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I think I will use a unit like this in NS RP.

The All-IDF 1st Infantry Amazon Battalion.

click here for more info and a transcript (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_052804/content/institute.guest.html)

It is basically based on research that women in their period have the physical ability to become vicious killers. You create a division with enough woman so you will always have enough in their period and use them in battles.

Of course this has to be on a volunteer basis.

Rush suggests calling them "WMDs" or Weapons of Menstrual Destruction

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

hahaha. if only. but hey, it would be a great way for guys to get rid of bitchy spouses and girlfriends for a while..."hey honey, it's coming up on that time of the month again, how's about you go serve your country like the good patriot i know you are?"

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

hahaha. if only. but hey, it would be a great way for guys to get rid of bitchy spouses and girlfriends for a while..."hey honey, it's coming up on that time of the month again, how's about you go serve your country like the good patriot i know you are?"

IF you RP like myself, this is what you use to fight other nations.

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.Could you have either 9 or 10 squads all synced up at staggered times, and keep them independant of each other?

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.Could you have either 9 or 10 squads all synced up at staggered times, and keep them independant of each other?
you would make a great General

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

hahaha. if only. but hey, it would be a great way for guys to get rid of bitchy spouses and girlfriends for a while..."hey honey, it's coming up on that time of the month again, how's about you go serve your country like the good patriot i know you are?"

IF you RP like myself, this is what you use to fight other nations.

whew, remind me not to mess with you. i lived on an all-girls floor for about 3 weeks before i realized that there are some things i'm just not tough enough to handle. if you wanted to level a city in under 45 minutes just tell a bunch of PMSing co-eds that there's only one bathroom in the city and they all have to share it.

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

hahaha. if only. but hey, it would be a great way for guys to get rid of bitchy spouses and girlfriends for a while..."hey honey, it's coming up on that time of the month again, how's about you go serve your country like the good patriot i know you are?"


IF you RP like myself, this is what you use to fight other nations.

whew, remind me not to mess with you. i lived on an all-girls floor for about 3 weeks before i realized that there are some things i'm just not tough enough to handle. if you wanted to level a city in under 45 minutes just tell a bunch of PMSing co-eds that there's only one bathroom in the city and they all have to share it.

thanks for the tip.

Now I have a challenge for you, listen to this driving and not crash the car when you lose control laughing hysterically.

rush ia so great; even if you dont agree with his politics you still have to admit hes funny

the problem is that when women live together their cycles tend to sync up, so you would only be able to use your Ultra Mega Death Squad of Menstrual Doom for about three days a month.
that's why the idea is to have enough in the group that you will always have a large enough force in the 3 day gap.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!

hahaha. if only. but hey, it would be a great way for guys to get rid of bitchy spouses and girlfriends for a while..."hey honey, it's coming up on that time of the month again, how's about you go serve your country like the good patriot i know you are?"

IF you RP like myself, this is what you use to fight other nations.

whew, remind me not to mess with you. i lived on an all-girls floor for about 3 weeks before i realized that there are some things i'm just not tough enough to handle. if you wanted to level a city in under 45 minutes just tell a bunch of PMSing co-eds that there's only one bathroom in the city and they all have to share it.There was a joke about traffic chopper reporters being the only people able to take out their PMS on an entire city... apart possibly from nucleur submarine commanders.

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There was a joke about traffic chopper reporters being the only people able to take out their PMS on an entire city... apart possibly from nucleur submarine commanders.I saw that joke--it was Jane from Coupling on BBC.

Rush pointed out that there is a silver bullet to defeat this group: CHOCOLATE!And diamonds. Hell, if it looks nice enough, you can get away with giving the fake kind.

No way man! We got enough flak from that prison event. With PMS fueled atrocities will be incredibly nasty. Funny, but tragic. However it would put the fear of god into the terrorists.

I think I will use a unit like this in NS RP.

The All-IDF 1st Infantry Amazon Battalion.

click here for more info and a transcript (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_052804/content/institute.guest.html)

It is basically based on research that women in their period have the physical ability to become vicious killers. You create a division with enough woman so you will always have enough in their period and use them in battles.

Of course this has to be on a volunteer basis.

Rush suggests calling them "WMDs" or Weapons of Menstrual Destruction

and you find that fat, hypocrtitical, lying, drug addict funny?

I think I will use a unit like this in NS RP.

The All-IDF 1st Infantry Amazon Battalion.

click here for more info and a transcript (http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_052804/content/institute.guest.html)

It is basically based on research that women in their period have the physical ability to become vicious killers. You create a division with enough woman so you will always have enough in their period and use them in battles.

Of course this has to be on a volunteer basis.

Rush suggests calling them "WMDs" or Weapons of Menstrual Destruction

and you find that fat, hypocrtitical, lying, drug addict funny?

even liberals laugh at this one. I might add he hasn't been fat for over a decade.

He's just a few thousands years behind Euripides and The Bacchae

Yes, let's laugh at the stereotypical joke once again. Let it all out. Better? Good. Back to reality.

Men with Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) would be just as bad, methinks.

I'm always the last one in on stupid things right before someone shames the thread......
bacchial is right, old ass stereotype. Hedging:that's kinda what my comment was playing off of.....ah, fine-I'm a bastard.....

I'd start listening to Rush on matters like this. According to a study he presented from Oxford, men will be out of the gene pool in 125,000 years. More recently, however, scientists have given birth to a frog, I think, without a father. Men may become obsolete even sooner :( .

I've always thought that gays in the miliraty could be just as useful as PMS women.

Imagine a platoon full of gay men like 'queer eye'. Even give them pink uniforms.

Next train them to be the most hardcore crack whoopass elite fighting team EVER!

Imagine how demoralizing it would be to the enemy (especaially those who are stuck in the medieval way of thinking) to have their asses WHOOPED by the "Panzy Platoon".

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