NationStates Jolt Archive


How Pathetic Politics Are

Superpower07
30-05-2004, 00:04
So my mom and dad are talking politics . . . my mom sez she's votin for Bush (for her reasons) and then my dad sez he's votin for Kerry (for his reasons). Then my mom's all like:

"OMG j00r v0t|/\/g 4 t3h $t00pid c0/\/\/\/\i3!!!!1111oneoneoneshiftshift HAXOR!!!"

It's stupid how they argue. Dont they realize their votes will cancel each other out?
Berkylvania
30-05-2004, 00:06
Your mom actually speaks in l337?
Galliam
30-05-2004, 00:07
Politics exist to make people argue!
Superpower07
30-05-2004, 00:07
Your mom actually speaks in l337?

No that was just for effect
Free Soviets
30-05-2004, 00:09
Politics exist to make people argue!

nah. politics exists because people argue.

and because we a group animals.
Galliam
30-05-2004, 00:20
Glad to have that cleared up!
DHomme
30-05-2004, 00:23
So my mom and dad are talking politics . . . my mom sez she's votin for Bush (for her reasons) and then my dad sez he's votin for Kerry (for his reasons). Then my mom's all like:

"OMG j00r v0t|/\/g 4 t3h $t00pid c0/\/\/\/\i3!!!!1111oneoneoneshiftshift HAXOR!!!"

It's stupid how they argue. Dont they realize their votes will cancel each other out?

Your mum's pretty outta it if she thinks hes a communist.
Zeppistan
30-05-2004, 00:24
So my mom and dad are talking politics . . . my mom sez she's votin for Bush (for her reasons) and then my dad sez he's votin for Kerry (for his reasons). Then my mom's all like:

"OMG j00r v0t|/\/g 4 t3h $t00pid c0/\/\/\/\i3!!!!1111oneoneoneshiftshift HAXOR!!!"

It's stupid how they argue. Dont they realize their votes will cancel each other out?

Hmm, well if you are wondering what the sense is for people to argue
about politics.... I think you have found yourself on the wrong message board!

:wink:
Galliam
30-05-2004, 00:24
8) All liberals MUST be commies

did you miss the memo? they can't be christians either.
DHomme
30-05-2004, 00:26
Yup, Jesus taught us to hate anybody who isnt a white straight male christian
Galliam
30-05-2004, 00:28
Yup, Jesus taught us to hate anybody who isnt a white straight male christian

And to condemn them! Mathew 5:11 They will burn in hell for being a liberal! This is my command!
Fluffywuffy
30-05-2004, 00:29
Jesus himself wasnt white or Christian, therefore he most obviously is going to hell by your logic, DHomme.

And Jesus, compared to others of his time, was liberal, so he is therefore going to hell by your logic, Galliam.
DHomme
30-05-2004, 00:34
Jesus himself wasnt white or Christian, therefore he most obviously is going to hell by your logic, DHomme.

And Jesus, compared to others of his time, was liberal, so he is therefore going to hell by your logic, Galliam.

You just dont understand sarcasm, do you?
Berkylvania
30-05-2004, 00:34
Yup, Jesus taught us to hate anybody who isnt a white straight male christian

And to condemn them! Mathew 5:11 They will burn in hell for being a liberal! This is my command!

Matthew 5:11 - "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. " (KJV)

Sounds like he's talking about liberals here, to me. How men revile them, say all manner of evil against them falsely, so on and so forth.
MKULTRA
30-05-2004, 00:35
So my mom and dad are talking politics . . . my mom sez she's votin for Bush (for her reasons) and then my dad sez he's votin for Kerry (for his reasons). Then my mom's all like:

"OMG j00r v0t|/\/g 4 t3h $t00pid c0/\/\/\/\i3!!!!1111oneoneoneshiftshift HAXOR!!!"

It's stupid how they argue. Dont they realize their votes will cancel each other out?your moms an ignoramust--I side with your dad
Cannot think of a name
30-05-2004, 00:48
Easy MK, that's his/her mom you're talking about....

But really. you parents (and this site) are doing what they are supposed to be doing. The whole idea behind having an democracy/republic is that the electorate will infrom themselves and debate to make the best choice possible. You're supposed to argue politics. The founding fathers did almost nothing but-they didn't agree except that they agreed that disagreement was requisite.

Join the fray.
Temme
30-05-2004, 01:22
I'm a Christian socialist. I disagree with gay rights, and I support equality, although I don't think that all capitalists will burn in hell. Although, Matthew 5:11 is talking about Christians, not liberals.
Letila
30-05-2004, 01:28
I'm a Christian socialist. I disagree with gay rights, and I support equality, although I don't think that all capitalists will burn in hell. Although, Matthew 5:11 is talking about Christians, not liberals.

Here's another cool one:
"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality." (Golden Text: 2 Corinthians 8:14)

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Purly Euclid
30-05-2004, 01:45
So my mom and dad are talking politics . . . my mom sez she's votin for Bush (for her reasons) and then my dad sez he's votin for Kerry (for his reasons). Then my mom's all like:

"OMG j00r v0t|/\/g 4 t3h $t00pid c0/\/\/\/\i3!!!!1111oneoneoneshiftshift HAXOR!!!"

It's stupid how they argue. Dont they realize their votes will cancel each other out?
It's amazing that people who such bitterly disagree with eachother can stay together.
Kwangistar
30-05-2004, 02:35
And Jesus, compared to others of his time, was liberal, so he is therefore going to hell by your logic, Galliam.
Depending on the definition of liberal.
Tuesday Heights
30-05-2004, 02:36
LOL, your mom must be so cool. :lol: