NationStates Jolt Archive

I'd be a pencil. EVERYONE NEEDS ME! MWA HA HA HA!

And you?

I'd be a pencil. EVERYONE NEEDS ME! MWA HA HA HA!

And you?

a liger plushie :D

a giant roll of tin foil

Duct tape. You can do anything with that crap.

a blanket....a big warm fuzzy one!
because I love big warm fuzzy blankets

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

Just for a perverted joke I thought up.


I'd be a bra, I'd always be touching tits.

Not really, I'd probably be a boat in the Bahamas, I'd never get hot or cold.

Just for a perverted joke I thought up.


I'd be a bra, I'd always be touching tits.

Not really, I'd probably be a boat in the Bahamas, I'd never get hot or cold. Provided the temperature stayed good.

hmm. . .

sunglasses, they're just cool. 8)

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

haha, funneh :roll: :P

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

haha, funneh
Damn straight.

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

haha, funneh
I R SMILIE SPAMMER.

:P

No... If you were an inanimate object you'd be a corpse... we'd all be corpses if we were inanimate objects...

I mean what is this? You think you turn into a pencil when you die? :D

haha, funneh
I R SMILIE SPAMMER.

:P
I beg to differ... :arrow: :!: :idea: :idea: :idea:

A rock. Or an island.

Because...a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries...

A Global Constitution, a symbol of a global government.

A Global Constitution, a symbol of a global government.

a whiteboard

A corroded lump of plutonium. Just because.

A television. Then I'D be in control.........s-sort of......

Wiley Coyote.

Wiley Coyote.

Wild E. Coyote

Russia.

If these haven't been said, you folks aren't thinking right:

Womens' underwear or a bra.

If these haven't been said, you folks aren't thinking right:

Womens' underwear or a bra.

depends on which woman.

A big gun. :twisted:

A bottlecap.

a bicycle seat.

I'd be a pencil. EVERYONE NEEDS ME! MWA HA HA HA!

And you?

A females G-string. Need I say more?

R];-]

A rock. Or an island.

Because...a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries...


Right on...

I'd be the desk in the oval office. With ears.

Let's go a step further from panties, how about a vibrator.

Giggity giggity giggity!

I'd be a pencil. EVERYONE NEEDS ME! MWA HA HA HA!

And you?

A females G-string. Need I say more?

R];-]

Might want to specify a size.

Let's go a step further from panties, how about a vibrator.

Giggity giggity giggity!

its not exactly inanimate is it :oops:

Id be a lump or Uranium. Or maybe just a Dildo

A 20km wide asteroid that will eventually wipe out the earth

orrr

a computer with a voice like KITT that never does want you want it to eg. you click on word "Im sorry jim, i cant do that"

I'd want to be a big, scary house. That way I can pull some crazy s---, Amityville Horror style.

On second thought, I'd be a manthong.

Just to keep things ambigous about my sex and sexuality :D

MWA HA HA HA!

I would deffinately be a planet......... :twisted:
Or a massive Zuccini. :wink:

I'd be the wonderful NS server... A server witha personality of its own :D I'd be loved by the sadomasochists and hated by the rest. Mmmh, come to think of it that wouldn't be such a change after all. :shock: