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I'm curious. Mormons don't count, you're too damn big. Neither do Jehovah's Witnesses.

I'm Catholic. Dang! off being in by a couple of million there.

I do occasionally handle snakes at the zoo, does that count as being a snake-handling christian? Oh, Jesus that sounded dirty on so many levels.

wow dude, u must have been really bored.... wow

I am not, but I know several people who are. It is called the Tom Brown Jr. Tracker school....Seems like just a wilderness school, but it is much freakier.

yes they call themselves juggloos, and dress up like clowns.... i know these people are in a cult because no reasoning being would do this without extensive brainwashing, and a suicide pact!

gangs are better

gangs are better

hurry! drink the coolaide!

gangs are better

hurry! drink the coolaide!


Thats the cult perspective, the gang would (probably) be like "drink the coolaide or else I'll shoot you"

If you can call furries or otherkin a cult.

No, I don't think I'm going to turn into some alien critter any time soon, and I don't find your dog attractive.

I might perch on your head in a chatroom though.

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Moonshine
The most human furry in existance
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC
*chirp!*

If you can call furries or otherkin a cult.

No, I don't think I'm going to turn into some alien critter any time soon, and I don't find your dog attractive.

I might perch on your head in a chatroom though.

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Moonshine
The most human furry in existance
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC
*chirp!*

go turn yourself into the holy inquisition, because of that cute little faux signature you put under your name. ugh

bump, coupled with human sacrifice and black robes.

I am a member of a cult but the Leader would prefer I didn't disclose any details. I do not want to threaten the existance of the rest of the Order so close to the Great Transcendence.

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

I am a member of a cult but the Leader would prefer I didn't disclose any details. I do not want to threaten the existance of the rest of the Order so close to the Great Transcendence.

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

If he offers you kool-aid, RUN!

*it's all a lie*

I'm a member of the Priory of Sion. I'm currently guarding the secret wherabouts of Jesus's descendants (the Merovignans), worship Mary Magdelene on a regluar basis, and have often been the spotlight at Hieros Gamos rites hehehe if you know what Hieros Gamos is then ^_^

*/lie*

I'm a member of the Priory of Sion. I'm currently guarding the secret wherabouts of Jesus's descendants (the Merovignans), worship Mary Magdelene on a regluar basis, and have often been the spotlight at Hieros Gamos rites hehehe if you know what Hieros Gamos is then ^_^

The Merovingians? Aren't they from The Matrix?

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

The Merovingians? Aren't they from The Matrix?


Read The DaVinci Code. You'll also find out about Hieros Gamos ^_^

The Merovingians? Aren't they from The Matrix?


Read The DaVinci Code. You'll also find out about Hieros Gamos ^_^

That book is funny. Did you know the author called "The Last Summer" a fresco?

(note:It's not)

my cousin was in a satanic cult and one time they were sitting around a fire and they had to give blood to satan so they had a contest to see who could stick a knife through their hand the furthest. My cousin one by sticking it right through, paralysed her right arm completly.

my cousin was in a satanic cult and one time they were sitting around a fire and they had to give blood to satan so they had a contest to see who could stick a knife through their hand the furthest. My cousin one by sticking it right through, paralysed her right arm completly.That would be known as "insanity"

I hope you guys did the smart thing and put her in an asylum

*it's all a lie*

I'm a member of the Priory of Sion. I'm currently guarding the secret wherabouts of Jesus's descendants (the Merovignans), worship Mary Magdelene on a regluar basis, and have often been the spotlight at Hieros Gamos rites hehehe if you know what Hieros Gamos is then ^_^

*/lie*

Nice. Of course, I'm a member of the illuminati...

No, not really. Besides, that isn't a cult. Secret Society. Quite different.

Oh, and Church of Satan is no longer a cult, it's actually a legally recognised religion. Or anti-religion. Or... Jim P, a little help?

my cousin was in a satanic cult and one time they were sitting around a fire and they had to give blood to satan so they had a contest to see who could stick a knife through their hand the furthest. My cousin one by sticking it right through, paralysed her right arm completly.

O_O

Dude... for once I agree with Raysia.

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Moonshine
CrystalDragon on Espernet IRC
Do not anger the dragon, for you go well with mint sauce

haha! i beat you all; im secrectly working to resurect ctuluthu to bring about the second age of darkness on earth! surender your soul!

haha! i beat you all; im secrectly working to resurect ctuluthu to bring about the second age of darkness on earth! surender your soul!

NO! LONG LIVE THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE! THE COLOUR KNOWS ALL!

I want to join a cult purely to bring them down.

haha! i beat you all; im secrectly working to resurect ctuluthu to bring about the second age of darkness on earth! surender your soul!

NO! LONG LIVE THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE! THE COLOUR KNOWS ALL!

how can you worship something that lives in the bottom of a well? wheres the fun in that? now ctuluthu, thats a real mans god/demon (250 ft. tall and eats your soul?)

*it's all a lie*

I'm a member of the Priory of Sion. I'm currently guarding the secret wherabouts of Jesus's descendants (the Merovignans), worship Mary Magdelene on a regluar basis, and have often been the spotlight at Hieros Gamos rites hehehe if you know what Hieros Gamos is then ^_^

*/lie*

Nice. Of course, I'm a member of the illuminati...

No, not really. Besides, that isn't a cult. Secret Society. Quite different.

Oh, and Church of Satan is no longer a cult, it's actually a legally recognised religion. Or anti-religion. Or... Jim P, a little help?

The Church of Satan (somewhat oxymoronic name, but eh well) was officially recognised back in the 50s, if I recall correctly. Of course there are other "satanic" cults, covens, whatever you want to call them, existing out there. I don't think anyone following the philosophies of Lavey would be stupid enough to stick a knife through their hand, but Lavey does not have a monopoly on Satanism. He's just the inventor of the modern brand.

how can you worship something that lives in the bottom of a well? wheres the fun in that? now ctuluthu, thats a real mans god/demon (250 ft. tall and eats your soul?)

How? Well...first you throw some things (dogs, virgins, worshippers of Cthulhu, etc.) down the well. Then you chant evil phrases. Then you run away as your master spreads his blight...

bah! stick with ctuluthu, he'll lead you right!

*it's all a lie*

I'm a member of the Priory of Sion. I'm currently guarding the secret wherabouts of Jesus's descendants (the Merovignans), worship Mary Magdelene on a regluar basis, and have often been the spotlight at Hieros Gamos rites hehehe if you know what Hieros Gamos is then ^_^

*/lie*

Nice. Of course, I'm a member of the illuminati...

No, not really. Besides, that isn't a cult. Secret Society. Quite different.

Oh, and Church of Satan is no longer a cult, it's actually a legally recognised religion. Or anti-religion. Or... Jim P, a little help?

The Church of Satan (somewhat oxymoronic name, but eh well) was officially recognised back in the 50s, if I recall correctly. Of course there are other "satanic" cults, covens, whatever you want to call them, existing out there. I don't think anyone following the philosophies of Lavey would be stupid enough to stick a knife through their hand, but Lavey does not have a monopoly on Satanism. He's just the inventor of the modern brand.

Ah...I actually think that CoS is more of a philosophy than a religion, but I'm not going to get involved in that debate. Thanks for that, though.

As for you, Val... into the well with ye!

shoggoths, attack! :twisted:

We are not cult. we are a scientifically based religion, using Alantian technology to improve our human capacities. For only $200.00US I can provide you more information.

We are not cult. we are a scientifically based religion, using Alantian technology to improve our human capacities.

a winking smiley would be nice....... :|

my cousin was in a satanic cult and one time they were sitting around a fire and they had to give blood to satan so they had a contest to see who could stick a knife through their hand the furthest. My cousin one by sticking it right through, paralysed her right arm completly.That would be known as "insanity"

I hope you guys did the smart thing and put her in an asylum


Actually she did a lot of herion after that and ended up in hospital and she staightened (dont know how to spell it) her life out.

By the way has anyone seen Blood Diner? now that was a cult.

huh?

We are not cult. we are a scientifically based religion, using Alantian technology to improve our human capacities.

a winking smiley would be nice....... :|

Give him your wallet, Val...I'd like to see this.

And Skinhead, it's 'heroin', and 'straightened'...I think. :wink:

No members of the Co$ here? Good. Lots of other sorts of idiocy running around on this site without the Killers of Clearwater (http://www.sptimes.com/2004/05/29/Tampabay/Scientologists_settle.shtml). :D