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The sickest, most perverted commercials on television these days are made by those sick, Enzyte bastards.
Example: In the 'business commercial' Bob [The horny bastard] sits smiling holding up a cup of coffee and in the background toast pops out of a toaster symbolizing an erection. Later while entering the house his nieghbor watches Bob wave to him. The nieghbor stands with a frown holding a hose. Then the water running through it becomes weaker and then folds down resembling a flaccid penis. At the end it goes, "And Bob has one happy friend back at the house," and shows Bob's wife extreamly happy with her hands clasped together. And that's just one of the many commercials.

I have one thing to say about them: Those guys are sick bastards.

It's all about marketing and making money man....they don't care what you think if you don't need it.

is it supposed to make your dick bigger or what?

sad part is that 20 years ago nobody would have seen any of that.

It's still sick.

is it supposed to make your dick bigger or what?Give you bigger, stronger...you know...thingy...

is it supposed to make your dick bigger or what?

congratulations captain obvious.

is it supposed to make your dick bigger or what?

congratulations captain obvious.

hush

I assume the intention is to be funny, but I don't find any humor in it. It seems like they are focusing on the grade-schoolers who find anatomy references hilarious.

I assume the intention is to be funny, but I don't find any humor in it. It seems like they are focusing on the grade-schoolers who find anatomy references hilarious.
It's not funny at all.. but a truly funny commercial was the new peptobismal commercial... with the little dance they came up with... Hilarious!

I assume the intention is to be funny, but I don't find any humor in it. It seems like they are focusing on the grade-schoolers who find anatomy references hilarious.Aiming towards the demographic that giggles when the science teacher says 'moist' and 'opening'.

I think it's hilarious, especially since there's no medical reason to think it actually works.

I assume the intention is to be funny, but I don't find any humor in it. It seems like they are focusing on the grade-schoolers who find anatomy references hilarious.Aiming towards the demographic that giggles when the science teacher says 'moist' and 'opening'.

:lol:


I'm laughing now....THANKS A LOT!

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

sad part is that 20 years ago nobody would have seen any of that.Actually the whole point of the campaign is the obviousness of the sybology. How else do you say "We can make you dick bigger" and offend the least number of people? I question the judgement of the TV people in allowing the ads, but the people who wrote the ads are brillant in coming up with a clever way of saying something that cannot be said openly. 60 years ago (not 20) some people may have missed the references, but they would have had to be pretty thick - if for some reason people didn't see the symbology they would have been even cruder (and definetely not allowed on TV).

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

hey hey hey...don't drag video games in there!

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

hey hey hey...don't drag video games in there!

or giant robots, or sweet sweet japanese porn

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

hey hey hey...don't drag video games in there!

or giant robots, or sweet sweet japanese porn

Amen to that, brother! Yuri hentai 4-3v3r.

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

hey hey hey...don't drag video games in there!

or giant robots, or sweet sweet japanese porn

Amen to that, brother! Yuri hentai 4-3v3r.

alright, alright, no more of that. those threads died last week.

I say it spells bad news for those of us who are already huge...

TMI, but i guess it was only a matter of time.

Seriously. I think that guys who are small downstairs actually cheated on their wives in a past life, and therefore are punished in their next life. Enzyte is a blatant defiance of the karma system.

you've spent too much time pondering on this.

I've often been told that I have too much time on my hands. But that's not really true as I'm really quite busy with such constructive and important activities such as video games, Dungeons and Dragons, collecting action figures of giant robots from Japanese cartoons, etc.

hey hey hey...don't drag video games in there!

or giant robots, or sweet sweet japanese porn

Amen to that, brother! Yuri hentai 4-3v3r.

god bless j-list :D

two weeks ago actually

right? two?