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Remember all those 2d Arcade fighting games? Well I was thinking, who would do the best in a all out NS streetfight? Tell me who and why? :)

Well,I've been in enough fights to know I'm not the best fighter, anywhere.

Gaspode the Wonder Dog because he can bite off your neverminds.

Well,I've been in enough fights to know I'm not the best fighter, anywhere.

I've been in a couple, but they don't count. The closest thing to fighting I do is wrestling or boxing. I'm pretty good at both though. I might give you a run for da $

I'm 6'4'' 220lbs. I could pick you up by your neck and throw you through your car window.

I'm 6'4'' 220lbs. I could pick you up by your neck and throw you through your car window.

Doubt it since I'm 6'0" 240 poinds (very little fat) and I have been training for over 7 years in boxing and wrestling!

Well you do weigh more than me. I might still be able to pick you up, but not throw you.

I knocked a guy into a 9 out of 10 painful concussion when he like verbally raped my girlfriend.

We should start an NS fight club.

Well, I can kick anyone that is below 6'11" in the head... Its gonna depend on what type of fighting skill you use... I can probably beat a lot of people with my sword fighting and kung fu... But I don't know about comparisons with other marital arts...

Wow, I probably would have done the same! I hit a guy and broke my hand once. Still hurt him more though.

I am 5'6" and weighing 120 pounds, can't top that! Power to the shortness!

I have a very hard head. I've lost count of the amount of concussions Ive had (hehehehe)

I am 5'6" and weighing 120 pounds, can't top that! Power to the shortness!

He/she could sacktap us if they wanted to.

I am 5'6" and weighing 120 pounds, can't top that! Power to the shortness!

I'm about the same.

Diminix, I'd roll you over in my hummer.

last time a "martial artist" attacked me I beat him. Not very badly though. I won.

I'm a 5'10'' hot brunette girl. And I have long and strong legs.

Any of you tough guys, I'll just kick you in the balls and I win.

I'm a 5'10'' hot brunette girl. And I have long and strong legs.

Any of you tough guys, I'll just kick you in the balls and I win.
Wanna be on my side? I'll flex my mscles for you!

Kicking someone in the balls is a very cheap shot. You may as well just be using a machine gun....

You can try to kick my balls, but I'll probably break your leg before you can...

Im not the biggets person in the world but I can hold my own in my size class--but when it comes to verbal combat on NS I can wipe the floor with the lot of you

Im not the biggets person in the world but I can hold my own in my size class--but when it comes to verbal combat on NS I can wipe the floor with the lot of you

N3V4R! :shock:

Im not the biggets person in the world but I can hold my own in my size class--but when it comes to verbal combat on NS I can wipe the floor with the lot of you

N3V4R! :shock:Ill shave your doggie butt and make you walk backwards

Maybe we should set up rounds and let people duke it out (With impressive stats and past feats)

Im not the biggets person in the world but I can hold my own in my size class--but when it comes to verbal combat on NS I can wipe the floor with the lot of you

N3V4R! :shock:Ill shave your doggie butt and make you walk backwards

Well if you do that, I can just poo in your face without the fear of having bits stick to my fur. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Im not the biggets person in the world but I can hold my own in my size class--but when it comes to verbal combat on NS I can wipe the floor with the lot of you

N3V4R! :shock:Ill shave your doggie butt and make you walk backwards

Well if you do that, I can just poo in your face without the fear of having bits stick to my fur. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm 6'4'' 220lbs. I could pick you up by your neck and throw you through your car window.Based on your recent credibility shortage, I'd guess that your 6'4" 220 lbs translates to about 5'4" and 260 lbs.

If that's true my big competition is gone and I'm the winner. Do you want that?

If that's true my big competition is gone and I'm the winner. Do you want that?

It's not true. I'm 6'4'' 219 really.

I'm 6'4'' 220lbs. I could pick you up by your neck and throw you through your car window.Based on your recent credibility shortage, I'd guess that your 6'4" 220 lbs translates to about 5'4" and 260 lbs.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If that's true my big competition is gone and I'm the winner. Do you want that?

It's not true. I'm 6'4'' 219 really.

I believe you. We'll have to do some kind of [Deep Monster Truck Voice]FINAL SHOWDOWN[/Deep Monster Truck Voice]

Cuneo vs. Galliam
tickets 30 dollars at the door
75 ringside.
All betting on!

Actually, that's not a bad Idea. Place your bets folks!

And then throw me in there just for random hilarity. LOL I can just imagine myself being towered over by a man 100 pounds more than me and more than 1 foot taller than me. Bring it on :twisted:

And then throw me in there just for random hilarity. LOL I can just imagine myself being towered over by a man 100 pounds more than me and more than 1 foot taller than me. Bring it on :twisted:

I'd pay to watch ya get the snot beat outta ya, but it's nothing personal. I'd especially prefer to be the one doing it (again nothing personal) :twisted:

Well im totally average size, but ive knocked people, who were quite a bit bigger than me, funny when ive been sparring. Anyways, i reckon me + a gun could take on any of you! Galliam, you just provide a bigger target! :wink:

lol

I could, because the quick thrusts of my fencing foil would easily dispatch you.

And if that fails, a crossbow bolt to the back of the head is clearly called for. None of that loud 'bang' sound for me, thanks.

Well im totally average size, but ive knocked people, who were quite a bit bigger than me, funny when ive been sparring. Anyways, i reckon me + a gun could take on any of you! Galliam, you just provide a bigger target! :wink:

lol

If were playing with weapons I choose tank. :roll:
... But were not so nah! I could take ya!

I'm a 5'10'' hot brunette girl. And I have long and strong legs.

Any of you tough guys, I'll just kick you in the balls and I win.

well, i'm 296' 11" and weigh 400,000 pounds, 100% muscle. not only do I have balls of steel, you'd need a crane to get high enough to hit them.

I'm a 5'10'' hot brunette girl. And I have long and strong legs.

Any of you tough guys, I'll just kick you in the balls and I win.

well, i'm 296' 11" and weigh 400,000 pounds, 100% muscle. not only do I have balls of steel, you'd need a crane to get high enough to hit them.

That's impressive!

I'd personally actualy like to try the whole fighting match, it'd provide some very amusing video to watch in a few years.

I'd personally actualy like to try the whole fighting match, it'd provide some very amusing video to watch in a few years.

Yeah, but how we gonna set it up?

No one can take my kick in the balls. I made so many guys red faced back in school.

No one can take my kick in the balls. I made so many guys red faced back in school.

That's evil! :evil:

I don't seriously mean to actualy do it, it's just a thought in the back of my mind, with all those fantasies. :P

Yeah, I know. I was pumped up. All this Valliam.

No one can take my kick in the balls. I made so many guys red faced back in school.

That's evil! :evil:

That's my good friend Janet. You should see how many guys gawked at her and stared at her ass and even slapped it. They violated her so much.

When I wasn't there to knock their heads in, she knocked their nuts in.

You seem to beat on a lot of people Cuneo.

No one can take my kick in the balls. I made so many guys red faced back in school.

How horrible... of course, I'm sure they all deserved it. I prefer psychological warfare.

I'm 6'4'' 220lbs. I could pick you up by your neck and throw you through your car window.

I'd just kick you in the kneecap. :P

I'd beat you with a stick, then flex my muscles for da ladies. :lol:

You seem to beat on a lot of people Cuneo.

I used to. I just can't tolerate people taking advantage of my friends and I have a bad temper.

You seem to beat on a lot of people Cuneo.

I used to. I just can't tolerate people taking advantage of my friends and I have a bad temper. Besides I'm Italian.

You seem to beat on a lot of people Cuneo.

I used to. I just can't tolerate people taking advantage of my friends and I have a bad temper. Besides I'm Italian.

We still have to square off man!

I'd pansily (tm) sneak up behind you, grab a giant stick, and beat you square on the back of the head. Then, assuming I knock you out, would then commence to pee on your body and then run like hell.

I'd then get up. And while nursing a deep grudge. Beat the livin tarpaper outta ya!!! nobody does that to me HO!

As previosuly stated, I'd run like hell. I might have the sense at this point to get in whatever transported me to the area, but if not I'd run on until eventualy I tire out and you catch me. At this point I would use previously acquire stick to try and beat your face in, aiming for that little soft area between your neck and your jawbone. Assuming I don't knock you out again, I lose the fight and then do not exist.

You're right, I killed you!

I can say for a fact that I am a good fighter. I've been in enough street fights and won 90% or them, some of them I was outnumbered.

I can say for a fact that I am a good fighter. I've been in enough street fights and won 90% or them, some of them I was outnumbered.

What's your size?

You're right, I killed you!

*a crossbow bolt wings past your head from a point in the distance*

You're right, I killed you!

*a crossbow bolt wings past your head from a point in the distance*

*Ignores the pathetic attempt on his life.

I can't believe I'm encouraging this spamfest, but I have enough murderous rage to kill all of you, and your families, and their pets.

I'm must be 6 feet tall by now not to mentioon I'm big in the shoulders too. Plus, I can bench about 220 and push about 600 with my legs.

That being said, I'm not that athletic. I don't do much cardio exercise, I just pump a lot of iron.

At least as dead I get to haunt you! Bwahahaha! When you try to sleep and you hear a never ending pin drop sound, please, think of me.

You're right, I killed you!

*a crossbow bolt wings past your head from a point in the distance*

*Ignores the pathetic attempt on his life.

*sounds of reloading continue for ten minutes*

Um...could I ask you to step to the right a bit?

you're second after me buddy! Why do you think I started this. Murderous energy up the wazzooo! I'm lookin for fresh meat!

Is it right to love to fight?

you're second after me buddy! Why do you think I started this. Murderous energy up the wazzooo! I'm lookin for fresh meat!

You said energy. I said rage. Rage is twice as good as energy. You keep stabbing the body for twenty minutes, oblivious to the fact that he has been dead for quite a while. I go straight for the throat and off to the next victim.

Bwahahahahaha! Do you think you can hide in that tank forever Galliam?? Ill be waiting for ya... well, after i take out Roania and his patheticly outdated equipment...

*stalks off following the sound of Roania reloading*

Bwahahahahaha! Do you think you can hide in that tank forever Galliam?? Ill be waiting for ya... well, after i take out Roania and his patheticly outdated equipment...

*stalks off following the sound of Roania reloading*

*shoots you with a large shell. Kaboom

Is it right to love to fight?
*Punches him (and his "ethical questions")
Anybody else have any questions?

*Kicks you in thigh, shocking you phermoral artery and knocking you out*

I had my phermoral artery removed months ago! I'm ready for your attack!

*without phermoral artery, blood circulation is impossible and thus death ensues*

*NUK3S EVERY1*

*Givess Mutant Dogs "the boot"* Get outta here!

*Givess Mutant Dogs "the boot"* Get outta here!

*Poos in Galliam's face* :shock:

How did this thread become such a beat down? at any rate I like it (still feel free to post an actual answer)

*Mutant Dogs, I thought I told you to get outta here!

How did this thread become such a beat down? at any rate I like it (still feel free to post an actual answer)

*Mutant Dogs, I thought I told you to get outta here!

:shock: you did

*Throws brown stuff everywhere*

*Goodbye!

*Goodbye!

GOODBYE! 8)

As you guyz are flexing and trying to see who has the most testosterone i will wait in the corner with a grenade.

Bwahahahahaha! Do you think you can hide in that tank forever Galliam?? Ill be waiting for ya... well, after i take out Roania and his patheticly outdated equipment...

*stalks off following the sound of Roania reloading*

*draws rapier, steps out from behind a tree immediately behind Aryan Supremacy*

Hello...

As you guyz are flexing and trying to see who has the most testosterone i will wait in the corner with a grenade.

*Eats the grenade*

Spontaneously reviving, FW goes for the most trusty sidearm ever concieved by man: a can of Spam. One pull of the lid is enough to destroy all life on Earth. Feeling lucky punk?

I have a tendency to win fights. I also have a tendency to bite chunks out of people, slam them into hard surfaces, and pummel them with unrelenting fury as they're about to say "put up your dukes".

I'm 6'1 150 lbs! I could get stuck in your throat. :twisted:

I can't believe I'm encouraging this spamfest, but I have enough murderous rage to kill all of you, and your families, and their pets.id just get out the flyswatter to dispatch you :lol:

Oh you scary, scary pre-pubescents.
I R 9'16 and weigh one infinity lbs!!
My dad is the tuffest dad in his single father meetings, he even beated up a women!

*straightens tie*

On a side note, does anyone here know anything about the Sapp/Tyson matchup?

hummina...*BUMP*

Bwahahahahaha! Do you think you can hide in that tank forever Galliam?? Ill be waiting for ya... well, after i take out Roania and his patheticly outdated equipment...

*stalks off following the sound of Roania reloading*

*draws rapier, steps out from behind a tree immediately behind Aryan Supremacy*

Hello...

Pfft, you call that a weapon? Now THIS is a weapon...

*pulls out trusty 14' halberd which is always kept handy for just such emergencies*

Engarde!

My body is a weapon.

My weapon is a body...