NationStates Jolt Archive


Stupidest things to do on NS (Sure ways to get DEATed...)

Reynes
04-06-2004, 18:00
Try to invade Tactical Grace
Spoffin
04-06-2004, 18:00
Erm...
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 18:05
-call stephistan crazy, and flame modabees. (kisarazu cats eye)
-post links to FUA (Kisarazu Reborn)
-get drunk and make a thread about killing mods and advocating FUA (Kisarazu Arisen)
-tell the world to suck your dick (Kisarazu Unbroken)

These r things not to do...
New Foxxinnia
04-06-2004, 19:55
Crack a joke in a stessed situation. -Foxxinnia
Enerica
04-06-2004, 20:05
Create spam just to peeve Myrth.
Letila
04-06-2004, 20:19
Post tubgirl pics.

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg
SuRseipS
04-06-2004, 20:21
Invade...without reading the rules first :oops:
Unfree People
04-06-2004, 20:23
I've invaded Tactical Grace ;)
Enerica
04-06-2004, 20:23
Recreating Locked threads


(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Unfree People
04-06-2004, 20:36
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.
Enerica
04-06-2004, 20:40
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.

Yeah I know, but if the address of one was burnt into the heads of new players it could solve a lot of problems.
Lutton
04-06-2004, 20:54
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.

Yeah I know, but if the address of one was burnt into the heads of new players it could solve a lot of problems.

Making quote pyramids isn't popular, either ... :lol:
imported_Celeborne
04-06-2004, 20:56
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.

Yeah I know, but if the address of one was burnt into the heads of new players it could solve a lot of problems.

Making quote pyramids isn't popular, either ... :lol:

You know, the entire temple of the mods / we want our magical powers thing started just like this....in a thread just like this...
Enerica
04-06-2004, 20:56
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.

Yeah I know, but if the address of one was burnt into the heads of new players it could solve a lot of problems.

Making quote pyramids isn't popular, either ... :lol:

Quote what nows.. :lol:

(I know I know)

5 is the max I believe.
Lutton
04-06-2004, 20:57
(Hey this thread could be useful as a quick reference thread for new users.)
Have you any clue how often these kinds of threads spring up? People who don't know any of this don't read em.

Yeah I know, but if the address of one was burnt into the heads of new players it could solve a lot of problems.

Making quote pyramids isn't popular, either ... :lol:

You know, the entire temple of the mods / we want our magical powers thing started just like this....in a thread just like this...

Really? good heavens! :shock:
Demo-Bobylon
04-06-2004, 21:19
*Covers ears and waits*
Zoogiedom
04-06-2004, 22:21
Posting FUA's address repeatedly...a surefire Get-Deat-Quick scheme.
MKULTRA
04-06-2004, 22:22
another way to get deated is being too high profile and controversial
Tactical Grace
04-06-2004, 22:30
I've invaded Tactical Grace ;)
:o Damn. My 1.904bn Powerhouse Economy nation's defences have been subverted by love. :?
04-06-2004, 22:33
I've invaded Tactical Grace ;)


Right
04-06-2004, 22:36
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
Myrth
04-06-2004, 22:43
Fail to give Myrth his daily offering.
Onion Pirates
04-06-2004, 22:49
Attempting to innocently amuse yourself. Doing anything other than that sucky rp. Objecting to mistreatment. :evil:
Catholic Europe
04-06-2004, 22:50
Make NS crash....
Sheilanagig
04-06-2004, 23:46
Make NS crash....

Is that what it is? That explains a lot. Not being funny, but I didn't imagine it got so much traffic that it just stressed the server into taking a coffee break. My mistake. I'm gonna go invade Tactical Grace now...;) (j/k! please don't DEAT me!)
Qaaolchoura
04-06-2004, 23:49
Frequently spam a GM's region with page long posts.
Submit approximately one Getting Help report a day, most of them asking to get puppets revived.
Taunt the aforementione GM with foundership of his home state.
Bug Salusa Secondus pretty much constantly.
When you have problems not related to the game, complain to a mod.
Constantly post semi-coherent rants on the forums.
Mention your awe (if not exactly admiration) of Sythia repeatedly.
Send Max an email full of cheeky questions.
8)

With this, you should have no trouble yourself IP banned let alone DEATed. :P

Oh wait. . . :?

Thankee TG for linking me to this on IRC. Fun thread

To be fully honest, although I'm not suprised at not getting DEATed for the above, I'm slightly suprised that [violet] or Reppy haven't set my post count back to zero for my mock complaining about my post-count. To be honest though, it's not my posts that are the problem, it's everybody else's.
Tactical Grace
04-06-2004, 23:50
Hehe, actually, I prefer to do the invading. :D :wink:
Unfree People
04-06-2004, 23:57
I've invaded Tactical Grace ;)
:o Damn. My 1.904bn Powerhouse Economy nation's defences have been subverted by love. :?
Aww. There is that, but I have a 2.752bn Frightening Economy and my Arms Manufactoring sector pwns :P

Heehee, just kidding *hugs TG*
Pax Salam
05-06-2004, 00:08
Not log in for 28 days. (Pax Salam)
Myrth
05-06-2004, 00:11
3.029 billion, Frightening economy.
Myrth über alles.
Tactical Grace
05-06-2004, 00:11
:o Damn. My 1.904bn Powerhouse Economy nation's defences have been subverted by love. :?
Aww. There is that, but I have a 2.752bn Frightening Economy and my Arms Manufactoring sector pwns :P

Heehee, just kidding *hugs TG*
Hehe, although if it did come to a fight, the price would be too heavy. :wink:

[Hugs] :)
Qaaolchoura
05-06-2004, 00:23
3.029 billion, Frightening economy.
Myrth über alles.
Unless TG becmes a GM before you and decides to go Deadeny-deaden, DEATety-DEAT, or play with your stats, Myrthie. :P
Colodia
05-06-2004, 00:25
:o Damn. My 1.904bn Powerhouse Economy nation's defences have been subverted by love. :?
Aww. There is that, but I have a 2.752bn Frightening Economy and my Arms Manufactoring sector pwns :P

Heehee, just kidding *hugs TG*
Hehe, although if it did come to a fight, the price would be too heavy. :wink:

[Hugs] :)

I take it we WON'T see an invasion? :shock: :(

*walks away muttering*
Layarteb
05-06-2004, 00:27
Say stupidest when it isn't a real word.
Cuneo Island
05-06-2004, 00:27
Fail to give Myrth his daily offering.


How muchis that?
Myrth
05-06-2004, 00:30
3.029 billion, Frightening economy.
Myrth über alles.
Unless TG becmes a GM before you and decides to go Deadeny-deaden, DEATety-DEAT, or play with your stats, Myrthie. :P

Pffft, I'll just get Steph to set his population to -5 million :twisted:
Tactical Grace
05-06-2004, 00:36
Unless TG becmes a GM before you and decides to go Deadeny-deaden, DEATety-DEAT, or play with your stats, Myrthie. :P
Pffft, I'll just get Steph to set his population to -5 million :twisted:
Heh, and it wouldn't be long before I exact similar revenge. ;)

Enjoy your imploded economy. :twisted:
Cuneo Island
05-06-2004, 00:37
Hey I noticed something this morning. A mod locked Spoffin's 9,000 post thread.

Are those against the rules now?
Cuneo Island
05-06-2004, 00:44
Well here goes my 5,000th post.
Kahta
05-06-2004, 00:45
-call stephistan crazy, and flame modabees. (kisarazu cats eye)
-post links to FUA (Kisarazu Reborn)
-get drunk and make a thread about killing mods and advocating FUA (Kisarazu Arisen)
-tell the world to suck your dick (Kisarazu Unbroken)

These r things not to do...

whats FUA?
05-06-2004, 00:51
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
Myrth
05-06-2004, 01:24
-call stephistan crazy, and flame modabees. (kisarazu cats eye)
-post links to FUA (Kisarazu Reborn)
-get drunk and make a thread about killing mods and advocating FUA (Kisarazu Arisen)
-tell the world to suck your dick (Kisarazu Unbroken)

These r things not to do...

whats FUA?

It's best you don't know. It's the kind of place that could send your IQ into negative figures.
Daistallia 2104
05-06-2004, 03:22
Post Goatse
Post porn
Be a "cut-and-paste bot"
Argue/whine vigorously against mod decisions to the point of being spam, especially those that are common sensical

-call stephistan crazy, and flame modabees. (kisarazu cats eye)
-post links to FUA (Kisarazu Reborn)
-get drunk and make a thread about killing mods and advocating FUA (Kisarazu Arisen)
-tell the world to suck your dick (Kisarazu Unbroken)

These r things not to do...

whats FUA?

It's best you don't know. It's the kind of place that could send your IQ into negative figures.

Once upon a time there were some posters who behaved boorishly enough to peeve off the mods enough to get Delete-On-Sight-ed. They went elsewhere, and created a forum to their own liking. They invited friends and those friends posted links here. Someone got a porn pop-up when logging in. The mods here banned posting the links, as one may not post porn here. It has been claimed that the porn pop-up problem has been eliminated, however the ban remains in effect.
Also, one of the founders was resentlt DOSed there foor the same sorts of boorish behavior.
The Katholik Kingdom
05-06-2004, 03:30
Not roleplay with the rest of the whiners upstairs.
Demonic Furbies
05-06-2004, 03:32
make as many threads as possible as fast as possible all entiled "spamfest"
Qaaolchoura
05-06-2004, 03:34
whats FUA?

It's best you don't know. It's the kind of place that could send your IQ into negative figures.
<-snip->
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.
Incertonia
05-06-2004, 03:36
Use bb code to dodge the fuck censor.
The Katholik Kingdom
05-06-2004, 03:38
Use bb code to dodge the f--- censor.

You can do that :shock:

You can say fudge?
Japaica
05-06-2004, 03:38
Post tubgirl pics.

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

That site scares the spooge out of me. :shock:
Lapse
05-06-2004, 03:44
sticking up for teh flaming n00bs

code wanking
Lapse
05-06-2004, 03:46
Posting in yellow all the time
Japaica
05-06-2004, 03:47
Posting in yellow all the time

:evil: Making me highlight it so I can see your writing
Incertonia
05-06-2004, 03:48
Using the goddamn eye-rolling smiley.

Well, it ought to be anyway. :lol:
Daistallia 2104
05-06-2004, 03:52
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.
Lapse
05-06-2004, 03:53
Using the goddamn eye-rolling smiley.

Well, it ought to be anyway. :lol: :roll: now thats just stupid :roll: :P
Fluffywuffy
05-06-2004, 04:07
Acting as if you were MagicChina is pretty high on the list for getting deated (how did this term get coined?)
SS DivisionViking
05-06-2004, 04:13
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.

fua is kinda boring and dead, and i seem to pick up annoying spyware, and nasty pop up cookie thingies whenever i visit.
The Katholik Kingdom
05-06-2004, 04:17
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.

fua is kinda boring and dead, and i seem to pick up annoying spyware, and nasty pop up cookie thingies whenever i visit.

It's like getting STD's from a hooker no one else likes.
MKULTRA
05-06-2004, 04:17
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.

fua is kinda boring and dead, and i seem to pick up annoying spyware, and nasty pop up cookie thingies whenever i visit.you should come anyway--maybe you can sponsor a holocaust there :twisted:
Unfree People
05-06-2004, 05:11
Hehe, actually, I prefer to do the invading.
:o :shock: :lol: :D


I take it we WON'T see an invasion? :shock: :(

*walks away muttering*
I guess it all depends on what kind of invasion we're talking about now... :P
SS DivisionViking
05-06-2004, 05:30
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.

fua is kinda boring and dead, and i seem to pick up annoying spyware, and nasty pop up cookie thingies whenever i visit.you should come anyway--maybe you can sponsor a holocaust there :twisted:

i'm already there, occasionally
MKULTRA
05-06-2004, 08:33
To cut to the point, last time I saw, there were three moderators, two of whom were Marathon and Beeker, and the founder admitted to having had so many nations deleted that he lost count.

Yeah, but I figured anyone who didn*t know FUA wouldn*t know Marathon or Beeker either.

fua is kinda boring and dead, and i seem to pick up annoying spyware, and nasty pop up cookie thingies whenever i visit.you should come anyway--maybe you can sponsor a holocaust there :twisted:

i'm already there, occasionallyunder what name?
Qaaolchoura
05-06-2004, 15:39
God Point Daisitallia. Marathon was DEATed in August, and Beeker in December, IIRC, oth way behind us now.

My, it's amazing how time flies. Has it really been 2 days over ten months for me here?