NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, here's the scene. We're in a big club right. The lights are off, except for the typical. Strobe lights, disco lights, spotlights, etc. Pyrokenetics are everywhere, mmkay? Dance cages are alight, and the dance floor is flashing invitingly. The DJ is hittin us up with some 4W3SUM!11! techno music, and we're all dancing without shame.

*Dances like a manwhore without shame*

http://dancingbush.com/ <<---dance to that tune (you have to turn the music *on* first* :wink: )

*enters dressed as an Indian*
(Yeah... I know)

"W00t!"

*Forces DJ to change to Ska, throws on Black and White checkered clothes, a pair of sunglasses, yellow lenses and black rims, and skanks around the dance floor*
(for those who don't know skanking is a dance)

*Forces DJ to change to Ska, throws on Black and White checkered clothes, a pair of sunglasses, yellow lenses and black rims, and skanks around the dance floor*
(for those who don't know skanking is a dance)

Oh. Good. :o You had me worried there for a moment ... :shock:

*steps on everyone's feet*

*puts an end to the ska*

*walks in in all black and red contacts*

Hi.

*smokes up the joint with Marlboro*

*Stumbles in wearing flannel shirt and ripped jeans, pushes DJ aside, plays some Nirvana, finishes bottle of whiskey and promptly passes out*

*starts breakdancing*

*busts out the glowsticks*

w00t! Glowsticks!

*provides accompanying whistles* :twisted:

*starts breakdancing*

*busts out the glowsticks*

*Circles round Kisarazu dubiously, waves a glow-stick, falls over Kanabia*

*dances*
*accidentally stabs someone with her spikes*hears the wailing*winces and turns to see who it is*

"oh....no....i got you in the face...i am so genuinely sorry..."

*Dances like a manwhore without shame*

*pushes aside the dj to play a brief part of a Franz Ferdinand song for Lietuveska

"....Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore...."

*starts breakdancing*

*busts out the glowsticks*

*Circles round Kisarazu dubiously, waves a glow-stick, falls over Kanabia*

"Owww...what?"

*Dances like a manwhore without shame*

*pushes aside the dj to play a brief part of a Franz Ferdinand song for Lietuveska

"....Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore...."

*Gets up and bounces around to Franz Ferdinand*

now this is what I'm talking about!

Can I just play DDR?

I've been playin' the DDR for about a month now. *winks at Knoot* And I'm gonna continue holding you hostage with my body. *giggles and runs off to dance*

*DANCES*






NAKED

I'm glad this hit on so well. :P

*Continue dancing* How bout some margaritas?

*Puts them on the bar.*

*jumps in wearing blue and silver raver pants, a neon pink tank top, and lots of bracelets*

Woohoo!! I've wanted to go dancing all week!

*breaks out the glowsticks for some strings*

*randomly falls from ceiling, stands up, brushes self off, and starts raving*

*Replaces DJ, Nirvana, etc. with Paul van Dyk, orders him to play "As the Rush Comes"*

*politly waits for song to end, then mans DJ station and puts on some club music*

*Comes in dressed like John Travolta and proceeds to catch the Saturday Night Fever.*

sombody buy that man a drink!

Who will dance with me :shock:

Who will dance with me :shock:Me. *Begins freaking with MD*

<---- Is male

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LOOK AT ME... I AM AMF... I AM SO GODDAMN LARGE.... I CAN DO NO WRONG.

*falls out of the rafters.*


Vodka! Ack. ^_^

Who will dance with me :shock:Me. *Begins freaking with MD*

<---- Is male

_____________________________________________________________
LOOK AT ME... I AM AMF... I AM SO GODDAMN LARGE.... I CAN DO NO WRONG.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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LOOK AT ME... I AM AMF... I AM SO GODDAMN LARGE.... I CAN DO NO WRONG.I've always meant to ask, what is with this?

Dunno...it all makes sense...except for AMF

What's AMF? :shock:

*Looks around*
*Starts doing the beer dance*

AMF = AutoMagFreek, a poster in NationStates and International Incidents.

*dances with Galdago*

A group led by Riddrick the Prime Minister of NiSora kicks in the door.
Everyone stops and stares. Suddenly the whole group pulls out glowsticks and starts tossing "lucky charms" and "X" everywhere. One of them kicks the DJ and everyone else away from the music station, than slaps on some trance techno. "Is everyone ready to scream? Is everyone prepared to let go and be free? Then dance my b*tches and whores, dance!!!" The rest of the NiSorans breakout into full-on spazment.