being mean? :shock:

don't be mean to me! i've forgiven you for the whole killing me thing

Who said anything about being mean? :shock:

you put that :twisted: to me that suggests mean!

don't be mean to me! i've forgiven you for the whole killing me thing

Who said anything about being mean? :shock:

you put that :twisted: to me that suggests mean!

Among other things :twisted:

don't be mean to me! i've forgiven you for the whole killing me thing

Who said anything about being mean? :shock:

you put that :twisted: to me that suggests mean!

Among other things :twisted:
:shock: what's that supposed to mean?

:shock: what's that supposed to mean?

I can't say a word :twisted:

:shock: what's that supposed to mean?

I can't say a word :twisted:

.........ok.................well, can i get you a drink?

:shock: what's that supposed to mean?

I can't say a word :twisted:

.........ok.................well, can i get you a drink?

Yes please :P

anything in particular?

anything in particular?

Err .. a frapamauto? :oops:

anything in particular?

Err .. a frapamauto? :oops:

*gets MD a frapamauto (whatever the hell one of them is)*

anything in particular?

Err .. a frapamauto? :oops:

*gets MD a frapamauto (whatever the hell one of them is)*

Thankyou :D

hello? anyone here?

hello? anyone here?

*Prue walks in, looks round and sees no one. After fixing a drink she settles herself down in the corner of a sofa. Curls her long legs under her and starts reading a book*

Hey girls, what's up.

*Takes off his shirt, I though I'd take a swim.

*Prue looks up and sees Cuneo taking off his clothes*

*Eyes his muscley body*

Not at the moment Cuneo...i need to finish this chapter. It's about some people who are playing a computer game...they are in a virtual bar...it's getting really exciting

*Turns back to book and starts reading avidly*

i'll have a swim

*changes into pink bikini*

*Prue turns over a page of her exciting book and takes a sip of her drink*

*Stretches out his incredibly tall body.*

*Eyes Tink in her skimpy bikini.*

Gosh your beautiful Tink.

*Holds the door to the outside terrace for her.*

thank you *walks through the door and dives into the pool*

*Dives in, a manly dive, much less graceful then what Tink can pull off.*

The water is a bit cold today.

it is but at least it woke me up a bit

*Quickly slips out of her clothes and into her purple ringtop and thong.*

*Dives in gracefully, comes up, and flips her hair.*

Hey Tink, hey Cuneo. Bet your having fun.

Yep I'm woke up too.

Hey Janet.

Ya know, tangible male body temperature is usually higher than that of females. Our blood goes to our fingers and stuff more because we weren't built to support a child inside us.

So I'm sayin, if you girls need some warmth, it's right here.

hi Janet, it's ok Cuneo, i'm not too cold

hi Janet, it's ok Cuneo, i'm not too cold

Hey Tink. Cuneo's working his charm on us. I see some intelligence, courtesy, and romance wanting to come out.

*Splashes Cuneo jokingly and goes over and hangs on his arm.*

I could use some warmth actually.

*Smiles and splashes some cold water in his own face.*

Shall we switch over to the hot tub?

sounds good to me

sounds good to me

Yes me too!

*Gets out.*

*Helps the two girls into the hot tub.*

*Gets himself in and sits down in between them.*

This is so relaxing.

One week until my 26th birthday. I'll be the same age as Cuneo again.

I tell everyone here a different age usually because I want at least one thing protecting me. They already know my first name.

One week until my 26th birthday. I'll be the same age as Cuneo again.

I tell everyone here a different age usually because I want at least one thing protecting me. They already know my first name.

Until two months from now that is. Then I'll be 27.

So she told her real age for the first time on the internet. Good job Janet.

*Kisses her.*

*Reopens the doors.*

I like this place :D

I like this place :D

Good, you're welcome here as long as you do.

I like this place :D

Good, you're welcome here as long as you do.

W00TX0RZ :shock:

Do these get deleted after 65 pages, or just locked?

Whoa. *everyone stops to watch as Japaica walks in with party hat and male thong on while playing party boy music*

I feel like Partying. Like in Jackass. :D

*Walks in wearing a winter parka and pants large enough for a homeless family to live in*

I'm being conservative today.

*posts*

Methinks the tower is not as popular anymore...

I KILLED IT :twisted:

Methinks the tower is not as popular anymore...

I KILLED IT :twisted:

We need a new one! :tantrum: :mrgreen:

I was posting here last night but all the action was in O'Raileys.

There was just slushy stuff here...made me feel a bit nauseous ;)

I was posting here last night but all the action was in O'Raileys.

There was just slushy stuff here...made me feel a bit nauseous ;)

Heh heh... "slushy"

Methinks the tower is not as popular anymore...

I KILLED IT :twisted:

We need a new one! :tantrum: :mrgreen:

You can have a new one when you've used this one up...only another 40 or so pages to go.

C'mon folks...time to get inventive :D

I was posting here last night but all the action was in O'Raileys.

There was just slushy stuff here...made me feel a bit nauseous ;)

Heh heh... "slushy"

Well, it was...lotsa kissing and stuff like that :roll:

Methinks the tower is not as popular anymore...

I KILLED IT :twisted:

We need a new one! :tantrum: :mrgreen:

You can have a new one when you've used this one up...only another 40 or so pages to go.

C'mon folks...time to get inventive :D

*comes in in Rhumba outfit, complete with fruity hat*

come on ya'll, let's samba!

Hmmmmmm...i've never samba-ed before.

Y'll have to teach me KK :wink:

Ummm...

On second thought let's bellydance! That's easy! All you need to do is spell your name in the air with your hips and smile :D .

*Hangs up art, entirely done in emoticons.*

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I think it says alot about the human condition, don't you?

Anybody wanna play pool? :wink:

Come and join me! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d606b3127cce8d0f11a36e800000001610)

Anybody wanna play pool? :wink:

Come and join me! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d606b3127cce8d0f11a36e800000001610)

Jesu, joy of man's desiring, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Oy, gevalt!

I'm no good at pool...or billiards...not good with angles and i'm too tall. It ain't comfy bending over :)

Thanks for the offer though :)

It's ok, you won't have to, I'll be the one bending over....

Hon...i'm female. You can bend over all you like but it won't do a thing for me :wink: :lol:

Are you sure? I have a pretty nice ass.....

*Opens the doors of the club and sit's down with a Coke.*

*is still 'playing' pool*

*is still 'playing' pool*

What up Squelch?

This pool cue..... and it's stuck.

Hi Cuneo...Squelch is trying to tempt me...with her ass!!!

Heheheh! My tastes don't run in that direction :D

What? Are you that other nation? Ack! Puppets..... EVERYWHERE!!!!

Oops! Now *how* did that happen??? :lol:

I've only got about 14 puppets...they are all doing jobs in different places. None are used for war...just for chatting, telling stories and having a good time...

...which *doesn't* run to females with pool cues bending over!

Well I have to bend over if I'm to play pool, I can't very well do it standing up now, can I? :oops:

That sounded woooooode!

That sounded...what??? :shock:

rude

Ah...wude...gotcha :D

A man walks in to the club. he has a old worn leather jacket on and blue jeans. his hands are in his jeans pocket. "Is there a way i can get a beer here?" he says sitting down at a table close to the door.

why are some people so against puppets???