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It's not my opinion, i have come across a formula proving women are evil and here it is:

Women= time+money

Time + money

therefore: women = money^2

money = root of all evil

therefore: women = evil^2


Look at it, laid out in plain. Can't argue with facts now

Haven't been on the internet long have you?

Haven't been on the internet long have you?

yeah i have. I didn't get this off the internet

Haven't been on the internet long have you?

yeah i have. I didn't get this off the internet

Oh ok. There's been a picture of that around the net for years now. It's been on this site a few times too I'm sure, but maybe not.

google picture search 'proof girls are evil'

:twisted: You're right. Women ARE evil. We twist men's minds to get what we want and we will never stop. Ahahahaha!!!! :tantrum:

Hah! Being gay, I am immune to their wicked powers! Nothing can stop me! BWAHAHAHAA! :lol:

Heres one that aught to assure that no woman talk to me for a while. Fortunetly, this is the internet and I don't think any of you really exist (your just something my computer does to keep me from being bored)-

If an instance of an extra Y chromosone makes a batshit insane man, it seems clear that doubling a chromosone makes a person crazy. Women, by nature, have to have two X chromosones and are therefore crazy at thier basest level.

ta-da.

this could be turned around on us with half a thought, so if your going to spout this, do it while running....

money = root of all evil


Surely that should be "The love of money is the root of all evil" (Timothy 1 6:10) or are we happy to wallow in a mire of misquotations?

money = root of all evil


Surely that should be "The love of money is the root of all evil" (Timothy 1 6:10) or are we happy to wallow in a mire of misquotations?

Hmm...
Women = Time x Money
Time is Money <=> Time = Money
<=> Women = Money x Money = Money ^ 2
Love of Money is Root of all Evil <=>
Love x Money = sqrt(Evil)
Love x sqrt(Women) = sqrt(Evil)
Love = sqrt(Evil/Women)
Evil/Women = Love^2
Evil = Love^2 x Women

so...loving women too much is evil? :?

Women = Time x Money
Time is Money <=> Time = Money
<=> Women = Money x Money = Money ^ 2
Love of Money is Root of all Evil <=>
Love x Money = sqrt(Evil)
Love x sqrt(Women) = sqrt(Evil)
Love = sqrt(Evil/Women)
Evil/Women = Love^2
Evil = Love^2 x Women
Evil = Love of Love of Women

The love of the love of women is evil! :?

He speaks truth! They are plotting wit the sqirrels! Little do they know they will be betrayed in the end...

Women = Time x Money

This is an example of what we call "falling at the first hurdle": note the original post which states -

Women= time+money

Time + Money != Time x Money
(unless both Time and money happen to equal 2, but this has not been shown to be the case)

Women = Time x Money

This is an example of what we call "falling at the first hurdle": note the original post which states -

Women= time+money

Time + Money != Time x Money
(unless both Time and money happen to equal 2, but this has not been shown to be the case)

The assumption that women equal time and money isn't true in any case - I'm the living proof of that, because I have neither :(.

Women = Time x Money

This is an example of what we call "falling at the first hurdle": note the original post which states -

Women= time+money

Time + Money != Time x Money
(unless both Time and money happen to equal 2, but this has not been shown to be the case)
and since it's "time AND money" the correct formula is then time+money. Which means women=2money not money*money
also, the saying doesn't indicate which root...I GUESS you could assume square root, if you didn't care about getting an accurate answer...oh, and the final answer should be evil, not evil squared.....oh....unless you DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY ROOT OF EVIL!!!! you get an F in this lesson in proofs

I've seen that.
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Well here's my paragraph proof that women are evil.


Evil people take things from you. Evil people mess with you emotionally. And evil people get it their way. Women spend your money. Women taunt you with their bodies. And you'll do anything for a woman. So they are getting their way by spending your money, taunting you, and making you do everything for them. Therefore women are evil.

women may be evil but what would you do without us?!

women may be evil but what would you do without us?!

Women are evil, but they win dangit!

You're right Tink. We guys could not survive without women. No one to actually love you after you've made an ass of yourself to the rest of the world. No one to feel bad for the worst of us. No one to try and impress but look stupid and get forgiven.

women? bah! I have my hand

You don't need a mathmatical formula to prove that women are evil. Not only do they really mess with men, they even hate their own kind.

i don't think all women are evil! i'm not!

i don't think all women are evil! i'm not!

Not all women are evil in all ways. And I don't consider you evil Tink.

But think about it. Let's say we knew each other in person. If you wanted something from me, you could easily get it right.

He speaks truth! They are plotting wit the sqirrels! Little do they know they will be betrayed in the end...

Damn! foiled again!

*Shoos squirrels away*

run, my pretties, run! We shall regroup when I think it is safe and continue our plotting ..


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
-- Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
-- Mark Twain

:D