NationStates Jolt Archive

What do you do?

What do you do?

Eat! Mmmm.

Its the best part

I work in a pizza place......"better ingriedents...better pizza"

So I only eat the stuff if its free....

and theres no point in eating the crust ...becuase theres always more.

I work in a pizza place......"better ingriedents...better pizza"

So I only eat the stuff if its free....

and theres no point in eating the crust ...becuase theres always more.

papa johns?

I work in a pizza place......"better ingriedents...better pizza"

So I only eat the stuff if its free....

and theres no point in eating the crust ...becuase theres always more.

papa johns?

yep.

> It all depends on the kind of pizza to me... :twisted:

I work in a pizza place......"better ingriedents...better pizza"

So I only eat the stuff if its free....

and theres no point in eating the crust ...becuase theres always more.

papa johns?

yep.

i am so sorry :cry:

I work in a pizza place......"better ingriedents...better pizza"

So I only eat the stuff if its free....

and theres no point in eating the crust ...becuase theres always more.

papa johns?

yep.

i am so sorry :cry:

Dont be..they pay me to do very little....and I end up making rediculous amounts of money for very little effort.

eat, eat.

I eat it usually.

Eat the crust. It's the manly thing to do. :P

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.

that garlic sauce stuff makes me vomit

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.

that garlic sauce stuff makes me vomit

I dont like it either...that stuff will lube your tubes...if you know what I mean....

I prefer ranch dressing..or giving the pizza bones to the dog.

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.

that garlic sauce stuff makes me vomit

I dont like it either...that stuff will lube your tubes...if you know what I mean....

I prefer ranch dressing..or giving the pizza bones to the dog.

pizza bones? :D i like the way that sounds!

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.
every pizza delivery driver I've ever known has been a dealer. It's almost as reliable as someone wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt....

and with your fresh pizza, delivered by yours truly......you can enjoy your crust with our delicous garlic sauce.....


Tip me or you die.

I know where you live.
every pizza delivery driver I've ever known has been a dealer. It's almost as reliable as someone wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt....

Not this one....

I indulge....never deal........

Thick crust pizza, hollow out the dough from the crust, then eat the outer part like a cracker, sometimes stuffed with topping refugees...

Not this one....

I indulge....never deal........
Yeah, I don't have the spirit for hustling either...

It depends, really, when it is a thin-based pizza, I don't eat it. When it is a deep-pan pizza, I eat the crust. I am a pizzaholic, so italy is the one place I want to go more than anywhere else.

has anyone here had mellow mushroom pizza?

has anyone here had mellow mushroom pizza?

Eeeeew :shock:

It's a joke, right?

has anyone here had mellow mushroom pizza?

Eeeeew :shock:

It's a joke, right?

no, its a real place

Reasons to tip the guy who brings you your pizza:

1. If your too damn lazy to get off your ass and pick it up..the least you can do is give the guy who isnt......a few bucks.

2. Its never a good idea to stiff the guy who has several moments alone with your food.....unless you like "special sauce".

3. Pizza guys have long memories.

4. We know where you live...in fact...you gave us the address.

5. DO YOU REALIZE HOW EXSPENSIVE GAS IS?

6. Neither my place..nor our leading competitor.....charge for delivery.....that means its NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR PIZZA..YOU CHEAP BASTARDS.

i love the crust especially chessy crust anyone else like that?

Reasons to tip the guy who brings you your pizza:

1. If your too damn lazy to get off your ass and pick it up..the least you can do is give the guy who isnt......a few bucks.

2. Its never a good idea to stiff the guy who has several moments alone with your food.....unless you like "special sauce".

3. Pizza guys have long memories.

4. We know where you live...in fact...you gave us the address.

5. DO YOU REALIZE HOW EXSPENSIVE GAS IS?

6. Neither my place..nor our leading competitor.....charge for delivery.....that means its NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR PIZZA..YOU CHEAP BASTARDS.

when i was at a lan party and we ordered pizza, we invited the pizza guy to play ststem link halo with us. we also tipped him

Reasons to tip the guy who brings you your pizza:

1. If your too damn lazy to get off your ass and pick it up..the least you can do is give the guy who isnt......a few bucks.

2. Its never a good idea to stiff the guy who has several moments alone with your food.....unless you like "special sauce".

3. Pizza guys have long memories.

4. We know where you live...in fact...you gave us the address.

5. DO YOU REALIZE HOW EXSPENSIVE GAS IS?

6. Neither my place..nor our leading competitor.....charge for delivery.....that means its NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR PIZZA..YOU CHEAP BASTARDS.

when i was at a lan party and we ordered pizza, we invited the pizza guy to play ststem link halo with us. we also tipped him

Excellent.

Come the revolution..you will be spared.

Always tip and be kind to the lowest in the chain, the one you deal with. First, because their job sucks as bad as yours, and second, they're the 'gate keepers' and generally don't give a crap as long as you make thier day easier.