NationStates Jolt Archive

this was in the paper today its's all the evidence i needed this morning, this is word for word:

July, 1999: Mr Howard drops into boston for the centenary of Davis Cup tennis. Nearby John F. Kennedy Jr dies when an aeroplane he is piloting crainto the sea off Martha's Vineyard.

May, 2000: As Mr Howard arrives in South Korea Prime Minister Park Taejoon resigns indisgrace amid allegations of tax evasion and questionable property dealings.

September, 2001: Mr Howard is holding a press conference in Washington D.C at the moment terrorists strike, crashing a passenger jet into the nearby pentagon while two other jets hit the world trade centre in New York.

February, 2002: The Indonesian capital Jakarata is devastated by floods on the eve of Mr Howards arrival.

July, 2002: As Mr Howard arrived in Germany, two aeroplanes collide in mid-air killing 71 people.

June, 2004: CIA director George Tenet quits while Mr Howard meets President Bush in Washington.

That last one isnt really that horrible. Dig deeper.

im just writing what it said in the paper i'll look for more

this was in the paper today its's all the evidence i needed this morning, this is word for word:

July, 1999: Mr Howard drops into boston for the centenary of Davis Cup tennis. Nearby John F. Kennedy Jr dies when an aeroplane he is piloting crainto the sea off Martha's Vineyard.

May, 2000: As Mr Howard arrives in South Korea Prime Minister Park Taejoon resigns indisgrace amid allegations of tax evasion and questionable property dealings.

September, 2001: Mr Howard is holding a press conference in Washington D.C at the moment terrorists strike, crashing a passenger jet into the nearby pentagon while two other jets hit the world trade centre in New York.

February, 2002: The Indonesian capital Jakarata is devastated by floods on the eve of Mr Howards arrival.

July, 2002: As Mr Howard arrived in Germany, two aeroplanes collide in mid-air killing 71 people.

June, 2004: CIA director George Tenet quits while Mr Howard meets President Bush in Washington.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT

For an antichrist, he's such a dork, though!
I mean (a) look at him, ferf :shock: kssakes and
(b) anyone who, whilst campaigning, falls down stairs on
rolling camera TWICE (if memory serves), isn't exactly going
to look like the "man for the job" (and I use the term man
loosely), both as a Prime Minister, and as an Antichrist.


I'm sure you could imagine it: *satanic growls* "Rrroarh!
Join ME and my UNHOLY MINIONS, and gain
ever-lasting powe-AAARGH!" *tumbles down the stairs
for the 5th time this week*

Prominent social figures sometimes get wings in hospitals named
after them...well, if that ever happened to ol' Johnny Howard,
we'll just say that it wouldn't be because of his outstanding
generosity...

Wow, it's true or he jinxes his friends ...

How could Howard be the Anti-Christ when he's standing next to Jesus W. Christ all the time? :roll:

Oh man, that is not cool. I think you're on to something, just one more reason to get rid of him!

Howards is´nt the AntiCrist.

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS!!!
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml <The Proof!



oh, and j/k :D

Hmm you know what? I dont really care but thats like saying...

Jan 12.- 83 ppl kill themselves while I sat on the couch 12,000 miles away.

Mar. 19- A plane crashed whil I ate lunch, in the same state.

June. 1- While I met a friend at a movie theater across the street there was a traffic jam

Thus- I am the anti-christ....yup, it all adds up.

Thus- I am the anti-christ....yup, it all adds up.

No no no..i must be the year i was born a vocano erupted & killed 100's (beat that) & also something really bad happened the day i was born but i cant remember what it was(& no,the bad thing wasnt me being born :roll: )

i was born on guy fawks day so hah

this is entirely superstition. :roll:

this is entirely superstition. :roll:

You mock us? Well we mock you! :twisted:

The anti-Christ, as I recall, is supposed to claim to be God, rule the world, and bring a few years of Christian massacring, devil worshipping, peace. Then we all get screwed over by the the end of the world.

Well, for my own little contribution:
My older sister was born during the Ash Wednesday bushfires.
I was born while there was major flooding in Queensland.
My younger sister was born while there was a volcanic eruption in New Zealand.

surely millions were born in the same year as you, and what about those born on the day of hiroshima or any other of the bad days in history

this is entirely superstition. :roll:

You mock us? Well we mock you! :twisted:

Mock away, but check the Bible about the characteristics of the Anti-Christ. In no way John Howard looks like one. :roll:

I was born after both the Challenger explosion and Chernobyl... :shock:

Oh my I was born 1984 years after christ, whats with that :shock:

If he's not the antichrist, he's almost as bad!

Could mention the war in iraq, which although he wasn't as involved as our lot or Bush, he was still a part of...

Could also mention his appaling treatment of asylum seekers (Like locking them up on an island and refusing them medical treatment!)

Meh, given the chance I'd stick him, bush, and blair on an island with nothing but rocks to throw at each other

-.-

!!! We are all the Anti-Christ!!! O NO!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!