NationStates Jolt Archive

A few of you were wondering when my Blog would be up, and, well, it is!
http://jordansean.blogspot.com/

Of course, a few of you couldn't care less, but who cares :)

NOES! A MORMON BLOG! :shock:

NOES! A MORMON BLOG! :shock:

That wasn't very funny :roll:

NOES! A MORMON BLOG! :shock:

Whoa, does he stake any vampires?

NOES! A MORMON BLOG! :shock:

That wasn't very funny :roll:

whos asking you? :roll:

some mighty fine blogging there raysia... up fro some code wanking [jk].

anyway, keep in touch with us or somthing...yeah...

*sets the blog on fire*

NOES! A MORMON BLOG! :shock:

That wasn't very funny :roll:

whos asking you? :roll:

No one 8) Did you see anyone asking :roll:

I commented.

some mighty fine blogging there raysia... up fro some code wanking [jk].

anyway, keep in touch with us or somthing...yeah...

*sets the blog on fire*

and he was forever remembered as a major code wanker

thas cool dude.

I just dropped a comment over there. Welcome to the club.

I looked at your blog and liked it.

Bah. No anonymous comments. Wait- Mormon?! I thought that he was a sciento- never mind.

I read it....

"Twice the Raysia....half the intelligence!"

I just dropped a comment over there. Welcome to the club.

Went to look.. But I noted that you have a blog too.. but I guess you don't share publicly? Your blog is one I would find find worth bookmarking.. Is it not open to the public?

I read it....

"Twice the Raysia....half the intelligence!"*reads incertonia's comment on the blog, applies it to BS*

Yeah... I'm the one doing the personal attacks? :P

I just dropped a comment over there. Welcome to the club.

Went to look.. But I noted that you have a blog too.. but I guess you don't share publicly? Your blog is one I would find find worth bookmarking.. Is it not open to the public?No--it's quite open to the public. Hell, I started a thread here months ago trying to get the others who blog to publicize their stuff as well. It died of lack of interest after about 11 pages.

But here's the link for anyone else who is interested: http://incertus.blogspot.com

Warning--I like comments, but keep them civil. Anyone remember Mumakata? He trolled the joint a couple of weeks ago and I had to ip ban his ass because he kept suggesting things he wanted to do to my girlfriend. As if he had a dick in the first place. :lol:

heheheheheheheh now I know what you look like.

I read it....

"Twice the Raysia....half the intelligence!"*reads incertonia's comment on the blog, applies it to BS*

Yeah... I'm the one doing the personal attacks? :P

But, but, Bush is Eviiiil! :twisted:

I read it....

"Twice the Raysia....half the intelligence!"*reads incertonia's comment on the blog, applies it to BS*

Yeah... I'm the one doing the personal attacks? :PI was thinking he was playing off the tag line for pandagon, which is "half the age, twice the smart."

for everyone too lazy to click the link

here is raysia: http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/bandmeyeah.jpg

I read it....

"Twice the Raysia....half the intelligence!"*reads incertonia's comment on the blog, applies it to BS*

Yeah... I'm the one doing the personal attacks? :P

Meh..Im too tired to care.

Whats worse, attacking one person directly..or attacking a whole group...instantly labeling them all as "morons"....?

You shouldnt throw stones.....your walls are made of glass.

I just dropped a comment over there. Welcome to the club.

Went to look.. But I noted that you have a blog too.. but I guess you don't share publicly? Your blog is one I would find find worth bookmarking.. Is it not open to the public?No--it's quite open to the public. Hell, I started a thread here months ago trying to get the others who blog to publicize their stuff as well. It died of lack of interest after about 11 pages.

But here's the link for anyone else who is interested: http://incertus.blogspot.com

Warning--I like comments, but keep them civil. Anyone remember Mumakata? He trolled the joint a couple of weeks ago and I had to ip ban his ass because he kept suggesting things he wanted to do to my girlfriend. As if he had a dick in the first place. :lol:

Thanks, I'll bookmark it, I'm sure it's a good read.. I don't have a blog but I do have a "deadjournal" it's a spoof of livejournal which Zep has.. but I dare to be different.. same thing though.. :)

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/bandmeyeah.jpg
Damn......I demand your lunch money.

Ah, I'm just playin' with ya......


I look like Grizzly Adams illegitimate slacker son, if it'll make it better.

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/bandmeyeah.jpg
Damn......I demand your lunch money.

:lol:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/bandmeyeah.jpg
Damn......I demand your lunch money.


You'd better do it before about 9am or else someone will have beaten you to it :P

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:
You did. You look like you could take me.

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:

You look like that...?

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:

You look like that...?Not at all--but I don't want to hear it. If you look like the bastard son of Grizzly Adams, then I look like his nerdy cousin.

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:

Oh? What do you look like?

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This is exactly why I don't have my picture up on my blog. :lol: :lol:

You look like that...?Not at all--but I don't want to hear it. If you look like the bastard son of Grizzly Adams, then I look like his nerdy cousin.

I don't have any photos I feel like sharing with the world. I guess if I could get one of me playing inline hockey where I'm just a blur* with full gear on...




*ok I'm not actually very fast. Maybe a side on shot from a distance while I'm wearing my face cage...

I won't let photos of me be taken.


that sentence hurts my head.

Anyway, I hate having my photo taken. At least one narrative in every medium I've written for has dealt with that on some level. Pretty obsessive, I guess. I don't look in mirrors either, except when I have to look 'respectable' and trim the goatee and the 'stache.


There is a bizarre exception to the rule: When in SF or a touristy place I love getting in tourist photos, part of a quest to be the person most photographed by accident. (that has only appeared in one thing)

I won't let photos of me be taken.


that sentence hurts my head.

Anyway, I hate having my photo taken. At least one narrative in every medium I've written for has dealt with that on some level. Pretty obsessive, I guess. I don't look in mirrors either, except when I have to look 'respectable' and trim the goatee and the 'stache.


There is a bizarre exception to the rule: When in SF or a touristy place I love getting in tourist photos, part of a quest to be the person most photographed by accident. (that has only appeared in one thing)surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^

I won't let photos of me be taken.


that sentence hurts my head.

Anyway, I hate having my photo taken. At least one narrative in every medium I've written for has dealt with that on some level. Pretty obsessive, I guess. I don't look in mirrors either, except when I have to look 'respectable' and trim the goatee and the 'stache.


There is a bizarre exception to the rule: When in SF or a touristy place I love getting in tourist photos, part of a quest to be the person most photographed by accident. (that has only appeared in one thing)

Ah hah! Vampire! Go get 'um Raysia!

surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

I won't let photos of me be taken.


that sentence hurts my head.

Anyway, I hate having my photo taken. At least one narrative in every medium I've written for has dealt with that on some level. Pretty obsessive, I guess. I don't look in mirrors either, except when I have to look 'respectable' and trim the goatee and the 'stache.


There is a bizarre exception to the rule: When in SF or a touristy place I love getting in tourist photos, part of a quest to be the person most photographed by accident. (that has only appeared in one thing)

Ah hah! Vampire! Go get 'um Raysia!
hhhhhsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

flutterflutterflutterflutter

surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)I do have a few embarassing pics from that trip :P someone took a pic of me behind a sign I couldn't read at a fruitstand... the sign? "Don't pinch the fruit." hah hah, raysia's gay, ok, joke over, I've had it enough :P

I do have a few embarassing pics from that trip :P someone took a pic of me behind a sign I couldn't read at a fruitstand... the sign? "Don't pinch the fruit." hah hah, raysia's gay, ok, joke over, I've had it enough :PDude, you've got to admit, that is pretty damn funny. :lol:

surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

Speaking as one of the kids who may or may not have taken your lucnch money....we spent our days inside a smelly garage, playing loud and sloppy power chords and beating on and old drum sets.."rockin!"..all the while "TURN IT DOWN!" could be heard off in the distance...

We were cool.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

Drummers are the only cool people in band.

surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)I do have a few embarassing pics from that trip :P someone took a pic of me behind a sign I couldn't read at a fruitstand... the sign? "Don't pinch the fruit." hah hah, raysia's gay, ok, joke over, I've had it enough :P

You know, I hardly ever use these, but:
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surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

Speaking as one of the kids who may or may not have taken your lucnch money....we spent our days inside a smelly garage, playing loud and sloppy power chords and beating on and old drum sets.."rockin!"..all the while "TURN IT DOWN!" could be heard off in the distance...

We were cool.First off, I'm a drummer. I was sitting on the ground in front of the horns :)

Second, Steal MY lunch money? I'm as big as both you guys together :)

Ok, now that we are over the pic... lets talk about the freaking ugly background you picked for your blog.. :lol:

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

Drummers are the only cool people in band.
I played vibes in the drum line....

alright, even I don't think that counts.....

I played vibes in the drum line....

alright, even I don't think that counts.....

You were in Drum line then it counts. Hitting stuff with sticks, thats what it is all about.

surprisingly enough, that pic of me was from a band trip to SF :P But it still sucked, and I removed it ^_^Well there's your first mistake. You have to 'go missing' during the photo part of band trips.

And if you're in the french horn section (usually a section of one) then oh brother......I guess clarinet players need someone to make fun of....(alright, this portion of mean comes from being in the coolest section in band, the saxophones. Only the trumpets can approach that kinda cool, and then only if they're in the Jazz band....that is to say, as cool as band kids get....ah man, now people are gonna be after my lunch money. Curse you Raysia......)

Speaking as one of the kids who may or may not have taken your lucnch money....we spent our days inside a smelly garage, playing loud and sloppy power chords and beating on and old drum sets.."rockin!"..all the while "TURN IT DOWN!" could be heard off in the distance...

We were cool.First off, I'm a drummer. I was sitting on the ground in front of the horns :)

Second, Steal MY lunch money? I'm as big as both you guys together :)

Oh yes...your lunch money would have been mine, were we the same age.
I warn you.....I had mulletude.
Fear me.

Actually despite the bad crowd I ran with, most of the time carrying a knife.....I never actually took anyones lunch money.
I was the nicest guy of the "people not to screw with."

Oh yes...your lunch money would have been mine, were we the same age.
I warn you.....I had mulletude.
Fear me.

Actually despite the bad crowd I ran with, most of the time carrying a knife.....I never actually took anyones lunch money.
I was the nicest guy of the "people not to screw with."

Same here (except I traded the knife in for a gun and then back for a knife).
I was more likely to help the little guy who was getting his butt kicked than I was to pick on him....
I still run with a rough crowd, but half of us are in law enforcement and the rest have respectable jobs, but come 5pm off with the suits on with the leathers....Odd that.

Ok, now that we are over the pic... lets talk about the freaking ugly background you picked for your blog.. :lol:really? LOL I picked a random one... *finds another*

Thanks mom!

Speaking as one of the kids who may or may not have taken your lucnch money....we spent our days inside a smelly garage, playing loud and sloppy power chords and beating on and old drum sets.."rockin!"..all the while "TURN IT DOWN!" could be heard off in the distance...

We were cool.
Here's the wierd thing that happened at my school:
First off, it was a small town. There was a guitarist who was really good, very disiplined(sp), who was a big G&R fan (it was appropriate to the time, I'm oldish). He got through those solos and realized that rock guitar worked on a simple principle and could play anything. So he picked up the Charlie Parker Omnibook (it also had something to do with people making cracks about how guitarists can't read) and read it cover to cover. He got himself a Gibson hollow body and everytime there was a guitar show off it really became a 'Watch Eddie play' thing. And Eddie liked to play with me and a few other friends, so the coolest band on campus was a little Jazz combo because we had these kick ass soloists (I barely kept up, to be honest about things) so in reality my sax allowed me to not have to beat up people for lunch money, people just gave it to me. My senior year I ate a whole lot of free lunches.

Ok, now that we are over the pic... lets talk about the freaking ugly background you picked for your blog.. :lol:really? LOL I picked a random one... *finds another*

Thanks mom!

Haha, not personally a huge fan of orange.. but much better :)

Ok, now that we are over the pic... lets talk about the freaking ugly background you picked for your blog.. :lol:really? LOL I picked a random one... *finds another*

Thanks mom!

Haha, not personally a huge fan of orange.. but much better :)i don't know which one you're talking about... i'm cycling through a bunch of them, but some of them don't like pics :S

What do you call a bum who hangs out with musicians?




A drummer!!!




hahahahahahahah oh I crack me up....

What do you call a bum who hangs out with musicians?




A drummer!!!




hahahahahahahah oh I crack me up....

What do you do if there is a guitarist at your front door ?










Pay for your pizza and give him a tip.

What do you call a bum who hangs out with musicians?




A drummer!!!




hahahahahahahah oh I crack me up....

What do you do if there is a guitarist at your front door ?










Pay for your pizza and give him a tip.


That one hit so close to home...I cant possibly explain.


How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?














20.

One to actually do it..and 19 to say...."I could have done it better."

How can you tell if the stage is level...













Drool comes out of both sides of the bassist's mouth.

How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

















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He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Wow, we got the whole band....

Wow, we got the whole band....

I believe in being thorough.

New sig plug pic :)

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/cts.jpg

Wow, we got the whole band....

I believe in being thorough.

Good man. I appluad you.

New sig plug pic :)

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/cts.jpg

Shouldn't that say "Called to annoy people in thier homes" ?

New sig plug pic :)

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/cts.jpg

eww patriotism :?

Very good! Wonderful pic.

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/cts.jpg

I really expect to see a big flaming eye between those two towers...

(Damn, now the Tolken foundation is going to sue me....)

Your blog looks way better Ray.. :)