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Clone Me.

Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:23
I've decided that if they ever develop human cloning that I'm gonna volunteer my DNA and get a few more of me made. :D

Do you think the world would be better off, or worse off if there were more than one of you?
NewXmen
04-06-2004, 09:25
Go for it! BTW how's the married life? Did you tell her you love her today?
Mad Morty Flint
04-06-2004, 09:26
Would that be like the two Rimmers? :D

i think the world would be a livlier place with more of YOU in it.
It could probably do without more of me, though. :?

seriously, i hope they never manage to invent it... *shudders*
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:29
Go for it! BTW how's the married life? Did you tell her you love her today?

Does a goodbye smooch on her way out the door to go to work count?

Married life is treating me very well. My baby keeps me on my toes, and I keep my wife on HER toes. :D
NewXmen
04-06-2004, 09:36
Go for it! BTW how's the married life? Did you tell her you love her today?

Does a goodbye smooch on her way out the door to go to work count?

Married life is treating me very well. My baby keeps me on my toes, and I keep my wife on HER toes. :D

Smooch +5% happiness quotient, "I love You" +10%.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:38
Go for it! BTW how's the married life? Did you tell her you love her today?

Does a goodbye smooch on her way out the door to go to work count?

Married life is treating me very well. My baby keeps me on my toes, and I keep my wife on HER toes. :D

Smooch +5% happiness quotient, "I love You" +10%.

And if I pounce and tickle her like a lunatic as soon as she walks in the door? What does that get me? :)
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:40
I think it would get you a nice gift when you come home 8)
NewXmen
04-06-2004, 09:40
Go for it! BTW how's the married life? Did you tell her you love her today?

Does a goodbye smooch on her way out the door to go to work count?

Married life is treating me very well. My baby keeps me on my toes, and I keep my wife on HER toes. :D

Smooch +5% happiness quotient, "I love You" +10%.

And if I pounce and tickle her like a lunatic as soon as she walks in the door? What does that get me? :)

I don't know. You tell me.
Quillaz
04-06-2004, 09:41
Clones. Wouldn't that just increase the population? We can't even feed a large portion of our population, imagine what it would be like with clones.
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:41
Clones. Wouldn't that just increase the population? We can't even feed a large portion of our population, imagine what it would be like with clones.
But I think we need more of him, at least just one more
NewXmen
04-06-2004, 09:43
Clones. Wouldn't that just increase the population? We can't even feed a large portion of our population, imagine what it would be like with clones.
But I think we need more of him, at least just one more
I'll see your pair and raise ya by two.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:43
And if I pounce and tickle her like a lunatic as soon as she walks in the door? What does that get me? :)

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't think I should. :wink:
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:44
And if I pounce and tickle her like a lunatic as soon as she walks in the door? What does that get me? :)

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't think I should. :wink:
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
04-06-2004, 09:45
Clones. Wouldn't that just increase the population? We can't even feed a large portion of our population, imagine what it would be like with clones.

yes, we'd have to ban sex... :?
NewXmen
04-06-2004, 09:45
And if I pounce and tickle her like a lunatic as soon as she walks in the door? What does that get me? :)

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't think I should. :wink:

Okay.
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 09:45
Clones. Wouldn't that just increase the population? We can't even feed a large portion of our population, imagine what it would be like with clones.

yes, we'd have to ban sex... :?

Hi 8)
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:47
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?

This past January.
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 09:48
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?

This past January.

Past?

Like two Januaries ago?
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:48
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?

This past January.
Wow that is some time ago, have I really not talked to you for that long?
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:50
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?

This past January.

Past?

Like two Januaries ago?

No, January 2004. Not that long ato at all. My little goofball was born in April.
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:52
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 09:52
I did not know you got married, how long ago was this?

This past January.

Past?

Like two Januaries ago?

No, January 2004. Not that long ato at all. My little goofball was born in April.

Lol.

Hey what happened to your post count? Shouldn't it be alot higher?

And back on subject

No I wouldn't get them to clone me, because they would be just like me and have my thoughts and memories and everything.

Scenario: You wake up one morning in some weird lab. You remember going to sleep like it was just another day. You're like wtf? Someone comes in and tells you that you are a clone. How bad would that feel?
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:54
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:54
Lol.

Hey what happened to your post count? Shouldn't it be alot higher?

And back on subject

No I wouldn't get them to clone me, because they would be just like me and have my thoughts and memories and everything.

Scenario: You wake up one morning in some weird lab. You remember going to sleep like it was just another day. You're like wtf? Someone comes in and tells you that you are a clone. How bad would that feel?

I don't think it works that way. Just your DNA gets put in an egg and then the child is born just like you were and they have memories all of their own. This would prove if humans are born with what they will become later in life or not.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:55
Lol.

Hey what happened to your post count? Shouldn't it be alot higher?

And back on subject

No I wouldn't get them to clone me, because they would be just like me and have my thoughts and memories and everything.

Scenario: You wake up one morning in some weird lab. You remember going to sleep like it was just another day. You're like wtf? Someone comes in and tells you that you are a clone. How bad would that feel?

I returned from the grave. :o
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 09:55
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?
The Atheists Reality
04-06-2004, 09:56
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.

Asahalan=lord of creation, good name for a kid eh?
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 09:56
I returned from the grave. :o

Oooh, I get it.

Welcome back 8)
Lunatic Goofballs
04-06-2004, 09:58
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?

It's the server. Server frustration is still very high with me. It is costing us good people, both old and new. :(
The Atheists Reality
04-06-2004, 09:59
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?

It's the server. Server frustration is still very high with me. It is costing us good people, both old and new. :(

WE SHALL PERSEVERE! :P
Aspen Clark
04-06-2004, 10:00
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?

It's the server. Server frustration is still very high with me. It is costing us good people, both old and new. :(
Oh I know I remember the days when I had a post count, now look at me, or you for that matter. You have been hit even harder. There are so many rules now, they get rid of everything.
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:00
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?

It's the server. Server frustration is still very high with me. It is costing us good people, both old and new. :(

WE SHALL PERSEVERE! :P

TAR has a far too high level of patience
The Atheists Reality
04-06-2004, 10:02
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.
Wow it really has been a long time, still remember me do you? I missed you around here, so many people have gone, it is just not the same :?

It's the server. Server frustration is still very high with me. It is costing us good people, both old and new. :(

WE SHALL PERSEVERE! :P

TAR has a far too high level of patience

i can wait for eternity
Troon
04-06-2004, 10:05
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.

Hey, what's wrong with Andrew?

Anyway, cloning you would be useful. That way, one of you could be on the forums all day posting funny stuff, while the other one(s) dealt with life and less meaningful things... :)
Mutant Dogs
04-06-2004, 10:06
i can wait for eternity

You will be waiting for eternity before Jolt comes. 8)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
04-06-2004, 10:20
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

aw, you have a gooflet, LG? :D I can just picture him!
04-06-2004, 10:38
And you have a baby also? girl or boy? what is her/his name?

Boy. Against my better judgement, his name is Andrew.

I had better ideas, but wifey shot em down.

Asahalan=lord of creation, good name for a kid eh?

Pfft, I can beat that.

Ok, ready? Now if it's a boy....







Testiculus!
Lunatic Spoofballs
04-06-2004, 11:07
I've decided that if they ever develop human cloning that I'm gonna volunteer my DNA and get a few more of me made. :D

Do you think the world would be better off, or worse off if there were more than one of you?

Done and Done. And I mean done!

*dusts off hands*
Kleptonis
04-06-2004, 11:20
Now, would I like to be cloned.... Nah, you can't clone perfection, so making any clones of me will just make more jealous people. :lol:
Lutton
04-06-2004, 11:32
Now, would I like to be cloned.... Nah, you can't clone perfection, so making any clones of me will just make more jealous people. :lol:

But if they cloned other people, think how many more brains there would be for you to eat ... :evil: