How to get one million people to send you a dollar.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 05:11
It really works!
Send one dollar to:
The Squatch.
The Republic of Backwoods Squatches,
A New Begining.
*TG'S Backwoods*
Lemme guess. You'll send me back a letter saying, "Tell over 1 million people to send you a dollar! It works!"
*Sends Letter*
I'm gonna be rich!!!
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 05:18
Lemme guess. You'll send me back a letter saying, "Tell over 1 million people to send you a dollar! It works!"
Thank you for the dollar!
YOU TOO CAN GET RICH!
All you have to do is place one tiny classified ad in the right paper....
I used to live in a one bedroom apartment, until I was captured by aliens, and given an anal probe, afterwards..we shared a cigarrete, and the aliens told me how to make money!
You can do it too!
Power and War
05-06-2004, 05:20
is that a nation or an adress?
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 05:21
is that a nation or an adress?
That will cost you an extra dollar.....
Power and War
05-06-2004, 05:23
uhmm ok heres a dollar
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 05:25
uhmm ok heres a dollar
Its an address.....this address......
Of this nation.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 05:46
This was an actual ad I saw in a major Newspaper.
It said:
Find out how to get one million people to send you a dollar......
Send one dollar to:
......
Not Kidding.
Eridanus
05-06-2004, 05:58
You do realize that eventually everyone would break even
New Foxxinnia
05-06-2004, 05:58
I have an easy way to become rich. Here's how it goes:
I run adds asking if you want to earn $1,000 dollars a month for the rest of the year. Then if they do they call the number and tell them to send us $13,000 dollars. Then every month until December they get $1,000 dollars in the mail. Then as an freebie I send them a brochere on how to lose weight by eating less food and exercising.
Cogitation
05-06-2004, 06:04
I'm pretty sure that taking advantage of stupid people through the mail is a federal crime.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
New Foxxinnia
05-06-2004, 06:05
I'm pretty sure that taking advantage of stupid people through the mail is a federal crime.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court JesterNo, I don't think so. As long as you use loopholes and puns you'll be okay.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2004, 06:08
I'm pretty sure that taking advantage of stupid people through the mail is a federal crime.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Ahh but see.....
Thats where this ISNT illegal.
The arguement is:
Your providing an "actual money making technique"..merely showing everyone who asks....how to do it yourself.
Silly, aint it?
Cogitation
05-06-2004, 06:08
No, I don't think so. As long as you use loopholes and puns you'll be okay.
Not worth the legal risk. It'd be safer just to put the following ad:
Please send $1 to the following address. You will get nothing in return. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Zilch. Less than something. No products, promises, services, or guarantees thereof. Except my gratitude.
If you tell them clearly and up front, then nobody can legally fault you.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Lets spam up his TG box with offers of dollars.
New Foxxinnia
05-06-2004, 06:12
The title is 'How to get one million people to send you a dollar.' Then he shows you how to get one million people to send you a dollar. You don't need any fine print.
It really works!
Send one dollar to:
The Squatch.
The Republic of Backwoods Squatches,
A New Begining.
Sorry but I've already given a dollar each to Happy Dude, Sorry Dude and some guy on the corner of my street who wears black and red and waves a bell, I'M NOT GOING TO BE CONNED ANY LONGER!
*sends a dollar to BackwoodsSquatches*