NationStates Jolt Archive

1. While waiting in the airport with a friend, assume an unidentifiable accent and ask a random person "flip joo net you you?"

2. When they don't respond become enraged and scream at them.

3. Begin to walk away, stop, louding repeat the same fake phrase to your friend whilst pointing at the person, begin to point an laugh as if you have just insulted the person.

4. Try to pass through custom with a breifcase containing the following:

-A copy of the Qu'ran.
-A bag of white powder.
-A plastic hand gun.
-Pictures of airoplanes.
-A picture of the white house.
-A map to government buildings.

5. Have your ticket booked under the name Lucifer, Lord of Darkness. Arrive at the airport in devil suit.

6. Have two of your friends dress in matching black suits and pretend to be President of your NS nation.

7. Wave to people as if your are old friends.

8. Dress as Osuma bin Laden and seizure in the middle of the food court.

9. Once on the plain ask the steward what foods would be safe for a drug mule to eat.

10. While waiting to have your bags checked at customs, fill condoms with icing sugar.

11. Ask the person behind you to swallow them.

12. Find a security guard, ask them how one could smuggle a gun onto a plane.

13. When the meal cart comes around, loudly converse with a friend about how you could kill everyone onboard with just the plastic fork.

14. You don't deserve 21.

15. IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

I hate that show.

*edits out horrible spelling error in title*

*edits out horrible spelling error in title*I don't know why I really couldn't care tonight :P

That's a very good way to get arrested.

You can't say the word "bomb" without them taking you away and questioning you for hours.

I was once going through US Customs at an airport impersonating a drug addict shooting up, and all modesty aside I'm pretty damn good at pantomime; I don't have the nickname "Mr Bean" for nothing :P You should have seen the guy next to me hurriedly creating as much distance between him and me as possible, the look of fear and shock on his face was priceless :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D

16: line the soles of your shoes with blu-tack or silly putty and when on the 'plane, try to ignite a bit of attached stiff string. In a manner that seems surreptitious yet ends up being highly visible.

17. Glue a coin to the floor & see how many people try to pick it up (my dad used to do that)

I just remembered this 'fun' incident at an airport. This custody officer was studying my passport and, of course, I couldn't keep myself from saying "It's a pretty decent forgery, isn't it?” with a big grin on my face. God, did I wish right after that I'd never said that! That’s when the interrogation started :( He ended up getting his Überchief involved, who, thank god, had a better sense of humor and finally let me go :)

A more fun thing to do is to strike up a conversation with whoever stands near while waiting in line at Custody, and casually ask if they are importing anything. If lucky than they are. An example of the conversation that might follow:

This happened after I found out the guy was importing some cheese from his own country. The appropriate response was, naturally, a worried look. “You know you can get arrested for that, right? You know that classifies as “smuggling”, don’t you?” All this said in a whisper so as not to attract attention, and by doing so attracting all the more attention :D “You better hope they won’t search your luggage! Who knows, maybe you’ll be lucky and they just send you back home on the first plane and with nothing more but a heavy fine. Of course, don’t expect to ever be allowed entrance again, well, maybe after ten yeas. They’re mighty strict regarding this sort of thing” The only responses I got was a scared look and an astonished “Really?” That guy sweated like a drug smuggler while going through custody :) Most entertaining and I can warmly recommend that approach to anyone :)

I'm always trying to be searched at customs. Never worked. Apparently I look too innocent. Next time I'll wear a baseball cap and keep my eyes down. :twisted:

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

You shouldn't be posting here. They'll arrest you on your return. :cry:

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

You shouldn't be posting here. They'll arrest you on your return. :cry:

No worries! I'm a bit further south mate ;)

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

You shouldn't be posting here. They'll arrest you on your return. :cry:

No worries! I'm a bit further south mate ;)

I know. Monash. :lol:

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

You shouldn't be posting here. They'll arrest you on your return. :cry:

No worries! I'm a bit further south mate ;)

I know. Monash. :lol:

:D :D :D

Yay Monash!

Avoid trying any of that in Singapore; they'll hang you

You shouldn't be posting here. They'll arrest you on your return. :cry:

No worries! I'm a bit further south mate ;)

I know. Monash. :lol:

:D :D :D

Yay Monash! My cousin dropped out of Monash, very very sadly. :cry:

I'm always trying to be searched at customs. Never worked. Apparently I look too innocent. Next time I'll wear a baseball cap and keep my eyes down. :twisted:

I'm always searched :evil:

Could be the fact that I have always had early flights and look really stoned when I wake up early. Also it doesn't help that I have a Dutch passport.

I'm always trying to be searched at customs. Never worked. Apparently I look too innocent. Next time I'll wear a baseball cap and keep my eyes down. :twisted:

I'm always searched :evil:

Could be the fact that I have always had early flights and look really stoned when I wake up early. Also it doesn't help that I have a Dutch passport.

:lol: I'm trying not be searched by foreign customs. don't trust them. it's only when i'm flying back to hong kong.

well, i do remember once that we were flying back to China, and my brother had a book with the Taiwan flag printed on the front. It freaked the customs dude out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

if you do that here, you get questioned by the met :cry:

You can never trust anyone,turn your back for a moment & WHAM! :D

Question how does one catch a plane

Question how does one catch a plane

Have a net ready & run really really fast :D But once it takes off your screwed

18. Converse loudly with a friend about your favorite sealth tactics in Splinter Cell (IE sniping off guards, sneaking through restricted areas), except don't mention the game

19: When going to another country fill a suitcase full of dogbones so when you go through Customs the dogs freak out.