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Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?

I'm not a doctor or nurse, and I really don't know the answer to this, but on searching through Google I came up with this lovely snippet of information to do with impotence:


Finally a variety of implants can be put into the shaft of the penis. The simplest simply permanently stiffen the penis while more sophisticated implants involve a tiny pump in the scrotum which can pump fluid into the implants producing an erection. These implants need to be inserted surgically under anaesthetic by the Urology doctors at City Hospital and if necessary you can be referred to the relevant doctors to discuss the options.


BIONIC PENIS! :shock:

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Moonshine
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Why would you search for such a thing :shock:

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?

I'm not a doctor or nurse, and I really don't know the answer to this, but on searching through Google I came up with this lovely snippet of information to do with impotence:


Finally a variety of implants can be put into the shaft of the penis. The simplest simply permanently stiffen the penis while more sophisticated implants involve a tiny pump in the scrotum which can pump fluid into the implants producing an erection. These implants need to be inserted surgically under anaesthetic by the Urology doctors at City Hospital and if necessary you can be referred to the relevant doctors to discuss the options.


BIONIC PENIS! :shock:

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Moonshine
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC
*click* Whirrrrrrr

that makes me think of the bionic man, and exactly how much of him was mechanical........

that makes me think of the bionic man, and exactly how much of him was mechanical........

EEWWWWWWW :shock:

Don't say things like that

yay, look at me, i can type all my posts in stupid colors! woopdiidoo!

yay, look at me, i can type all my posts in stupid colors! woopdiidoo!

let's see if you can keep it going

woah! you like, cant even see my post anymore! must have used some kind of crazy stupid color and font size! im like, soooo clever!

the answer is yes, it is a normal physiological response to attain an erection even when unconscious.

for example, with the removal of kidney stones, a flexible cord (with a laser and camera attached) is inserted into the urethra of the penis. This cord travels through the shaft of the penis, through the ureter, bladder, all the way to the kidney. The kidney stone is dissolved after being blasted with the laser.

The penis needs to be erect for proper insertion of the tubing.. otherwise, damage to the penis can occur as the insertion process is quite invasive.

Cheers.

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?The penis' erectile functions are an unconcious reaction, such as hicupping or blinking. It is largely impossible to control (noting that there is evidence to the contrary), however suffice is to say given the stimulus the penis can becoem erect whilst a patient is unconcious.

Its all about the prostate baby. I should get a transplant. Maybe Clinton will posthumously donate his. It is legendary afterall.

Its all about the prostate baby. I should get a transplant. Maybe Clinton will posthumously donate his. It is legendary afterall.

Its all about the prostate baby. I should get a transplant. Maybe Clinton will posthumously donate his. It is legendary afterall.

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?The penis' erectile functions are an unconcious reaction, such as hicupping or blinking. It is largely impossible to control (noting that there is evidence to the contrary), however suffice is to say given the stimulus the penis can becoem erect whilst a patient is unconcious.I'm sorry, is this actual medical proof that there is no connection between a man's brain and his penis? :lol: :lol:

yay, look at me, i can type all my posts in stupid colors! woopdiidoo!

Hey! Only i can wright in red! :x

How'd they test this?!

"Hey guys! Try poking it! Holy shize! Would you look at the size of that thing? Next lets try putting a clothespin on it and wait for it to turn black and fall off!"

yay, look at me, i can type all my posts in stupid colors! woopdiidoo!

Hey! Only i can wright in red! :x

How DO you type in color?

yay, look at me, i can type all my posts in stupid colors! woopdiidoo!

Hey! Only i can wright in red! :x

How DO you type in color?

Easily

No, really how do you type in color? I want to annoy people, too! *pout*

Fine i'll message you

No, really how do you type in color? I want to annoy people, too! *pout*I don't know I should be supporting this, but you put these tags around the text you want in color[code:1:182b0c92e9][color=red][/color][/code:1:182b0c92e9]

When you hit "post reply", theres a link in the left hand corner that says "BBCode (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/faq.php?mode=bbcode)is ON". Click it.

No, really how do you type in color? I want to annoy people, too! *pout*I don't know I should be supporting this, but you put these tags around the text you want in color[code:1:4e48269e09][color=red][/color][/code:1:4e48269e09]

Now my computer has gone wacko, one minute...

On topic:

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?The penis' erectile functions are an unconcious reaction, such as hicupping or blinking. It is largely impossible to control (noting that there is evidence to the contrary), however suffice is to say given the stimulus the penis can becoem erect whilst a patient is unconcious.I'm sorry, is this actual medical proof that there is no connection between a man's brain and his penis? :lol: :lol:

No, really how do you type in color? I want to annoy people, too! *pout*I don't know I should be supporting this, but you put these tags around the text you want in color[color=red][/color][/code:1:01c0a3c2d7]

Got it[/code]

apparently not

[/stupidity]


That should do it!

When you hit "post reply", theres a link in the left hand corner that says "BBCode (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/faq.php?mode=bbcode)is ON". Click it.

Now, I've got it.

Wow. It worked!

Anyway, you and your knocker-outer are going to have a fun conversation-

"So if it gets up, give it a good quarter turn. Got it?"

No, really how do you type in color? I want to annoy people, too! *pout*I don't know I should be supporting this, but you put these tags around the text you want in color[color=red][/color][/code:1:dbda2a6022]

Got it[/code]

apparently not

[/stupidity]


That should do it!

You are absolutely right, I'm a complete jackass.

For doctors & nurses only:

Can a man under general anasthetic 'rise'?The penis' erectile functions are an unconcious reaction, such as hicupping or blinking. It is largely impossible to control (noting that there is evidence to the contrary), however suffice is to say given the stimulus the penis can becoem erect whilst a patient is unconcious.I'm sorry, is this actual medical proof that there is no connection between a man's brain and his penis? :lol: :lol:In a way...