NationStates Jolt Archive

I'll start:

What would Jesus do... for a Klondike bar?

What would Jesus do... If you called him a hippy?

What would Jesus do... If you got into one of those "My dad can beat up your dad" arguments?

What would Jesus do if you caught him masturbating?

What would Jesus do if his mom had given him up for adoption?

What would Jesus do if he found out that a bunch of people took his words, changed them to suit their own needs and made a religion out of it to control people and get money and power from them?

Jesus would abolish relgion, shoot Jerry Fallwell and that homophobic jerk. No not eminemem of course Jesus would kill him too. Nope noneother than the pope. Read Dostvesky and you'll see what I'm talking about.

What would Jesus do . . . if he was pulled over by a cop and delayed for half an hour for being black?

What would Jesus do . . . if he was pulled over by a cop and delayed for half an hour for being black?

I like that one.

Maybe he would part the traffic.

What would Jesus do . . . if he was pulled over by a cop and delayed for half an hour for being black?
I like that one.

Maybe he would part the traffic.
:lol:

What would Jesus do... If you got into one of those "My dad can beat up your dad" arguments?

How strong was Joseph? I don't know that

What would Jesus do if he was indeed married to Mary Magdelene?

Jesus would abolish relgion, shoot Jerry Fallwell and that homophobic jerk. No not eminemem of course Jesus would kill him too. Nope noneother than the pope. Read Dostvesky and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Never realised that Dostuevsky (sp?) could see into the future.

What would Jesus do . . . if he was pulled over by a cop and delayed for half an hour for being black?

Point out he's Jewish?

What would Jesus do if he saw The Passion

or met Opus Dei?

What would Jesus do if you cut him off in traffic?

What would Jesus do if you cut him off in traffic?
Probably smite you.


What would Jesus do if...you offered him a million-dollar ad contract with Pepsi?

What would Jesus have done...if he had been able to find a decent lawyer in Judea?

What would Jesus do...if he met Jeff, Son of the Pink Pony?

What would Jesus do if he saw The Passion

or met Opus Dei?

prolly go psycho at them both 'cause of people hijacking his message

People have told me that in times of trouble I show just ask myself "What would Jesus do?", I tried this, but decided the answer was that Jesus wouldn't have got himself locked out of the house naked when the cops drove past in the first place.

--adapted from someone else's post on Usenet

What would Jesus do if Mary admitted that she had been having an affair before he was born?

What would Jesus do if his daughter decided to marry a Roman?