NationStates Jolt Archive


Man Rapes Chicken then Kills Himself in Shame

Amerigo
29-05-2004, 09:54
"LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident."
The Atheists Reality
29-05-2004, 09:56
EWW
Amerigo
29-05-2004, 10:02
This entire story was almost as bad as that one a few months ago... about some guy... advertising on the internet to eat someone... and some guy actually agreed to be eaten... on camera...

So he ate him... and he taped it...

There never fail to be weird things in the news.
Lawnmowerville
29-05-2004, 10:02
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

I'm surprised it didn't die from being shagged... :shock:
Amerigo
29-05-2004, 10:03
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

I'm surprised it didn't die from being shagged... :shock:
Maybe it was a big hen.
New Fuglies
29-05-2004, 10:04
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

I'm surprised it didn't die from being shagged... :shock:

He could have had a small egg shaped penis... :o
Amerigo
29-05-2004, 10:06
Most likely both my comment and yours are both true in conjuction...
Lawnmowerville
29-05-2004, 10:10
Perhaps he'd seen the episode of South Park with Chicken Lover in it... 8)
Vitania
29-05-2004, 10:21
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

Did they eat the chicken?
Fruity Loops
29-05-2004, 10:23
no, the chicken was handed over to a necrophiliac after he was slaughtered.
Lawnmowerville
29-05-2004, 10:24
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

Did they eat the chicken?

It would have been ready-basted! :lol:








Actually, I can't believe I just thought of that... :?
Petsburg
29-05-2004, 10:29
horrible :shock:
Mutant Giant Dogs
29-05-2004, 10:34
The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

I'm surprised it didn't die from being shagged... :shock:
Maybe it was a big hen.

YUCK! :evil:
Catholic Europe
29-05-2004, 10:36
Ooh God. Poor chicken!
Filamai
29-05-2004, 10:38
Romeo & Juliet!
Mutant Giant Dogs
29-05-2004, 10:39
*Scratches out his eyes*
Free Outer Eugenia
29-05-2004, 10:42
http://www.metallic-frost.net/spc/barbrady/images/203_39.jpg
Sirocco
29-05-2004, 10:45
I don't really think we need this kind of stuff on the General Forum. :shock: