NationStates Jolt Archive

I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.

sir, are you on crack? :?

no. not yet at least.

no. not yet at least.

what mind altering drug are you on then? :?

that deep tissue high.

that deep tissue high. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.
Big deal. Your not a virgin.

Hes trying to get deleated..hes already started several flamebait topics.

How can you guys be offended by this thread?
This is the first time I've seen people offended by someoneelse describing himself.

Bye bye. Have a good deletion.

I am Jesus.

1. I am white.
2. I am not gay.
3. I do not believe in God.
4. I have never had sex, but have gotten the occasional bj.
5. I have never died, or arisen again. unless you mean NS deletion.

I'll miss you.

1. I'm white male.
2. I'm a heterosexual.
3. I believe in God.
4. I'm a card carrying Republican.
5. I'm pro free will.
6. I'm God's gift to women. (just kidding :lol: ).
7. I prefer being around a group of women than to being around a group of women.
8. When I see another talk to a girl I know, I get very jealous.
9. I view all other men as stratetic competitors.
10. I like philosophy (Aristotle, Plato, Marx, Dante, Paine, Jefferson, Sun Tzu etc.)
11. I like history.
12. I like politics.
13. Ilike religion.
14. I like country music.
15. I am a total virgin and proud of it.
16. I think the world is full of evil.
17. I am officially at war with evil.
18. If I think people are wrong, I don't waste time or mince words telling them so.
19. People think I am offensive cause I always tell the truth.
20. I watch the Fox News Channel, CNN headlines, MSNBC, and the History channel.
21. I like to US News And world report, Time, Discover, Astronomy, and Sientific American.
22. I like photography. I like to photograph nature and I like to photograph women.
23. My photos of women are much better than those in Maxim or Stuff.
Cause they are classier and more artistically valuable.
24. I like to gaze at the night sky through a pair of 12x50 binoculars.
25. I get depressed sometimes just like everyone else.
26. I have a BA in political science.
27. I like running for political office cause its fun and you meet lots of new people.
28. I am in the army but I get out in one year. And I ain't reenlisting.
29. I am a deacon.
30. I am an evangelist.
31. I am the guy my team, section, or platoon turn to when they need to get something done.
32. I believe the two most sacred freedoms are freedom of religion, freedom of speech.
33. I am 30.
34. I have been to Mexico and to Korea and Japan.