NationStates Jolt Archive


The Duel of York

Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:01
*Bids Lapse welcome*

Draw your pointing stick, good sir.

*Takes out a particularly lethal sword*
Lapse
04-06-2004, 10:02
*takes out two electric eels*

ready stranger?
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:04
*Rubs poisons onto his pointing stick*

I am, sir. I am indeed.

*Goes into a swift motion of striking*
Lapse
04-06-2004, 10:05
*Rubs poisons onto his pointing stick*

I am, sir. I am indeed.

*Goes into a swift motion of striking*
*Blocks with one eel*
*makes a strike at MDs head with the other one*
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:08
*Rubs poisons onto his pointing stick*

I am, sir. I am indeed.

*Goes into a swift motion of striking*
*Blocks with one eel*
*makes a strike at MDs head with the other one*

*Quickly ducks underneath the strike, uppercutting Lapse on the ear*

*Strikes at his feet*
Lapse
04-06-2004, 10:10
*jumpsover the blade*
*checks ear is still there*
*creates an electric arc between teh two electric eels andbrings the arc behind mds back then pulls forward bringing MD into the arc*
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:13
*jumpsover the blade*
*checks ear is still there*
*creates an electric arc between teh two electric eels andbrings the arc behind mds back then pulls forward bringing MD into the arc*

*Destroys the arc with his funky brainwaves*

*Spontaneously combusts*
04-06-2004, 10:13
*gauntlet in hand*

*approaches both MD and lapse*

*slaps them in the face with said gauntlet*

I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at dawn!
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:14
*gauntlet in hand*

*approaches both MD and lapse*

*slaps them in the face with said gauntlet*

I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at dawn!

Nae!

Pistols be no weapon for my courtyard!

*Throws viper a sword*
Lapse
04-06-2004, 10:16
*gauntlet in hand*

*approaches both MD and lapse*

*slaps them in the face with said gauntlet*

I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at dawn!

Nae!

Pistols be no weapon for my courtyard!

*Throws viper a sword* *intersect sword with eel*
Leave the lady out of this...wait she wanted to kill us :evil:
*advances upon BV with eels held high*
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:17
*Circles around them both*
04-06-2004, 10:17
Pistols? No pistols? But I am the Water Pistol Champion of the World! I can hit a yak at 200 yards!
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:18
Pistols? No pistols? But I am the Water Pistol Champion of the World! I can hit a yak at 200 yards!

You want to fight with a yak? :?
Lapse
04-06-2004, 10:22
Pistols? No pistols? But I am the Water Pistol Champion of the World! I can hit a yak at 200 yards!

You want to fight with a yak? :? There are only dogs..kittens, vipers and a few other animals here... havenmt seen a yak around
04-06-2004, 10:28
Pistols? No pistols? But I am the Water Pistol Champion of the World! I can hit a yak at 200 yards!

You want to fight with a yak? :? There are only dogs..kittens, vipers and a few other animals here... havenmt seen a yak around

*gets out yak costume*
Here you go, sweet Lapse!
Lapse
05-06-2004, 03:09
Pistols? No pistols? But I am the Water Pistol Champion of the World! I can hit a yak at 200 yards!

You want to fight with a yak? :? There are only dogs..kittens, vipers and a few other animals here... havenmt seen a yak around

*gets out yak costume*
Here you go, sweet Lapse!yay :D

*puts on yak costume*

so why did we need the yak?