Is France Next? If not, it should be...
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:20
Personally, i think we should leave that pit of sand that some people call the middle east, and move on to Europe.
Most of all France. I like most of the countries of Europe, including england, spain, russia, germany, sweden, etc... but France just gets on my nerves. And trust me, ive hated france far longer then the bush administration has been in power.
Chirac is an asshole, the french as a stereotype (and stereotypes are just overdone realities) are arrogant assholes, and this failed country needs to go! Im all for an invasion of france, whos with me!?
[disclaimer]- please keep the flaming on the low... if you dont think that the french are escargot/cigarette eating pussies, then please argue with me in a civilized fashion and tell me why you believe they are not. If I have time, i will present real theories about why i think the french are a bad example of humanity.
BackwoodsSquatches
04-06-2004, 06:21
Youve been watching too much fox News....
Hating the French is stupid.
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:23
The argument against your is too easy; "The French" represents a body of people so diverse that no single statement can excapsulate them all in a meaningful fashion. By saying that "The French" are this or that, you are not creating meaningful statements. When you can restrict your language to create meaning, then we can talk about who's a good example of humanity and who's bad.
New Auburnland
04-06-2004, 06:23
http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/posters/hey_france_for_website.gif
The Crazy Karate Guy
04-06-2004, 06:24
incorrect, hating france is a fun exercise, and helps relieve stress, as well as make for some great laughs.
I'll enlist in the Airborne if we go to war in france. I wanna jump into Normandy like they did 60 years ago!
Insane Troll
04-06-2004, 06:24
Why are French streets lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:25
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:25
http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/posters/hey_france_for_website.gif :lol:
Insane Troll
04-06-2004, 06:26
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Incidentally, many americans are also assholes.
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
<---- American. Not a stupid asshole of a fatass. Just the American. Hold the mayo.
Contopon
04-06-2004, 06:27
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:27
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Incidentally, many americans are also assholes.
so are many europeans. on the whole, westerners are pretty much shitheads. and thats the way i like it.
Escargo (sp?) is delicious. Second best food ever. And that's why France is better than America.
Stephistan
04-06-2004, 06:28
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:28
Escargo (sp?) is delicious. Second best food ever. And that's why France is better than America.
no, escargot is disgusting. sashimi is delicious. pizza is delicious. escargot is dirt with snails mixed in.
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:28
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
Insane Troll
04-06-2004, 06:29
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
........YEAH!
Escargo (sp?) is delicious. Second best food ever. And that's why France is better than America.
no, escargot is disgusting. sashimi is delicious. pizza is delicious. escargot is dirt with snails mixed in.
No, no... Excargot is garlic with a snail for texture.
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:31
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
No. There is a test of factuality that can be given which itself renders a fact, not an opinion. That said, there's really no such thing as a fact, only a perception, but that's another discussion entirely.
New Auburnland
04-06-2004, 06:32
The argument against your is too easy; "The French" represents a body of people so diverse that no single statement can excapsulate them all in a meaningful fashion.
France diverse? Please...
The USA is diverse. The USA allows Muslim childern to wear their religious head dress to school, France does not. France is about as diverse as Iowa.
No offense to the Iowains in here
Stephistan
04-06-2004, 06:33
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
Isn't every thing?
I love when George Carlin does his skit on "Situation" When you're in a public place if you're causing trouble.. they get on the phone or their radio's.. and say "I think we have a situation .. umm yeah, every thing is a situation.. as every thing is an opinion.. The beauty of choice.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
No. There is a test of factuality that can be given which itself renders a fact, not an opinion. That said, there's really no such thing as a fact, only a perception, but that's another discussion entirely.
So your saying, that in a universe with a limitless amount of possibilities, saying that anything actually happened is mere speculation based on random data?
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:34
The argument against your is too easy; "The French" represents a body of people so diverse that no single statement can excapsulate them all in a meaningful fashion.
France diverse? Please...
The USA is diverse. The USA allows Muslim childern to wear their religious head dress to school, France does not. France is about as diverse as Iowa.
No offense to the Iowains in here
Listen, France is sort of diverse. with a large muslim population. but the fact is that france religiously oppresses this large muslim population. diversity without tolerance is not a good mix.
Contopon
04-06-2004, 06:35
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
But it creates the possibility that A in this case is C. That's why I made the last part a question.
Greater Valia
04-06-2004, 06:35
http://www.protestwarrior.com/images/posters/hey_france_for_website.gif
so.....awsome!!!! :D
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:36
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
No. There is a test of factuality that can be given which itself renders a fact, not an opinion. That said, there's really no such thing as a fact, only a perception, but that's another discussion entirely.
So your saying, that in a universe with a limitless amount of possibilities, saying that anything actually happened is mere speculation based on random data?
I'm saying that your conception (model) of the universe, held within your head, is necessarily smaller than the universe itself and is limitted in its accurateness to the acuteness of your senses and the truthfulness (if you will) or your brain. You can never say for sure that anything actually happened, but you can say beyond a reasonable doubt that it did. Essentially you can say that there's a 99.999999% chance that something is the way you think it is, but never 100%.
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:37
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
But it creates the possibility that A in this case is C. That's why I made the last part a question.
What I'm saying is that it doesn't "make" him French, but it does not rule out the possibility that he is French either.
New Auburnland
04-06-2004, 06:38
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
But it creates the possibility that A in this case is C. That's why I made the last part a question.
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:38
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
But it creates the possibility that A in this case is C. That's why I made the last part a question.
No im not french. No french blood is in me. none. im just an american asshole. a western asshole, if u would.
Stephistan
04-06-2004, 06:39
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
No. There is a test of factuality that can be given which itself renders a fact, not an opinion. That said, there's really no such thing as a fact, only a perception, but that's another discussion entirely.
So your saying, that in a universe with a limitless amount of possibilities, saying that anything actually happened is mere speculation based on random data?
Yes, basically.. two people can witness the exact same thing and take away from it a multitude of different things from it.. and they may not be the same as the other person who's just watched the exact same thing.. every thing is perception. We all believe what we believe makes sense.. (unless you have really low self esteem) yeah, it's perception.. Heck even the low self esteem is perception.. it's the commonality in life to look for the things that are different, Don't! Look for the things that are the same.
Contopon
04-06-2004, 06:39
I said the "stereotype" of the french.
all stereotypes really are rooted in reality. I know this, because i know that many Americans are stupid, ignorant, fatasses.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
You said the French as a stereotype are assholes.
You said you are an asshole.
Does this make you French?
That's faulty logic. A is a B and C is a B does not make C an A.
But it creates the possibility that A in this case is C. That's why I made the last part a question.
What I'm saying is that it doesn't "make" him French, but it does not rule out the possibility that he is French either.
Point conceded.
<---- American. Not a stupid, ignorant fatass. just an asshole.
Well, wouldn't that really be a matter of opinion?
Saying that it's a matter of opinion would be an opinion itself, correct?
No. There is a test of factuality that can be given which itself renders a fact, not an opinion. That said, there's really no such thing as a fact, only a perception, but that's another discussion entirely.
So your saying, that in a universe with a limitless amount of possibilities, saying that anything actually happened is mere speculation based on random data?
I'm saying that your conception (model) of the universe, held within your head, is necessarily smaller than the universe itself and is limitted in its accurateness to the acuteness of your senses and the truthfulness (if you will) or your brain. You can never say for sure that anything actually happened, but you can say beyond a reasonable doubt that it did. Essentially you can say that there's a 99.999999% chance that something is the way you think it is, but never 100%.
Exactly. What we predict is never accurate. There are an infinate amount of possibilities something can end up with. I may blow up right now thanks to lack of air pressure. However, what are the chances of what? About .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% is an estimate.
What are the chances that I will reply?
Well, even though I'm typing this, there is a mere 87% chance that you will read this. Lag and other factors play in the game.
Thus, you have the universe. Enjoy, you cannot understand it!
*and I'll spend 2 hours awake in bed tonite*
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:40
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
You're right, but don't use the equal sign because it implies reciprocity which the logic "A is a B" does not.
New Auburnland
04-06-2004, 06:43
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
You're right, but don't use the equal sign because it implies reciprocity which the logic "A is a B" does not.
sorry, i did not feel like typing that
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:44
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
You're right, but don't use the equal sign because it implies reciprocity which the logic "A is a B" does not.
ive never been good with math or logic. im a history-language dude, not a math-science dude.
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:44
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
You're right, but don't use the equal sign because it implies reciprocity which the logic "A is a B" does not.
sorry, i did not feel like typing that
I know the feeling, but I'm OCD so I'll always type it out. :D
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:47
For example....
A. A german shepard.
B. A dog
C. A poodle.
just because A = b and c=b doesn't mean c=a.
You're right, but don't use the equal sign because it implies reciprocity which the logic "A is a B" does not.
ive never been good with math or logic. im a history-language dude, not a math-science dude.
I'm a math-language kinda guy myself. Though I do find history and art interesting, I'm just not naturally as good at them as at math and math based pursuits.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:47
love history, despise math.
love history, despise math.
your the splitting academic twin of me
Uzebettagetoffmyland
04-06-2004, 06:49
love history, despise math.
I love pretty much all subjects, but not anywhere near every teacher and certainly not all homework.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 06:49
oops, gotta go. ill be back soon though...
The Sixth Eagle
04-06-2004, 06:55
Ditto. :lol:
Reasons France does not suck:
1. "Le Imperatif"- If you do someone a favour, its ettiquite for them to offer you a drink or two of Cognac (Guys) or Port (Girls), and Cheese or other food. Which means that if you are a postman delivering parcels, you end up quite tanked up after a hard days work :lol:. That's just cool. I don't know any other culture that shows that kind of gratitude to a stranger...certainly not Anglo-saxon culture.
2. Their food is great.
3. The US war of independence: Guess you guys forgot about that one, huh?
4. Despite what you may think, they aren't arrogant. They'll bend over backwards (and smile doing it) for any foreigner. Oh, provided they aren't American. Wonder why? Could it be....nah, everyone *loves* the US of A no matter what they do or say. (hey, that rhymed, cool)
5. The metric system- They pioneered and delivered to the world, apart from the stubborn US of course, a convienient and logical system of temperature and physical measurement.
6. Okay, Okay, So they lost to the Germans in WW2 and had to be bailed out big time. However, in WW1, they paid so dearly for their national independence that they lost more people proportionally than any major belligerent, and inflicted more casualties as well. Their contribution to the war effort was far greater than that of the US in that war.
That'll do for now. More to come later.
Oh, and by the way, the headscarf rule also applies to Christians wearing crosses. So technically, it isn't discrimination against Muslims alone.
your right. It's discrimination against religousation (I had to say it)
And you forgot the Statue of Liberty. How can WE AMERICANS POSSIBLY forget that
your right. It's discrimination against religousation (I had to say it)
And you forgot the Statue of Liberty. How can WE AMERICANS POSSIBLY forget that
Yeah. Keep your own views on that if you will, but the law isnt aimed at anyone in particular.
Oh, I also forgot the Louisiana purchase. It was basically a throwaway.
your right. It's discrimination against religousation (I had to say it)
And you forgot the Statue of Liberty. How can WE AMERICANS POSSIBLY forget that
Yeah. Keep your own views on that if you will, but the law isnt aimed at anyone in particular.
Oh, I also forgot the Louisiana purchase. It was basically a throwaway.
Napo-LEON! [/accent]
Sheilanagig
04-06-2004, 07:25
Reasons France does not suck:
2. Their food is great.
4. Despite what you may think, they aren't arrogant. They'll bend over backwards (and smile doing it) for any foreigner. Oh, provided they aren't American. Wonder why? Could it be....nah, everyone *loves* the US of A no matter what they do or say. (hey, that rhymed, cool)
5. The metric system- They pioneered and delivered to the world, apart from the stubborn US of course, a convienient and logical system of temperature and physical measurement.
I agree wholeheartedly with all of these. I have to say, though, that even as an American, when I was in France, they were the coolest, nicest, funniest people. It all depends on your attitude when you go there. If you don't expect everything to be as it is in America, (of course, the british do this too. They build a pub and a chip shop everyplace they're likely to holiday.) they'll do everything they can to be helpful. Go into it with a sense of humor, and try to meet them halfway. If you'll try to ask for what you want in french, they'll usually put you out of your misery and talk to you in english. ;)
Ascensia
04-06-2004, 08:07
Reasons France does not suck:
1. "Le Imperatif"- If you do someone a favour, its ettiquite for them to offer you a drink or two of Cognac (Guys) or Port (Girls), and Cheese or other food. Which means that if you are a postman delivering parcels, you end up quite tanked up after a hard days work :lol:. That's just cool. I don't know any other culture that shows that kind of gratitude to a stranger...certainly not Anglo-saxon culture.
I'm quite sure this isn't nearly as widespread as you are professing it is. Incidentally, we give our mailman Coffee every day.
2. Their food is great.
French food has given us very good things, and also very bad things, like any style of cooking. Try a salmon and oyster log cake and tell me french food is still nice, bleh.
3. The US war of independence: Guess you guys forgot about that one, huh?
That was the will of the monarch, a person who the modern French has nothing to do with.
And if you people hadn't come over, had your soldiers not returned influenced by American government and culture, your 1789 revolution would have been quite delayed.
4. Despite what you may think, they aren't arrogant. They'll bend over backwards (and smile doing it) for any foreigner. Oh, provided they aren't American. Wonder why? Could it be....nah, everyone *loves* the US of A no matter what they do or say. (hey, that rhymed, cool)
I know exactly why. They resent the fact that as they decline, we rise. They resent how Americans and our partners the Japanese almost bought up their country in the 80s. They resent anyone who is stronger than they.
5. The metric system- They pioneered and delivered to the world, apart from the stubborn US of course, a convienient and logical system of temperature and physical measurement.
I find the Imperial system quite convenient and logical, I grew up with it.
6. Okay, Okay, So they lost to the Germans in WW2 and had to be bailed out big time. However, in WW1, they paid so dearly for their national independence that they lost more people proportionally than any major belligerent, and inflicted more casualties as well. Their contribution to the war effort was far greater than that of the US in that war.
But if not for the U.S. they would have lost. U.S. trade kept the allied powers afloat when their resources were stretched thin. U.S. troops reinforced the battered lines during that final, brutal German attack aimed at Paris.
Oh, and by the way, the headscarf rule also applies to Christians wearing crosses. So technically, it isn't discrimination against Muslims alone.
So they oppress all religious people, something to be very proud of. Hm... Where else did they oppress the religious... *calls up Chirac* Stalin? Is that you, buddy? Or is it Mao?
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 08:37
Reasons France does not suck:
1. "Le Imperatif"- If you do someone a favour, its ettiquite for them to offer you a drink or two of Cognac (Guys) or Port (Girls), and Cheese or other food. Which means that if you are a postman delivering parcels, you end up quite tanked up after a hard days work :lol:. That's just cool. I don't know any other culture that shows that kind of gratitude to a stranger...certainly not Anglo-saxon culture.
2. Their food is great.
3. The US war of independence: Guess you guys forgot about that one, huh?
4. Despite what you may think, they aren't arrogant. They'll bend over backwards (and smile doing it) for any foreigner. Oh, provided they aren't American. Wonder why? Could it be....nah, everyone *loves* the US of A no matter what they do or say. (hey, that rhymed, cool)
5. The metric system- They pioneered and delivered to the world, apart from the stubborn US of course, a convienient and logical system of temperature and physical measurement.
6. Okay, Okay, So they lost to the Germans in WW2 and had to be bailed out big time. However, in WW1, they paid so dearly for their national independence that they lost more people proportionally than any major belligerent, and inflicted more casualties as well. Their contribution to the war effort was far greater than that of the US in that war.
That'll do for now. More to come later.
Oh, and by the way, the headscarf rule also applies to Christians wearing crosses. So technically, it isn't discrimination against Muslims alone.
1. Le Imperblabla - i dont want to give my guests expensive alchohol and food.
2. I hate frog legs.
3. We would have won without the frogs, it just would have taken more time. The French role in the US independence is overplayed.
4. Parisians and big city French are known to be arrogant and inhospitable. i dont have that much of a problem with hics and small town ppl.
5 Metric can eat shit. I know it, and i still dont like it. maybe it makes more sense, but when have i choosen the side of sanity?
6. The French were the biggest contributer to the rise of the nazis and the wreck of WWII by their die-hard advocation of the versailles treaty. Refusing the rational opinion of the other powers, Germany was subjected to huge inflation, horrible taxation and retrobution, and super loss of pride. When they got it back, it came in force. Force enough to fuck france and the rest of europe up.
7. Small crosses are allowed. guess that blows your whole no discrimination thing.
Emparium
04-06-2004, 09:17
Personally, i think we should leave that pit of sand that some people call the middle east, and move on to Europe.
Most of all France. I like most of the countries of Europe, including england, spain, russia, germany, sweden, etc... but France just gets on my nerves. And trust me, ive hated france far longer then the bush administration has been in power.
Chirac is an asshole, the french as a stereotype (and stereotypes are just overdone realities) are arrogant assholes, and this failed country needs to go! Im all for an invasion of france, whos with me!?
[disclaimer]- please keep the flaming on the low... if you dont think that the french are escargot/cigarette eating pussies, then please argue with me in a civilized fashion and tell me why you believe they are not. If I have time, i will present real theories about why i think the french are a bad example of humanity.
HEY!i used to live in that pit of sand and it was actually amazing i mean come on thats where most of civiliztion began :x
Detsl-stan
04-06-2004, 09:20
Don't worry, my American friends! Not everyone hates you like the eevil, eevil Frenchies:
http://school.newsweek.com/tg/images/cartoon_2004_01_26.gif
Oyez. Feel the love.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 13:12
Reasons France does not suck:
1. "Le Imperatif"- If you do someone a favour, its ettiquite for them to offer you a drink or two of Cognac (Guys) or Port (Girls), and Cheese or other food. Which means that if you are a postman delivering parcels, you end up quite tanked up after a hard days work :lol:. That's just cool. I don't know any other culture that shows that kind of gratitude to a stranger...certainly not Anglo-saxon culture.
2. Their food is great.
3. The US war of independence: Guess you guys forgot about that one, huh?
4. Despite what you may think, they aren't arrogant. They'll bend over backwards (and smile doing it) for any foreigner. Oh, provided they aren't American. Wonder why? Could it be....nah, everyone *loves* the US of A no matter what they do or say. (hey, that rhymed, cool)
5. The metric system- They pioneered and delivered to the world, apart from the stubborn US of course, a convienient and logical system of temperature and physical measurement.
6. Okay, Okay, So they lost to the Germans in WW2 and had to be bailed out big time. However, in WW1, they paid so dearly for their national independence that they lost more people proportionally than any major belligerent, and inflicted more casualties as well. Their contribution to the war effort was far greater than that of the US in that war.
That'll do for now. More to come later.
Oh, and by the way, the headscarf rule also applies to Christians wearing crosses. So technically, it isn't discrimination against Muslims alone.
1. Le Imperblabla - i dont want to give my guests expensive alchohol and food.
2. I hate frog legs.
3. We would have won without the frogs, it just would have taken more time. The French role in the US independence is overplayed.
4. Parisians and big city French are known to be arrogant and inhospitable. i dont have that much of a problem with hics and small town ppl.
5 Metric can eat shit. I know it, and i still dont like it. maybe it makes more sense, but when have i choosen the side of sanity?
6. The French were the biggest contributer to the rise of the nazis and the wreck of WWII by their die-hard advocation of the versailles treaty. Refusing the rational opinion of the other powers, Germany was subjected to huge inflation, horrible taxation and retrobution, and super loss of pride. When they got it back, it came in force. Force enough to f--- france and the rest of europe up.
7. Small crosses are allowed. guess that blows your whole no discrimination thing.
BUMP!
incorrect, hating france is a fun exercise, and helps relieve stress, as well as make for some great laughs.
I'll enlist in the Airborne if we go to war in france. I wanna jump into Normandy like they did 60 years ago!
And I happen to agree, so
How do Frenchmen in the UN vote?
With both hands.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
The answer isn't known; it's never been tried.
Kisarazu Exemplar
04-06-2004, 16:39
incorrect, hating france is a fun exercise, and helps relieve stress, as well as make for some great laughs.
I'll enlist in the Airborne if we go to war in france. I wanna jump into Normandy like they did 60 years ago!
And I happen to agree, so
How do Frenchmen in the UN vote?
With both hands.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
The answer isn't known; it's never been tried. :lol:
Yugolsavia
05-06-2004, 00:42
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Personally, i think we should leave that pit of sand that some people call the middle east, and move on to Europe.
Most of all France. I like most of the countries of Europe, including england, spain, russia, germany, sweden, etc... but France just gets on my nerves. And trust me, ive hated france far longer then the bush administration has been in power.
Chirac is an asshole, the french as a stereotype (and stereotypes are just overdone realities) are arrogant assholes, and this failed country needs to go! Im all for an invasion of france, whos with me!?
[disclaimer]- please keep the flaming on the low... if you dont think that the french are escargot/cigarette eating pussies, then please argue with me in a civilized fashion and tell me why you believe they are not. If I have time, i will present real theories about why i think the french are a bad example of humanity.
:D :D
I do agree. France is a place for snail/frog eating, overopinonated, cigar smoking whine drinking commie pansy ass fags. There is a line between gay and stright and between that line is the French but they lead more towards the gay side. I hated the French way before the Iraq war. Also they find small boobs attractive. That probaably is because they are trying to picture their boyfriends on their girls chests. Also the woman don't shave their arm pits probably because they know a American tourist with a shlong bigger then 1 millimeter (biggest penis size for the French) will come and bone them silly. Also they are nazi sympithizers. they very willingly gave their religous minoritys to the Germans. Don't agrue they had a tactical disadvantage because the Slavs were close to the Germans but they kicked Hitlers ass so bad his "Aryans" had to retreat. Also every war they fought they get their commie asses handed to them. They should make it a motto in France "we Surrender". Also with their arrogance pretending their wine is the best and acting like the Americans would not know good whine from Kool-aid. But:
A. Our whine kicks their whines ass
B. We don't like whine we like Beer.
C. Whine is for a bunch of guys that don't like girls.
Also lets face it the French love to call us Imperialist but we fought the Viatemese kicked their ass. Bussiness ase usual for them. Also with Americans we make Cigar smoking look tough they make Cigar smoking look gayer then a Cher consert. And one last thing i bet you could put dog shit in a french restaurant say it is a cuisine and people would say by the looks of their crappy cooking it probably is. By the way escargot sucks ass.
Yugolsavia
05-06-2004, 00:45
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Tactical Grace
05-06-2004, 01:04
Locking for trolling, and compiling a list of the lucky lucky recipients of official warnings.
And the winners are: Kisarazu Exemplar, New Auburnland, Yugolsavia.
KE almost certainly gets an IP ban on next offence, Yugoslavia gets a deletion on next offence. NA may get one more chance, depending on circumstances. EDIT: Previous warning found, therefore deletion on next offence.
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