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This will clear up all the confusion!

31-05-2004, 06:53
I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.
The Atheists Reality
31-05-2004, 06:54
sir, are you on crack? :?
31-05-2004, 06:55
no. not yet at least.
The Atheists Reality
31-05-2004, 06:58
no. not yet at least.

what mind altering drug are you on then? :?
31-05-2004, 07:00
that deep tissue high.
MKULTRA
31-05-2004, 08:56
that deep tissue high. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Earth Confederacy
31-05-2004, 09:01
I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.
Big deal. Your not a virgin.
BackwoodsSquatches
31-05-2004, 09:01
Hes trying to get deleated..hes already started several flamebait topics.
Earth Confederacy
31-05-2004, 09:02
How can you guys be offended by this thread?
This is the first time I've seen people offended by someoneelse describing himself.
NewXmen
31-05-2004, 09:03
Bye bye. Have a good deletion.
Roania
31-05-2004, 09:05
I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.

I'll miss you.
Earth Confederacy
31-05-2004, 09:18
1. I'm white male.
2. I'm a heterosexual.
3. I believe in God.
4. I'm a card carrying Republican.
5. I'm pro free will.
6. I'm God's gift to women. (just kidding :lol: ).
7. I prefer being around a group of women than to being around a group of women.
8. When I see another talk to a girl I know, I get very jealous.
9. I view all other men as stratetic competitors.
10. I like philosophy (Aristotle, Plato, Marx, Dante, Paine, Jefferson, Sun Tzu etc.)
11. I like history.
12. I like politics.
13. Ilike religion.
14. I like country music.
15. I am a total virgin and proud of it.
16. I think the world is full of evil.
17. I am officially at war with evil.
18. If I think people are wrong, I don't waste time or mince words telling them so.
19. People think I am offensive cause I always tell the truth.
20. I watch the Fox News Channel, CNN headlines, MSNBC, and the History channel.
21. I like to US News And world report, Time, Discover, Astronomy, and Sientific American.
22. I like photography. I like to photograph nature and I like to photograph women.
23. My photos of women are much better than those in Maxim or Stuff.
Cause they are classier and more artistically valuable.
24. I like to gaze at the night sky through a pair of 12x50 binoculars.
25. I get depressed sometimes just like everyone else.
26. I have a BA in political science.
27. I like running for political office cause its fun and you meet lots of new people.
28. I am in the army but I get out in one year. And I ain't reenlisting.
29. I am a deacon.
30. I am an evangelist.
31. I am the guy my team, section, or platoon turn to when they need to get something done.
32. I believe the two most sacred freedoms are freedom of religion, freedom of speech.
33. I am 30.
34. I have been to Mexico and to Korea and Japan.