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A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".

I saw the words "hippy chick" and went weak at the knees. Everything after that was a blur. (Its the loose clothes and morals actually, not the hippy chick thing that you mean probably. I do like them to wash, and shaving is good too. I mean, I do both, I'm not being unfair).

it theres more silicon than blood in a woman, then there serisouly something wrong.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".Lets try again now the blood is back to my head. I do like natural, but I also like good looking. I certainly don't find Pamela Anderson style breasts attractive.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".Where exactly would I penetrate a Porche with my penis? No, I'll take the woman I think.

Horses for Courses. ("Different strokes for different folks" seemed wrong in this context.)

Myself, I'll take natural every time.

Where exactly would I penetrate a Porche with my penis?
Exhaust pipe?

(Engine turned off, obviously)

Where exactly would I penetrate a Porche with my penis?
Exhaust pipe?

(Engine turned off, obviously)

Imagine if you forgot to turn the engine off. :shock:

I must say that it depends entirely upon the woman. I have dated (wink, wink) women with implants and without. I really doesn't make that much of a difference so long as they are not out of proportion with the rest of her body.
I would never insist that a women have them (or even wear make-up for that matter) for me, whatever makes them feel sexier is cool with me.
I think that one of the common misconceptions is that women get implants for men, wrong. They get them for themselves.

I guess the short of it all is this, I just like women who are happy with themselves.

I'm sick of the women celebrities doing that crap to their bodies. A complete turn-off for me. I don't blame the Germans.

I'll have to go with all natural.

I saw the words "hippy chick" and went weak at the knees. Everything after that was a blur. (Its the loose clothes and morals actually, not the hippy chick thing that you mean probably. I do like them to wash, and shaving is good too. I mean, I do both, I'm not being unfair).

Most "Hippy Chicks" do take their personal hygene and appearance seriously. They just use natural, inexpensive alternatives to the norm. E.g. Sorbelene instead of soap, natural oils instead of brand name perfumes, homemade moisturisers, henna hair dyes, etc.
Perhaps you were thinking more along the lines of militant feminazi with the unwashed and unshaved image. :lol: :wink:

Perhaps you were thinking more along the lines of militant feminazi with the unwashed and unshaved image. :lol: :wink:That was what I thought he might have meant, people tend to use hippy as a disparaging term. I was being clear that I didn't think like that and that I wasn't into that.

I must say that it depends entirely upon the woman. I have dated (wink, wink) women with implants and without.

Gotta say I've never touched breasts containing implants - do they feel & move exactly like natural ones? I've always imagined that they'd seem fake to the touch and would thus be a turn-off.

I must say that it depends entirely upon the woman. I have dated (wink, wink) women with implants and without.

Gotta say I've never touched breasts containing implants - do they feel & move exactly like natural ones? I've always imagined that they'd seem fake to the touch and would thus be a turn-off.

Most of them feel like normal, just a little more firm. The oversized ones feel like beach balls.

I must say that it depends entirely upon the woman. I have dated (wink, wink) women with implants and without.

Gotta say I've never touched breasts containing implants - do they feel & move exactly like natural ones? I've always imagined that they'd seem fake to the touch and would thus be a turn-off.

Most of them feel like normal, just a little more firm. The oversized ones feel like beach balls.I gotta say, I do often hear "hard" as a criticism of implants. I'd definately prefer something that was nice to the touch.

Hard ? I can honestly say the closest to hard that I have felt were on a pair that were massively over sized.

Hard ? I can honestly say the closest to hard that I have felt were on a pair that were massively over sized.I don't know... I haven't had any experience with modified women.

I'm just saying that if it was a tradeoff, I'd prefer feeling good over size.

Pamela Anderson ceased to be a real woman long ago.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".


doesnt she have hepatitis? and besides, spending hours on end driving the autobaun in a souped up porshce sure beats a one nightstand with that skank any time. :D

i've felt implants before and couldn't really tell the difference, though those implants were pretty small and very well done (from what i understand). i would prefer to have an all-natural girl or boy, but that is probably because i don't really like any particular features to be artificially enlarged; i'm not big on huge tits or pecs, i don't like giant asses, and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.

personally the only surgery i would consider is a breast reduction...but i'm not allowed to really consider it because my boyfriend would cry for weeks.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".


doesnt she have hepatitis? and besides, spending hours on end driving the autobaun in a souped up porshce sure beats a one nightstand with that skank any time. :DI hear very good things both about German cars and German roads. I think maybe the car would be the way to go.

i've felt implants before and couldn't really tell the difference, though those implants were pretty small and very well done (from what i understand). i would prefer to have an all-natural girl or boy, but that is probably because i don't really like any particular features to be artificially enlarged; i'm not big on huge tits or pecs, i don't like giant asses, and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.

personally the only surgery i would consider is a breast reduction...but i'm not allowed to really consider it because my boyfriend would cry for weeks.

seen that woman who wanted to look like barbie? she had some of her makeup tatooed on :shock:

i've felt implants before and couldn't really tell the difference, though those implants were pretty small and very well done (from what i understand). i would prefer to have an all-natural girl or boy, but that is probably because i don't really like any particular features to be artificially enlarged; i'm not big on huge tits or pecs, i don't like giant asses, and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.

personally the only surgery i would consider is a breast reduction...but i'm not allowed to really consider it because my boyfriend would cry for weeks.

seen that woman who wanted to look like barbie? she had some of her makeup tatooed on :shock:

yeah, that's just downright creepy.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".


doesnt she have hepatitis? and besides, spending hours on end driving the autobaun in a souped up porshce sure beats a one nightstand with that skank any time. :DI hear very good things both about German cars and German roads. I think maybe the car would be the way to go.

ah, driving the autobaun is one of my life dreams

As I don't like transhumanism, I'd have to agree with the Germans on this one.

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I like big butts!
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and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.
David Schwimmer's nose job isn't bad.

I really do not like the plastic surgery look. I'd prefer a woman who felt good enough about her body without doing all that stuff to it. I mean, breast size just isn't very important to me. They're nice, but, the idea of implants just grosses me out. I want to be with a woman, not a barbie doll.

As I don't like transhumanism, I'd have to agree with the Germans on this one.

Again you use this word "transhumanism"; are you going to define it this time? Last time I asked you wouldn't for some reason. What's up with that?

As a fellow afficianado of full-sized lady-butts, you should at least share...

I'd have to guess that he means partialy human, based up the 'trans' part of the word.

Anyways, I prefer normal, non-modified people. It'd be odd to marry someone and have traits that are from that person that look nothing like that person show up.

BTW, Letia did you ever get past that part in KOTOR?

anyone heard of thatmtv show i want a famous face? just scary... :shock: and an other reason why plastic surgery is bad; michael jackson... ugh

i've felt implants before and couldn't really tell the difference, though those implants were pretty small and very well done (from what i understand). i would prefer to have an all-natural girl or boy, but that is probably because i don't really like any particular features to be artificially enlarged; i'm not big on huge tits or pecs, i don't like giant asses, and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.

personally the only surgery i would consider is a breast reduction...but i'm not allowed to really consider it because my boyfriend would cry for weeks.

seen that woman who wanted to look like barbie? she had some of her makeup tatooed on :shock:

Oh God. The "I'm a Barbie Girl song is coming back into my head. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo.
So much pain. :evil:

i've felt implants before and couldn't really tell the difference, though those implants were pretty small and very well done (from what i understand). i would prefer to have an all-natural girl or boy, but that is probably because i don't really like any particular features to be artificially enlarged; i'm not big on huge tits or pecs, i don't like giant asses, and i think facial plastic surgery almost always looks way to obvious and fake.

personally the only surgery i would consider is a breast reduction...but i'm not allowed to really consider it because my boyfriend would cry for weeks.

seen that woman who wanted to look like barbie? she had some of her makeup tatooed on :shock:

Oh God. The "I'm a Barbie Girl song is coming back into my head. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo.
So much pain. :evil:

i hate you. you passed it on :evil: :evil:

Anyone remember that eighties song called "I am too sexy"?

"I am too sexy for my shirt, I am so sexy it hurts. I am so sexy yeeeeah"

God, that and the barbie girl song are up there for most annoying.

*shutter*
i feel sorry for you. "numb" got rid of my barbie

*shutter*
i feel sorry for you. "numb" got rid of my barbie

Noooooooooo. The two most annoying songs in history stuck in my head at once. If I ever go to hell, this is what my personal hell will be. Barbie Girl and I'm too Sexy playing full volume for all of eternity. :evil:

Im a girl & i dont see why anyone would want to do that to themselves,why would anyone want to go around with fake body parts? Its just stupid

I like the natural look. I am not sexually attracted to women, but there are plenty i think are beautiful, and the ones i do are natural, except maybe for dying their hair...lol. I feel the same way about men. Imo, the two sexiest men alive are Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen. I like the scruffy look they have, the fact that their hair sometimes has that bed head look to it and that they are often seen wearing torn up jeans and a t-shirt or button down. They don't try too hard to impress people. It bugs me when people feel the need to look perfectly done up.

BTW, Letia did you ever get past that part in KOTOR?

Yes. I had to start over, but I did.

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"Beside him is a beautiful androgyne called SWITCH, aiming a large gun at Neo."--Script of The Matrix (I love The Matrix, but that is still funny.)
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

And who would blame them? I think those fake, inflated breasts and lips of hers are ridiculous and hideous! I'd be embarassed to be seen with her and could not get sexually interested in her at all.

Why are Pam Anderson and women like her considered such sex symbols? Why do so many men seem to like plastic breasts, collagen lips, fake coloured contact lenses, fake eyelashes, long painted nails, hair extensions...yech!!

Jeez, you might as well shag a store mannequin or a blow-up doll as one of these "plastic princesses".

What a ridiculous suggestion.

BTW, just what sort of sports car was it? :lol:

Im a girl & i dont see why anyone would want to do that to themselves,why would anyone want to go around with fake body parts? Its just stupid

Well, what if they have some sort of freak accident? For example, they had a car crash and their face is totally mutilated. I think that gives that a very good reason to "go around with fake body parts."

I don't mind if a woman's had some plastic surgery, but if she's a complete manufactured Barbie I won't have it.

are women with fake body parts sexy?
Well they can be, as long as you can't tell...
which I guess is basically a no

but I find sexiness to be more than just hotness (no kidding, getting to know someone always leads to them turning on more than before, no matter how they look- I mean, as long as they're awesome)
and women that aren't comfortable with their bodies are generally the ones getting the surgeries, and they generally lack that...je ne sais quoi...that I find so appealing

edit: Basically what it comes down to:
women = sexy ... plastic (silicone, collagen, whatever) != sexy
...in fact: plastic ~ unsexy (you know, if unsexy was a word)

All natural. Only way to go.

I would think that with many of today's surgeons...one can hardly tell between fake and real. Yes..some women do go overboard..but I would think..that if I was a woman I might have some alteration...suppose I had had children...breasts go up...down...sag...shrink..or for a butt that droops, crow lines around the eyes..double chins or if I've lost a lot of weight and have extra skin now..etc...etc...

Most plastic surgeons strive for a "balanced" look...with many implants you can hardly tell the difference between real and fake.

A recent opinion poll in Germany found that most men would prefer to spend a weekend driving around in an ultra-expensive sportscar than spend the time with Pamela Anderson.

No "get a P4 3.6 Ghz, 2 GB RAM, a 250 GB HD with a ATi Radeon X800 Pro 256MB, DVD +/- burner, a 8Mbit/2Mbit ADSL conection and €500,- on software of your choice" option? :(

Most of the guys I talk to say that they hate plasticy type ladies (except for my brother who is probably the most shallow human being in written history). It actually really pisses me off that they can be found to be attractive, because they have enough money to pump themselves full of silicone. It sickens me to look at them now. I myself have small breasts, and I have considered implants from time to time but then I look at them and think "Why?". They're so much fun! I'm amongst that lucky 1% of the female population who can actually erm..... climax.... JUST from breast stimulation!

isnt it rather shallow to decide a womans worth based on her breasts, natural or manufactured?

yaaaay hippie chicks

isnt it rather shallow to decide a womans worth based on her breasts, natural or manufactured?

yeah pretty much.
good point. way to be cool in this topic.

hell no,

I want a chick who has alittle confidence and enough self esteem to be happy with how they are

a handfull is enough anyway

thanks
after all who knows how many aftermarket parts the porche may have too

I don't think people should have themselves cut open and bits of plastic stuck in to alter their appearance.

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.

I don't think people should have themselves cut open and bits of plastic stuck in to alter their appearance.

well ya but what about those women who are so tiny that they look like boys? they should never have the opportunity to look good on the beach? what about women who have wildly uneven size from one breast to the other? what about a woman who has had a breast removed for cancer?

I don't think people should have themselves cut open and bits of plastic stuck in to alter their appearance.

well ya but what about those women who are so tiny that they look like boys? they should never have the opportunity to look good on the beach? what about women who have wildly uneven size from one breast to the other? what about a woman who has had a breast removed for cancer?

Obviously exceptions can be made in certain circumstances.

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.

OK what's more important - that a woman be satisfied with her own natural breasts as Squelchonia so delightfully is, or that a woman butcher/distort her body just so that it visually pleases YOU Stinkass? (I'm afraid to hear the answer... :roll: )

dont you think a woman is attractive/hot/sexy based on how she presents herself to the world more than what size her breasts are? surely youve seen some big breasted women who are trying very hard to not be attractive-- and succeeding at it.

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.
uh... i see why your name is "stinkass"..

you are such a friggen jerk. i hope you are celibate for your entire life.
thats with the best intentions possible. i say that for humanity..

Most of the guys I talk to say that they hate plasticy type ladies (except for my brother who is probably the most shallow human being in written history). It actually really pisses me off that they can be found to be attractive, because they have enough money to pump themselves full of silicone. It sickens me to look at them now. I myself have small breasts, and I have considered implants from time to time but then I look at them and think "Why?". They're so much fun! I'm amongst that lucky 1% of the female population who can actually erm..... climax.... JUST from breast stimulation!

I've known two girls who could do that. One was under an A, the other wore a DD, but only because she didn't want to admit she was bigger.

Most of the guys I talk to say that they hate plasticy type ladies (except for my brother who is probably the most shallow human being in written history). It actually really pisses me off that they can be found to be attractive, because they have enough money to pump themselves full of silicone. It sickens me to look at them now. I myself have small breasts, and I have considered implants from time to time but then I look at them and think "Why?". They're so much fun! I'm amongst that lucky 1% of the female population who can actually erm..... climax.... JUST from breast stimulation!

Sounds fun. :lol:
I don't have a problem with plastic surgery if it's to repair damage, but implants simply for the sake of having a larger bust just befuddle me. In my opinion, most women who have small breasts wouldn't look right with large ones, because they wouldn't fit their body. I think it's a bit sad that some perfectly healthy women think that they need plastic surgery to be beautiful.

If a woman wants to do that to herself, I don't have a problem with it. I know it's cliched to say it, but it's what's on the inside that counts.

I suppose I could do with a plastic outside and a full of kindness inside.

In my opinion, most women who have small breasts wouldn't look right with large ones, because they wouldn't fit their body.

So true. Pam Anderson's an example of freakish body proportions that wouldn't occur in nature - her butt, hips and waist are very skinny and non-curvey - making her goofy inflated (and artificially round) breasts just look that much more ridiculous on her tiny frame.

Now compare the goddess-like Serena Williams: yes she's large-breasted, but she's also big-framed, very curvey, long-legged, and has a gorgeous, fully-rounded derriere. Her large bust looks natural and *suits* her body perfectly - not looking silly on her at all. YUM!! :D

Sorry, but even though I may sound immature saying this, but I LIKE BIG BOOBS!!!! (plastic or not, it doesnt matter)

In my opinion, most women who have small breasts wouldn't look right with large ones, because they wouldn't fit their body.

So true. Pam Anderson's an example of freakish body proportions that wouldn't occur in nature - her butt, hips and waist are very skinny and non-curvey - making her goofy inflated (and artificially round) breasts just look that much more ridiculous on her tiny frame.

Now compare the goddess-like Serena Williams: yes she's large-breasted, but she's also big-framed, very curvey, long-legged, and has a gorgeous, fully-rounded derriere. Her large bust looks natural and *suits* her body perfectly - not looking silly on her at all. YUM!! :D

both williams sisters should be considered GODDESSES. they are amazing role models for all women

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

That's more of a matter of comfort not beauty. It wouldn't bother me. Though I find an overabundance of cleavage to not be especially attractive.

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

That's more of a matter of comfort not beauty. It wouldn't bother me. Though I find an overabundance of cleavage to not be especially attractive.

Depends how overabundant the cleavage may be. :wink:

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

That's more of a matter of comfort not beauty. It wouldn't bother me. Though I find an overabundance of cleavage to not be especially attractive.

Depends how overabundant the cleavage may be. :wink:

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

That's more of a matter of comfort not beauty. It wouldn't bother me. Though I find an overabundance of cleavage to not be especially attractive.

Depends how overabundant the cleavage may be. :wink:

Too me it's like their saying "I'm lowering my level so I can possibly score with you" prolly not qwhat there saying but thats the way it seems.

Answer= NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Makeup is ok, but nothing else.

do you object to a padded bra then? so the dress fits better?

That's more of a matter of comfort not beauty. It wouldn't bother me. Though I find an overabundance of cleavage to not be especially attractive.

Depends how overabundant the cleavage may be. :wink:

What is the point in quoting someone if you are not going to respond? What did that quotation mean?

look below it

look below it

I see.

look below it

I see.

I was gonna do it again to piss you off byut we're all happy now.

Some makeup to highlight the features are ok, but i don't find anything else beyond makeup attractive.

I hear you IIRRAAQQII

Im a girl & i dont see why anyone would want to do that to themselves,why would anyone want to go around with fake body parts? Its just stupid

Well, what if they have some sort of freak accident? For example, they had a car crash and their face is totally mutilated. I think that gives that a very good reason to "go around with fake body parts."

That would be alright but alot of people do it for no good reason,some only do it to make people look at them

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.
uh... i see why your name is "stinkass"..

you are such a friggen jerk. i hope you are celibate for your entire life.
thats with the best intentions possible. i say that for humanity..

Thanks for the support guys, but I really don't mind him saying stuff like that, as it's my brother.

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.
uh... i see why your name is "stinkass"..

you are such a friggen jerk. i hope you are celibate for your entire life.
thats with the best intentions possible. i say that for humanity..

Thanks for the support guys, but I really don't mind him saying stuff like that, as it's my brother.

Squelchonia, you're such a stupid retard. Pumped up women are much hotter than girls with stupid, tiny fried egg tits.
uh... i see why your name is "stinkass"..

you are such a friggen jerk. i hope you are celibate for your entire life.
thats with the best intentions possible. i say that for humanity..

Thanks for the support guys, but I really don't mind him saying stuff like that, as it's my brother.

Not true! I am a brother of all humanity! And I am awesome! HAR!

Now it's official from the 'I am awesome' comment.

Many people are awesome. And whilst your brother sounds like one of them, sad as it is to say, I am not he.

In fact, I find it unlikely he's as awesome as I am. No, I'm a new player in this little game. A wildcard, if you will.

I happen to be a female who appreciates female beauty, and I appreciate nudes when they're really well done. I guess I'd say I prefer women to come in all shapes and sizes, and to look as they do naturally. Not much makeup, if any, and I don't like this whole artificial beauty thing. I don't even think "landing strips" are attractive. Women should look like women, not like some strange being from outer space, totally abstract in their representation of womanhood.

There's a good site for natural beauty in nudes, Domai, and I have to say, this is much more appealing than most of the other kind of stuff out there. I'm not really into porn, since it takes itself too seriously, and it's taking all of the fun and humanity out of sexuality. Of course, I think most people take themselves way too seriously too.

Translation: "I'm a dyke who'll take any old pair of saggy tits and messy gash".

Translation: "I'm a dyke who'll take any old pair of saggy tits and messy gash".

As a matter of fact, I'm a heterosexual, and I can't say that women are interesting to me sexually, just they're better looking...maybe that's not the words I'm looking for...less ridiculous naked than men are.

"I prefer women to come in all shapes and sizes, and to look as they do naturally. Not much makeup, if any"

Yeah, sounds really straight and not something you've put any thought into at all. :roll:

It's nothing to be ashamed of, you're a rug muncher, God still loves you, just accept it and be happy with it. You're probably hideous anyway, so it's not like the men of the world are missing anything.

"I prefer women to come in all shapes and sizes, and to look as they do naturally. Not much makeup, if any"

Yeah, sounds really straight and not something you've put any thought into at all. :roll:

It's nothing to be ashamed of, you're a rug muncher, God still loves you, just accept it and be happy with it. You're probably hideous anyway, so it's not like the men of the world are missing anything.

This shows your ass bigtime. I guess this explains why you sit at home and fap away, and can't seem to get a girl, because she doesn't understand what a twenty-sided dice is for...

Interesting. I love provoking reactions, and I've noticed lesbians are particularly aggressive. Especially ugly ones. Thank you for confirming my theory for me.

Interesting. I love provoking reactions, and I've noticed lesbians are particularly aggressive. Especially ugly ones. Thank you for confirming my theory for me.

Hey, d00d, whatever turns your crank.

Large breasted women who aren't ugly lesbians. Unlike you, who I believe to be a hideous dyke.

I happen to be a female who appreciates female beauty, and I appreciate nudes when they're really well done. I guess I'd say I prefer women to come in all shapes and sizes, and to look as they do naturally. Not much makeup, if any, and I don't like this whole artificial beauty thing. I don't even think "landing strips" are attractive. Women should look like women, not like some strange being from outer space, totally abstract in their representation of womanhood.

There's a good site for natural beauty in nudes, Domai [link removed], and I have to say, this is much more appealing than most of the other kind of stuff out there. I'm not really into porn, since it takes itself too seriously, and it's taking all of the fun and humanity out of sexuality. Of course, I think most people take themselves way too seriously too.Sheilanagig, you might want to remove that link. While I think that most people are mature enough to accept that kind of thing, its the policy of the powers that be to cater to the lowest common denominatior, so Mods don't look too kindly on links to or embedded pictures of nudity.

Done.

"I prefer women to come in all shapes and sizes, and to look as they do naturally. Not much makeup, if any"

Yeah, sounds really straight and not something you've put any thought into at all. :roll:

It's nothing to be ashamed of, you're a rug muncher, God still loves you, just accept it and be happy with it. You're probably hideous anyway, so it's not like the men of the world are missing anything.

This shows your ass bigtime. I guess this explains why you sit at home and fap away, and can't seem to get a girl, because she doesn't understand what a twenty-sided dice is for...
Hey, insult the stinky ass all you want, but leave RPGs out of it

I mean...I figure a lot of people 'round here roleplay...tis why we have forums that are totally IC.

On this whole page, theres not one person who's posted who's name doesn't begin with "s"

This shows your ass bigtime. I guess this explains why you sit at home and fap away, and can't seem to get a girl, because she doesn't understand what a twenty-sided dice is for...
Hey, insult the stinky ass all you want, but leave RPGs out of it

I mean...I figure a lot of people 'round here roleplay...tis why we have forums that are totally IC.

Understood, but he seems a lot like a sad D&D player who never gets out of the house and has a rampant case of constipation because he won't leave the game to take a dump, and hates women because maybe they keep blowing him off by telling him they're dykes... :twisted:

Understood, but he seems a lot like a sad D&D player who never gets out of the house and has a rampant case of constipation because he won't leave the game to take a dump, and hates women because maybe they keep blowing him off by telling him they're dykes... :twisted:
tee hee....I know what you mean
On this whole page, theres not one person who's posted who's name doesn't begin with "s"
good catch.....eerie...

Understood, but he seems a lot like a sad D&D player who never gets out of the house and has a rampant case of constipation because he won't leave the game to take a dump, and hates women because maybe they keep blowing him off by telling him they're dykes... :twisted:
tee hee....I know what you mean
On this whole page, theres not one person who's posted who's name doesn't begin with "s"
good catch.....eerie...Just 2 more posts and we'll own the page!! Alphabetical supremecy!

I just don't like that I'm not allowed to express an opinion on the subject without someone taking me for a lesbian. I can't say I haven't considered it, especially when I run into a guy like Stinkass who makes me wonder why I bother...but honestly? I am confronted by a sense of sexual indifference when I think about it. Women just don't turn me on, but as I said before, women don't look near as silly as men naked.

:twisted: If you want to imagine something really silly, imagine a naked man in nothing but black socks, running. Hell, why not imagine Stinkass nekkid like that...errr...or not... :P

Yes it is sexy, anything that upgrades a women is good. P.anderson is overdone and vulgair but other porn stars like Paris Hilton are quite sexy and have beautifull silicones. Pitty that they are so hard when you feel them, just like they don't point normally when a girl lies naked on her back.

I just don't like that I'm not allowed to express an opinion on the subject without someone taking me for a lesbian. I can't say I haven't considered it, especially when I run into a guy like Stinkass who makes me wonder why I bother...but honestly? I am confronted by a sense of sexual indifference when I think about it. Women just don't turn me on, but as I said before, women don't look near as silly as men naked.

:twisted: If you want to imagine something really silly, imagine a naked man in nothing but black socks, running. Hell, why not imagine Stinkass nekkid like that...errr...or not... :P
Girls turn me on :D But so do guys...
though I might have to agree...I think girls are the more...artistically beautiful gender

Yes it is sexy, anything that upgrades a women is good. P.anderson is overdone and vulgair but other porn stars like Paris Hilton are quite sexy and have beautifull silicones. Pitty that they are so hard when you feel them, just like they don't point normally when a girl lies naked on her back.

DAMMIT!!!!

I just don't like that I'm not allowed to express an opinion on the subject without someone taking me for a lesbian. I can't say I haven't considered it, especially when I run into a guy like Stinkass who makes me wonder why I bother...but honestly? I am confronted by a sense of sexual indifference when I think about it. Women just don't turn me on, but as I said before, women don't look near as silly as men naked.

:twisted: If you want to imagine something really silly, imagine a naked man in nothing but black socks, running. Hell, why not imagine Stinkass nekkid like that...errr...or not... :PStinkass is quite clearly a troll. I don't see him lasting to the end of the week.

As I'm straight and male, its probably the view you'd expect, but I do absolutely agree with you on who looks better naked. I took a look over that website, and you can see there, that regardless of any sexual aspect, women look beautiful naked.

God in Heaven, you just spoiled a whole-page run of the S mob. I hope you're proud of yourself.

*cough*

God in Heaven, you just spoiled a whole-page run of the S mob. I hope you're proud of yourself.

*cough*
quite the suspicious cough...

Stinkass is quite clearly a troll. I don't see him lasting to the end of the week.

As I'm straight and male, its probably the view you'd expect, but I do absolutely agree with you on who looks better naked. I took a look over that website, and you can see there, that regardless of any sexual aspect, women look beautiful naked.

THANK YOU. God, I'm relieved to hear I'm not the only one who thinks so. Actually, it's something my fiancee and I both like, good artistic nudes. I guess I have this thing about the way the west views sex. It's like victims of sexual abuse, you know, they grow up to either be promiscuous or frigid, and most of the way sex is viewed in the western world seems to lean in either of these two directions, neither of which is healthy. Why do I have to associate nudity with sex?

Maybe it's because in this world we live in, at least in most of europe and america, the only time you see nudity is when you're about to get off, whether it's a mag or a movie or a person. That's kind of wrong, don't you think? Not that I'm saying we should run around naked all the time, but we shouldn't make such an issue of it. It's not like swimsuits are really necessary, except for "modesty".

OK, truth be told I am Squelchonia's brother, I saw in our computer's clipboard she'd called me shallow on here so I decided to come post here to p*** her off, but she's not going to fall for it, so I'll give up.

As for me being a D+D playing loser, well, no. I have a decent social life, go to nightclubs and whatnot, and I also have a 6 pack. And I'm good looking.

So me > you.

Bollocks.

Well done, Ev, as you can tell, I'm severely pissed off.

Sarcasm is so hard to convey via the medium of text, isn't it?

Maybe I should go and interfere with Peter Porker's posts on the IGN boards......

Shouldn't slag me off then. You'll know not to next time.

And as for interfering with my posts, you could do, but it would cost you, the boards there are a service you get when you pay for Insider content on the website for the games and stuff.

Ive just come to ruin the page of S posters 8)

Ive just come to ruin the page of Soliton posters 8)

get the reference? :D

Ive just come to ruin the page of Soliton posters 8)

get the reference? :D

Dont make me hurt you

Shouldn't slag me off then. You'll know not to next time.

And as for interfering with my posts, you could do, but it would cost you, the boards there are a service you get when you pay for Insider content on the website for the games and stuff.

I wasn't slagging you off, I was telling the truth and you know it!

I can't be arsed to post on the IGN boards anyway, why should I sink to your level? :D