NationStates Jolt Archive

Would you rather:

Have shrimp for nipples or pasta for hair?

Have to fight Mike Tyson or talk like him

Wake up one day married to a stripper you met last night, or wake up one day Mormon? (Note: This one doesn't count if you're mormon. Then you wake up with someone you never knew.)

Catch your dad cheating on your mom, or catch him looking at gay porn?

be rich, or stupid.

Be caught masturbating, or be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing?

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

Go streaking wearing nothing at the National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition, or through a Catholic Church wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a bible over your nether regions?

find out you're not wearing any pants while giving an important speech, or be caught with your pants down with another woman with your wife?

I'd take the bullet.

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

This seems to cry out for a Joe-mentum pun.

Well, I'd rather be rich than stupid, so I'll take that one.

pasta
talk like him
stripper, male strippers are HOT
clothing
sex, but only a hand job
church
no pants

Pasta
Fight
Married to stripper, think of all they could teach you.
Cheating on mom.
Rich
Masturbating
Live with for 5 months
Catholic Church, I am not catholic so I don't care.
Pants down with another woman and wife, I assume that means a threesome.

pasta, a good meal for fast-growing hair
fight
stripper
cheating
rich
masterbating
live
Catholic Church
important speech


torn? I say nay

pasta (shrimp for tits? That's pretty f***ed up)
talk (I'm not stupid enough to get in a fight with a black man)
stripper (anything but mormon)
cheating, or porn? I have no f***ing clue.
uh...rich. What a toughie. :roll:
masterbating (everyone knows guys do that)
live (sex with that guy? Now that's just wrong)
Catholic Church (now thats just funny :lol: )
speech (at least your probably behind a podium :D )

Pasta
Fight
Married to Stripper
Cheating
Rich
Opposite sex's clothing
Live with him
National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition,
No pants during a speech

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

This seems to cry out for a Joe-mentum pun.

Perfect timing. He's seem to lost his Joe-mentum. :lol:

Would you rather:

Have shrimp for nipples or pasta for hair?

Have to fight Mike Tyson or talk like him

Wake up one day married to a stripper you met last night, or wake up one day Mormon? (Note: This one doesn't count if you're mormon. Then you wake up with someone you never knew.)

Catch your dad cheating on your mom, or catch him looking at gay porn?

be rich, or stupid.

Be caught masturbating, or be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing?

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

Go streaking wearing nothing at the National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition, or through a Catholic Church wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a bible over your nether regions?

find out you're not wearing any pants while giving an important speech, or be caught with your pants down with another woman with your wife?

1. Pasta
2. Fight him (and I would win too :wink: )
3. Married to a stripper (I could always get a divorce - once a Mormon, always a Mormon :shock: )
4. Cheating on mum
5. Rich (I could then afford to be stupid)
6. Caught masturbating (we won't go there)
7. Live with Joe (can't guarantee the other option wouldn't happen though LOL)
8. Cowboy hat through the church (no comment)
9. Not wearing pants (at least they are looking at you and not talking all the way through!!! :evil: )

My Question:

Would you rather be:
(a) The tree that gets logged;

OR

(b) The chained hippie that gets logged with the tree?

Man those are crazy questions.

1. Pasta

2. fight him

3. the stripper

4. cheating on mum

5. im already stupid so id go with rich

6 be caught jerking off

7. live with him

8. definetly the church

9. not wearing pants

Shrimp (is wanting to eat your own nipples wrong?)

Talk to him

Strippers are cool, mormons are not.

probably cheating

Anything but stupid

Through the church - gotta love teasing religious folks.

I can handle wearing no pants but my girlfriend (unmarried) scares me too much to get caught cheating

Would you rather:

Have shrimp for nipples or pasta for hair?

Have to fight Mike Tyson or talk like him

Wake up one day married to a stripper you met last night, or wake up one day Mormon? (Note: This one doesn't count if you're mormon. Then you wake up with someone you never knew.)

Catch your dad cheating on your mom, or catch him looking at gay porn?

be rich, or stupid.

Be caught masturbating, or be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing?

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

Go streaking wearing nothing at the National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition, or through a Catholic Church wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a bible over your nether regions?

find out you're not wearing any pants while giving an important speech, or be caught with your pants down with another woman with your wife?

1. pasta for hair. hair can be taken off, and in this case eaten.
2. Fight Mike Tyson
3. married to the stripper
4. Former already happens.
5. rich
6. masturbating
7. live with
8. cowboy hat.
9. caught in threesome with the stripper wife & other woman

Choices in bold.

Would you rather:

Have shrimp for nipples or pasta for hair?

Have to fight Mike Tyson or talk like him

Wake up one day married to a stripper you met last night, or wake up one day Mormon? (Note: This one doesn't count if you're mormon. Then you wake up with someone you never knew.)

Catch your dad cheating on your mom, or catch him looking at gay porn?

be rich, or stupid.

Be caught masturbating, or be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing?

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

Go streaking wearing nothing at the National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition, or through a Catholic Church wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a bible over your nether regions?

find out you're not wearing any pants while giving an important speech, or be caught with your pants down with another woman with your wife?

Would you rather:

Have shrimp for nipples or pasta for hair?

Have to fight Mike Tyson or talk like him

Wake up one day married to a stripper you met last night, or wake up one day Mormon? (Note: This one doesn't count if you're mormon. Then you wake up with someone you never knew.)

Catch your dad cheating on your mom, or catch him looking at gay porn?

be rich, or stupid.

Be caught masturbating, or be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing?

Have to live with Joe Lieberman for five months, or have sex with him?

Go streaking wearing nothing at the National Old Women and Men with Heart Condition, or through a Catholic Church wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a bible over your nether regions?

find out you're not wearing any pants while giving an important speech, or be caught with your pants down with another woman with your wife?

Pasta.
Fight him, as long as I don't have to box him. Hey Mike, nice knee caps!*kick*
Stripper, especially if it's my one friend who's a stripper. :D
Gay porn.
Rich.
Masturbating, but it depends on by who. It's really the only fair one because I've been seen wearing skirts and tights before...
Live with Lieberman... then I could listen to all the music he wants to ban...
Catholic Church, although either would be fun.
No pants for a speech, mainly as I don't plan on getting married.

The stripper if it's a male one, otherwise wake up Mormon

--Catch him looking at gay porn. My dad's not with my mom so he can't cheat on my mom

--Be rich. Is that even a decision?

--Be caught wearing the opposite sex's clothing. I'm a girl, so it wouldn't be as taboo for me.

--As long as living with Joe Lieberman didn't involve sex

--The catholic church one

--Not wearing any pants while delivering a speech

Pasta
Fight
None
(My parents are seperated,so it doesnt count)
Stupid! :D
(im a girl,so i could wear anything & still look normal) :?
Dont know who that is :?
Uhhhhhh :?
Ha! I dont have a wife! :D 8) :twisted: